ITT speak like someone from the country above your post

I always tell the truth
where the white woman at?

oi mate, u have a licence for that post?

literally fucking nothing is interesting about my country

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For fuck's sake I'm not from Thailand!

I'm so irrelevant I don't even have a meme about my country

Shut the fuck up

smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!

STOP CALLING ME THAILAND FUCKTARDS

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I'm so irrelevant I don't even have a meme about my country

People meme about gypsies and vampires all the time faggot.

No one cares enough about Ireland

>mfw potato xD

Terrorism but more fun

I'm a socialist cuck, Québec free hon hon, vote Trudeau, refugees welcome.

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Maple syrup hockey eh?

viva la revolución camarada

Lol

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I copy spain

youtu.be/g3aGpxviOiU

yall know erryting's big 'ere in texas

fuck i need to type faster

Can you relax we just want to mess with google.

haha my country looks like a gun and is extremely long with an extremely long coast

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[dumb shit]

MOMMY GIVE ME BURG- *gets shot*

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Mi bandera es Chile, NO Tejas, you faggot.

actually we don't care
how could you mumble that with a burger in your mouth, you lardass

una vela

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brb gotta shoot up a school with my AR-15 while eating a big mac

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Say fellas the weather is mighty hot today eh? *Takes a sip from bag of milk*
Could you believe it? It's -10c in BC! At this rate I'll die of a heatstroke.
Namaste

ching chong chink chang

Where the pickled herring at?

Proxy?

>Proxy?
no

"hey guys look at my rare flag"

"Faroe isrands has PUREST ayran genes in Europe, Finrand is Mongorian.

hello I'm rick harrison, and THIS is my pawn shop

>automatically knowing i'm the rick harrison poster

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Hey guys look at my freedom
(while getting shot, paying 200k for a mediocre education, being surrounded by tribalistic idiots and raped in every aspect of life by the richest 1%.)

all americans are rick harrison

>be brit
>get shanked

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you got a point

>tsunami in japan
loool thats for bombing pearl harbor fucken japs

>be british
>get blown up by terrorists
>mfw

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I wonder which anal toy should I try today

>slurping noises

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>leaf disrespecting his queen

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go back to mcdonalds, amerifat. also don't have a hearft attack, remember, healthcare ain't free

>Hey guys did you see the new ladyboi? No not number 3634, I meant number 4516. Hold on, I need to shit out this tapeworm before my mother invites me over for shit juice soup.

yikes

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frenchniggers frenchnigging as usual

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*gets shot*

>gets stabbed to death by muslims

Bundestrrrepublicksch blitzkriegf schwarzenpecker

>be german
>get sanctioned

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I run this joint with my old man and my son big hoss

fucking yuropoors

HELP HE HAS A GUN

SO DO I

WHY DO YOU EVEN *NEED* THAT

The south will rise again.

BRAAAAAAPPPPPP

ur a faggett xDD

Wussup mang, wuz happenin, wanna hang out yo?

u tink dis is pucking punny guy?

yummy i like tendies in my tummy

yes, we love this country

Jeg er dumm i huvvet og kann da ikke tale ekte skandinavisk

nigger, jag är svensk

Rest åt helvette din forbainna kebabsatan

Hinga dinga durgen

Speak english you fucking retard.

Mah breda hał ja dułin, smołk łajties ewrydaj

Kurwa!

This is actually rather clever. Bravo, user.

>hurr durr dulan trap is bad

i'm not in africa but still starving

Can you tell me where the nearest McDonald's is?

hey guys i'm 1/128 germanic where are the burger kin-*gets shot*

Hello my fellow white people

ching chang chong city state

Six bong, six bong

oi boong lemee huff some diesel

EY ESE WE ARE WHITE MANG ESPANA #1 WE WUZ CONQUISTADORS NO IM NOT MOORISH

USA USA USA ama 100% white o rrrgggite? sorrrggggy I cunt speak oder languages coz ama fukin rrgggeturd

ES LA HOSTIA JODER TIO HOSTIA XDXDXD
listening me talk is fucking torture, im so sorry my idioms and expressions are fucking retarded, nevermind the fact that im never not yelling or not being fucking dense
JODER ME CAGO EN LA HOSTIA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

helow fellow air yams

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CUNT GIVE ME AMER FLUID

muh secin ammenmint rahts