Martini Time!

Martini Time!
With real Black Cherries and some ice cubes, take two parts Gordans gin and one part cranberry vodka, shake the shit out of it and whamo!
The bad thoughts crawl back!

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Shelby the cosmopolitan
Here in r/banter we exclusively drink bathtub hooch

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This kind makes me miss the al/ck/ guys from when they got kicked their board and had to come to Jow Forums.
A man of quality.

That's untrue
we drink shitty beer too
I probably miss them more than anyone.

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no you fucking plebs we drink water here.

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Das es gut!

I wish we had more tasteful alcoholism here in bant

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based

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>water's free from the tap
>free
Water does it for free

me on the left

I don't know why I did this

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Fucking legend.

this is epic
epic for the wiiiinnn

>not drinking straight gin

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I only drink Guinness and Old Mill. The highest of quality!

Waters for nerds and faggots desu

Because you care

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I'm actually pretty drunk I'm no the whiskey rn, that might explain it

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I drink vodka and gin at the same time!
A man who drinks straight gin is less of a man than me!

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enjoy your dehydration faggot

Moosehead is actually pretty nice for shit you can find at any liquor store. It's much better than something like coors or that ribbon shit, but it's probably not as nice as something I'm sure you'd be a faggot for drinking. I'd say it's roughly on par with something like Guinness or Richard's

>mixing your liquors
What are you a teenage girl at a high school party? You gonna have a reds and only finish half of it?
Gin is just fine by itself. I'll bet you're using tanqeuray like a poof too.

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Nigga I drink 3 liters of water a day, real talk.
Get on my hydration level

I believe I've had it and if I recall...it was great!

I'm using Gordans like James Bond would have wanted!

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Damn fine job Shelby. You're definitely a seasoned drinker.
What vodka are you using?
>inb4 kettle one

Moosehead is straight-up piss. Propeller Extra Special Bitter is god-tier.

Even worse! Burnett's!