>mfw belgian claims his dick is 8 inches
Mfw belgian claims his dick is 8 inches
James Diaz
Benjamin Wilson
Lmao dicklet
Ryder Mitchell
>t.2 inches
Jonathan Robinson
e i g h t i n c h e s
Luke Howard
Wait you mean your dick is smaller than 8 inches?
Aaron Reed
I accidentally measured my PP in centimeters instead of inches and thought it was 26 inches :(
Adrian Stewart
why are you using imperial units?
Ian Reed
>implying amerilards could understand metric
Adrian Parker
There're my fayvrit band tho
Ayden Scott
I checked the map of international dick size averages to see which country would get triggered by my monster cock the easiest. And so I adapted
Jack Young
imagine what it feels like knowing everyone around you has dick 2 times smaller that yours
just imagine
Gavin Gomez
>checked a map of dicks
ftfy
you cant understand why we use imperial. its like 5D chess you retard
Asher Diaz
more like 1D chutes and ladders artards lmaooooo
Evan Scott
Your 5D chess made you lose a 125 million $ probe tho
so I call your game shit lole
Justin Cruz
My dick is 9.5 trillion kilometres
Jacob Brown
So that's what's been knocking on my bedroom window all night
Caleb Kelly
They call my dick the world serpent.
Kayden Allen
Wait, how many Macedonian cubits is that?
Tyler Foster
It's about 5.88 trillion miles
Joshua Watson
how do you pee?
Ayden Carter
Space is his toilet.
Jace Davis
So if you got a boner and turned around, would your glans be moving faster than light?
Jace Taylor
It takes a light year in-order for my piss to escape my body, by then you're already dead.
Caleb Morgan
No, nothing is faster then light
Thomas Russell
Jörmungandong
Daniel Diaz
Joshua Cook
I'm unable to have sex tho
Jason Miller
What about your drill piercing the heavens and all that jazz?
It's boinking in a metaphorical sense, on a galactic scale
Noah Harris
I DON'T KNOW BUT I'M GETTING SUCKED OFF BY SEVERAL BLACK HOLES, IT FEELS GREAT.
Robert Ramirez
have you tried literally fucking the planet?
wait... the grand canyon was that your fault?
Zachary Wright
No, I did the Mariana trench
Adrian Cruz
Ayden Jones
man knows his planetary orifices