I'm an attention whore and have figured out the only way to get attention on this board is to be a namefag...

I'm an attention whore and have figured out the only way to get attention on this board is to be a namefag. What name should I go by?

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My filters awaits you

you've just been hacked

fuck off faggot
take that name and shove it up your ass

do this but film it

Post a picture of yourself so we can find a name that suits your style

no, you have to avatarfag for attention
A name gets you filtered
For best results, use Jow Forums flags or a proxy to post from an obscure location so that you'll be the only poster with that flag, and post the same images for your reactions, but not all of the same character so that you can't get banned, and then bitch about namefags and avatarfags like you're better than they are for some inexplicable reason despite the fact that you're employing a facsimile of their attention whoring methods

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pk gove me a second gotta wipe the Cheeto dust off my face

Base it off something you like.

t. One of the biggest attention whores on bant

Lole when I read this it's like looking in a mirror

ive tried to use a proxy before like expressvpn and the bear one but it didn't work

Like, you couldn't find an available IP or you just didn't get any attention for your shenanigans?

make me a namefag waffle friend

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I set my location as UK, Germany, etc. but I guess Jow Forums knows when you're using a VPN and wouldn't let me post while using it

I think it was back in the late moot days when a huge amount of VPNs were banned because of CP. Not all of them work anymore

George Zimmerman

Most of them are banned, but depending on the VPN you can find IPs that aren't.
If you're really desperate, you can employ a Jow Forums pass to post from banned VPN IPs.
If that's not an option, I suggest the Jow Forumsflags and recurring images that aren't avatarfagging.
Consider finding some obscure images of a twiggy underage faggot and messing with them a bit, a la Space Cowboy, Ashleyfag, Ritsu, PD, etc, and claiming that they're you. This should be a desperate measure for desperate time, though.

also your facial hair literally looks like an upvote
you are so reddit

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I'll take it

You'll need a trip

Should be OG Zimxam.

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Here this one will do
#L?|52w/]

The absolute madman

How's this?

Try "UselessNamefag"

You should get someone to make you a trip that says flimflam or can't or something.
Wait wait your trip should spell trayvon.

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How about The Dude-inator?
Soulpatch Supreme? But you'd have to shave the rest of facial hair outside the patch off.

How the fuck do you get trips that spell things out? Is it just luck?

If I shave any part of my scraggs I look 10 and my uncle starts touching me again.

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Nice

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You gotta generate one or have someone generate you one.

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Okay, this is epic.

shave with an electric razor so that you still have stubble

ok brb

don't forget to shave your ass while you're at it

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