I need a girlfriend? How can i find and get one

I need a girlfriend? How can I find a girlfriend?
How to get woman as a friend
I am 18 years old don't have any friends.
I am stalking woman on Facebook. I don't have any fucking friends.
I love to stalk every woman from 18-29 on Internet. I am doing this from 2014 and I was 14 age. I do alone secretly.
It is my favourite hobby. No ones knows it even my parents & my family because if they find out that I am stalking woman on the Internet they won't be happy :)
I stalked woman on Facebook from 18-29 age in my another account and threatened them for not adding me has a friend.
I need gf especially from 18 age and wanna touch young woman in public also sleep with them.
I wanna f*** young woman with their consent anyway
If she say no to sex then I won't fuck her.
I hate marriage and fuck it.
I hate an arrange marriage. I hate all marriage.
I am so much sexually frustrated and I wanna sleep with woman.
I will fuck her with consent.
If she say no to sex then I won't fuck her.
How to masturbate sexy woman in public without getting caught?
How to stalk sexy woman in public without getting caught?
I prefer to have more sexy awesome woman friend mostly from that shares same age I have.
I have nothing against have a male friend but I prefer more sexy woman friend.
I love an awesome sexy woman.
I kiss my smartphone screen when I see beautiful sexy an awesome woman pics especially when I see pictures of beautiful sexy hot good woman on Facebook and Twitter etc.
How to have fucking premarital sex? I wanna lose my virginity.
Fat woman are ugly even sexy fat woman are bad as fuck.
I like taller sexy hot woman.
I do masturbate 7 times a day. It is changed from 5 to 7 times.
Please help me to get an awesome good hot taller girlfriend in an alternative way.

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Also,

I don't like prostitute and hookers

I am not against prostitute but won't sleep with prostitute.

I don't f*** prostitute.

I HAVE TOILET IN MY HOUSE.

I DON'T SHIT IN STREET.

I DO BATH DAILY.

I LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

I AM SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED AND I NEED A GF THAT SHARES SAME AGE AS ME SO I WANNA F*** HER WITH HER CONSENT.

I am not in college still in home schooling Grade/Class 12.

Homeschool exam in India thug to pass.

I WON'T STOP POSTING THIS UNTIL I GET A HOT SEXY GOOD GIRLFRIEND.

My girlfriend can be white, indian and black etc.
But she must requirements
My Girlfriend requirements
1.) Taller than me.
2.) Intelligent.
3.) Beautiful
4.) Hot.
5.) Awesome
6.) Must hold neutral political views.
7.) Should share and talk to me.
8.) Her age must be from eighteen to twenty-nine
9.) Good liberal.
10.) Atheist.
11.) Westernised.
12.) She must working on a good company.
13.) Also femdom.

Solution to get a girlfriend in a simple easy method.

Idgaf what this board is about?

I really need a gf.
I will keep posting this thing until I got a girlfriend remember that?

I am beautiful Indian.
I do bath daily at every morning with branded soap, shampoo and oil.
I am olive skin.
Help me please!!!!

My stalking woman hobby is increasing. Nobody gonna know it. It is a confidential.

One more thing about my smartphone and computer is

I don't let anyone to use my phone because it contain lot of fucking privacy stuff. Good thing I created an user account in my phone so when someone use my phone I put phone in another user mode.

Even my gf or any friends including male will not have access to my private stuff.

I will stalk my gf because if she cheats

When my dad and anyone wanna use my phone for calling someone. I switch the phone to an another user account. I won't caught
My phone have 2 user account with password and third one is for someone to use my phone.
I switch my phone to 3rd user account while giving someone for example my parents and someone else so they won't find out

My computers have two user account.

One is personal account with private stuff.

Another one is for everyone who want to use my PC with standard user

I really don't like boys but don't hate all of them.

I hate FB and any social networking site.

Reason

I had 2 female FB friend one from an Indian and an another one British in 2014

They both unfriendly me since 2015. Idk why I never ask them about boobs and shit.

I used to talk to them and sometime they might feel uncomfortable to me I think.

I helped their PCs and any an electronic devices problem.

Idk why they unfriended me???? Why I use to talk to them.

Why????.

That is the reason I hate social networking site.

I interacted opposite sex little bit when I was in school

I need to find gf in easy way and i won't stop posting it until I get a hot sexy gf.

Unfortunately in my school day i was shy talk to girls. I only talk few girls in my school day and forget their name.


I didn't have male friends because they hate me for no reason.

I prefer more female friend so fuck you.

Those girls in school probably grow up and in college. I don't want go back to school. Homeschooling exam thug to pass.

I used to live in different city for 12 years due to parents transfer so we moved to new city from 2003.

Now I am in this city that where I born there.

In school i got buillied and couldn't handle that why quit. Also other reason i quit school.


I need hot sexy gf in easy way.

So remember I done schooling in different city.

I quit school since 2013.

I am so sexually frustrated and need hot sexy gf from 18-29 age.

I love to be get molested by sexy woman on public in bus, metro (subway) and uberpool etc etc and they can touch my private parts.

Just imagine Stranger sexy woman passenger molesting me especially in uberpool and also in metro (subway). I will like it.
I will stalk my girlfriend without her consent because if she cheats.

There is nothing wrong stalking woman

Person becomes sex offender if he stalks woman. This law doesn't make sense.

Everyone including woman should understand there is nothing wrong stalking woman.

I wish sexy taller woman stalks me.


I will care, share and talk to my girlfriend and she will do same thing to me.
My girlfriend can dominate me femdom.
My girlfriend should be liberal, taller, working woman, an atheist, hold neutral political view, beautiful, femdom and good liberal.
Her age can be from 18 to 28.

I am lonely and need a female friend.

THIS SEXY WOMAN SEDUCED 14 YEARS OLD. SHE DIDN'T shitting his pants and doing nothing WRONG AND SHE SHOULD BE FREE. I WISH SEXY WOMAN SEDUCED ME WHEN I WAS IN TEENAGER.

I REALLY WANT SEXY WOMAN TO SEDUCED ME.

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I WILL HAVE GIRLFRIEND NOT JUST FOR SEX AND I WILL CARE, TALK AND SHARE TO HER. SHE WILL DO THE SAME THING TO ME.

MY GIRLFRIEND WILL BE WORKING WOMAN.

1st crush

I was just stalking this woman on Facebook.

It is her photo of fb and also means it can show only to friends and mutual friend.

I won't tell her name.

She knows me in real life and meet her somewhere in my dad friend and she doesn't like me.

She didn't even add me as a friend in my real fb account. So i stalk her.

I have one of her friend added in my another FB account.

He accepts it without checking the account.

She look so beautiful

I just censored the photo of her so no one able to trace her.

I won't tell her name.

Recently she uploaded new photo on FB.

She looks so beautiful and I wish I can fuck her.
I WILL KEEP POSTING IT UNTIL I GOT A HOT SEXY AN AWESOME TALLER ATHEIST GIRLFRIEND.

I LOVE TO BE DOMINATED BY TALLER AN AWESOME SEXY WOMAN.

Deal with it.

I NEED GF.

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Second crush.
Also stalking her.
I just heard she is most sensitive about her privacy on internet. Keep violating it.
Some of her fb friend accept my fake account request without checking it so I can stalk her

I completely stalking her.
She is most cute and have a liberal boyfriend as she is from liberal family.

oh photo

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Third Crush

I even masturbate her sometime.

Some of all my crush friend accept my fake fb request so I can watch them

Idk why most people and most woman hates stalking woman.

Stalking woman is good even in public as long woman didn't get killed.

STALKING woman is my second favourite hobby.

Law also stupid the person stalking a woman why he should be in sex offender even it didn't harm her????

Stalking woman is good in my opinion

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4th crush.

Some of her friends on fb accept my fake request without checking my profile.

So I can spy on her in FB.

When I was in school. She used to flirt me when I was 10-11 and flirting stop because of two reason first is that school start to segregate sex and in that school if teachers and principal see that that opposite sex talking to each other then both would be punished and she left that school and 2 years older than me and I was so shy to talk to her.

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She is my 5th crush.
When I was in new school before quitting it too in 2013.
She used to flirt me but I was fucking shy talk to her.
She doesn't like me anymore
In every night I visited her facebook profile and kiss every her photo on my smartphone.
Some of her foolish friend accepted my friend request so I can spy on her.
She is 19 years old.
I did something too her on internet because she start to dislike me when I quit school in 2013 which not gonna fucking disclose.

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6th crush.
Almost Same story as 5th crush.
She most hottest.

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7th crush.

She is 18 years old

Her big sister is the 2nd crush.

It is 2nd crush sibling.

She is too hot.

I able to stalk 7th crush

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8th crush.

She is the friend of the 5th crush.

Both are in same college.

She is so hot and I spying her on FB

I also stalk her.

Stalking woman is my best hobby

5th crush didn't tell her college but I able to know by using stalking method on Facebook.
Hahahahahhaaha. I seen her college photo.

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9th crush

She is so hot.
She is the friend of my 5th crush.

She is so beautiful without even makeup.


I wish she fucks me.

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10th crush.

I am stalking her on Facebook.

She is so fucking hot without makeup.
I wish she stalks me and molest me in public although she don't know me.
She is the friend of 3rd crush.
She is from liberal family and she has a boyfriend.
She is so beautiful and sexy.
Thanks to some of her friends accept my fake facebook account request so I can spy/stalk her.

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11th crush.

I also stalk her on Facebook and it is so easy because her friend accept my fake account request.

They visited Switzerland and from rich family.

She is the friend of the 5th crush.

She don't know me. I am knowing more information about her.

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My 12th crush.

She is so hot.

I able find her few friend list thanks to her background FB page those who liked it.

Her facebook profile is so private.

Luckily one of her friend accept my fake facebook account so I can stalk her.

Luckily I found one of her friend accept my fake fb account otherwise it would be it is impossible to stalk her.

Her Facebook Photo privacy is friend and mutual friends. So that means her friend and mutual friends can see it that also mean I can see because one of her friend accepted request on Facebook without checking my account.

She don't know me and I am collecting information about her.

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My beautiful face

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I NEED GIRLFRIEND

Is this really you? I mean are you really him, or is he even really the gf poster? are you even the gf poster? This is a conspiracy of Indians.

YES IT IS ME YOU IDIOT BUT YOU WON'T FIND WHO AM I? YOU IDIOT

I NEED GIRLFRIEND

Holy shit I can't read all this copy and pasta man.

this fucking thread wtf kek

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SORRY I NEED A GIRLFRIEND.
THIS IS NOT A COPYPASTA.
I WILL KEEP POSTING UNTIL I GOT GIRLFRIEND.
I NEED SIMPLE EASY WAY TO GET GIRLFRIEND AS IN INDIA IT IS HARD TO GET GIRLFRIEND DUE TO OUR SHITTY SOCIETY WHICH MAKES WOMAN CONSERVATIVE AND THEIR PARENTS TELL TO DAUGHTERS DON'T INTERACT TO OPPOSITE SEX.
/POL HAS MORE USERS I THINK ONE DAY THEY WILL TELL AN ADVICE.

I WILL GO OUT ONCE I GOT A EASY WAY ADVICE

MY HORMONES IS OUT OF CONTROL

I NEED A GIRLFRIEND PLEASE I NEED A GIRLFRIEND

Kek wgat

10/10 for shitpost effort

IT IS NOT SHITPOSTING YOU IDIOT.
I NEED GIRLFRIEND
YOU IDIOT.

I AM NOT KEK.
I AM AN ATHEIST THEREFORE AN EX HINDU

its a good time to be alive

Hi, 18/f/cali here
u wanna text?

I need girlfriend girlfriend girlfriend

you can start by having a better taste in cartoons

fuck off you Japanese man
IF YOU CAN'T HELP ME GET LOST FROM THIS THREAD

no
you dummy I can get laid whenever I want I has the powerrrrrrr

Fuck off.
I will have girlfriend not just for sex but i will care, share and talk to her.
SHE WILL DO SAME THING TO ME
YOU IDIOT
I NEED GIRLFRIEND

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it won't help me to get girlfriend you dumbass

post a picture of yourself with a timestamp

Okay, Pajeet

Let me tell you the secret to getting a girlfriend:

Provide stellar customer service.

I already did before you dumbass in 16th
you idiot

NO
ALSO I HATE SPAM AND SCAM.
I HATE CALL CENTRE

>Hi, 18/f/cali here
I can be your sexy woman girlfriend. I am awesome sexy woman and I fit all of your criteria.
But in order to be your sexy woman girlfriend you need to send me 2000$ in Bitcoin. Deal?

>47 posts
>35 by this ID

get a hold of yourself you subhuman.

well shit i guess,post a pic with timestamp so we know its you and i can help you with your ladies problem

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>I can be your sexy woman girlfriend. I am awesome sexy woman and I fit all of your criteria.
>But in order to be your sexy woman girlfriend you need to send me 2000$ in Bitcoin. Deal?
I don't have bitcoin.
I SAY I WANT AN ADVICE EASY SIMPLE WAY TO GIRLFRIEND YOU IDIOT.
MOST Jow Forums USERS ARE MAN
SO YOU ARE FAKE FEMALE

RACE WAR

IT IS ME

If hot girls don't come up to you and demand your attention then there will be no girlfriend for you.

is this hell? truly, this place is hell.

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BUT EXIF DATA WILL BE REMOVED

You are a fucking pajeet so no woman wants you.

no we need one current,now.date time face.that is the deal or no dating secrets.

I'm sorry but that's where all the women are at.

Get back to your cubical

>India
Country checks out.

IN SCHOOL DAYS GIRLS USED TO CALL ME SEXY BUT I WAS SO SHY TALK TO THEM.
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF

Fuck off

fine,die a virgin foreveralone with calloused hands and a scared peepee.you dumb bloody basterd bitch lasagna

Fuck off I need girlfriend

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I've had 47 girlfriends, when i get bored with one i get a new one. I know the easy way to get a girlfriend, no matter how shy you are, or how reserved the girl is, or even how protective the parents are. Wanna know how? Post face and time stamp first so I know it's really you.

It is really me you son of a bitch

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I meant one on paper, written down

No you cheap bastard.
Tell an advice or get out

This thread

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am i really fucking seeing this

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Fine, I'll give you the advice, but once I tell you it, you have do it as soon as possible.
Poo in the loo

Someone include me in the screencap

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You should go back to india lol.

I am in India you fooooool

I already poo in the loo you fooooool

I will keep posting until I got girlfriend

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Classic. Ur awkward and shy around around women but u r nice and expect them to like u because u are nice. It wont happen. Either work on yourself or get a prostitute