Who wants to have sex?
Who wants to have sex?
Matthew Cruz
Tyler Thompson
I want a turkey burger from wahlburger
Isaiah Rogers
sort of, but not really.
Jack Howard
James Barnes
You can't stop me
Justin Myers
I do very much so my hornyness levels are off the charts
Adrian Sanchez
We don't even have '''''wahlburger'''' or turkey burgers here
Jose Garcia
A lean ground turkey patty with a mound of stuffing and some roasted butternut squash. An orange–cranberry sauce, plus mayo round out the offering.
IT SOOOOO FUCK GGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDD
Adam Parker
I'll give you a mount of stuffing
Matthew Foster
*mound
Jayden Green
Where is it?
Ryder Nelson
Benjamin Ortiz
Its here
Shhhhhh I hid it inside this chickens pussy
Oliver Baker
Anthony Smith
Check out the menu
wahlburgersrestaurant.com
Video related
Easton Howard
Based SHIT POST bringin the good shit tonight
Brody Taylor
>government cheese
Liam Watson
Fuck I'm hungry now
You love it
Ethan King
I just had some mac and cheese but it wasn't very good
Luke Evans
Only if you are a manly guy.
Connor Hill
I'm making a chicken sandwich
Justin Scott
Me~!
Andrew Harris
are you a cute girl
Dylan Rodriguez
i want to be approved for a BRAND NEW CAAAAAAAAAAAAR
John James
no
relatively manly
Ian Wright
>Posts an anime girl
I'm not so sure about that one, doc.
Elijah Allen
then why would i want to have sex with you faggot
John Baker
suht u pbitch
Jason Sanders
>Still posting an anime girl
Sissy asf.
Joshua Campbell
just stop being gay des~
aids is bad for you
Thomas Lee
>Not a cute girl
Get out faggot
Jeremiah Baker
delete your account
Carter Peterson
Matthew Williams
Fuck off
Juan Lee
Fuck off randy
Elijah Brown
I bet you want to be that cat girl, huh?
Lucas Scott
Goddamn Randy
Juan Sanders
You're also posting animemes faggot.
Parker Moore
Fuck off Randy and delete your life
Grayson Reed
Yeah.
But I'm not the one saying that I'm manly, am I now?
Jackson Perry
One of the stickers on the back of my stickerboard laptop :3
(Also I got out of bed to take this so you'd better respond you rat bastard)
Benjamin White
Now why would a manly guy want some femmy twink like you when they could have a woman?
Anthony Morris
men > women
Justin Smith
Ignore people who are rude to you. You didn't do anything wrong, friend
Sebastian Bennett
iycdiuvbfiusnfvenfo
Lincoln Gutierrez
Guys who could interact with the opposite sex and have healthy relationships do not post on Jow Forums, we all know that.
I'm just a steamy piece of shit and garbage. My best hope is to find a guy into scat. (Metaphorically speaking, obviously)
Charles Peterson
>My best hope is to find a guy into scat. (Metaphorically speaking, obviously)
Nasty AF
Liam Smith
*whispers*
psst, look here I appreciate the support tho
Jonathan Walker
And now you're going to fucking make me get out of bed again so I can view your .webm
You really are a dirty rat bastard scoundrel
(But seriously, its neat to meet someone who lives so close to me :3)
Julian Howard
Me, but you are not a cop right? Lol
William Reyes
I was being methaphorical you brainlet.
I'm shit, ergo, only a guy into 'scat' could like me.
Isaiah Martinez
-whispers back-
What? I don't understand... I apologize
Also no problem mate
Mason Martinez
*whispers*
this poster is randy bobandy ^^^^
tell him to fuck off
the post above that post is the one I was telling to fuck off
Aiden Wilson
>But seriously, its neat to meet someone who lives so close to me
WHat?
>only a guy into 'scat' could like me.
That's quite leap of logic
Easton Rodriguez
Subjectively true but that's besides the point.
>Guys who could interact with the opposite sex and have healthy relationships do not post on Jow Forums
Sorry m8 you're talking to one. If my wife died tomorrow I'd have another by the end of the week. We're not all the same you know.
Jordan Torres
Wrong image.
Nathan Lewis
hey Normie is it morally acceptable to take the low-hanging fruit here and make a joke about your wife?
Nathaniel Peterson
>"I have so much sex. I have such a healthy relationship. Look at me. Also I'm using a name on an anonymous imageboard". - You
I don't know how else to explain it. Is your brain pea-sized? I'm not the smartest person there is, in fact I'm pretty much a klutz, but right now you are beating me in dumbness.
Leo Ortiz
>If my wife died tomorrow I'd have another by the end of the week.
pretty sad to read tbdesu.
Lucas Reyes
No. I want to be happy but I am not allowed, user...
Michael Taylor
-more whispers-
I understand now; I had to look up "Randy Bobandy" on Urban Dictionary since I'd never heard that meme before lol
Jackson Ramirez
>Caring about the feelings of a woman
It's all about ME here you know? I can get ANY woman I want, and it would be easy!
Thanos snaps his fingers to kill half of living beings. I snap my fingers to DROWN IN PUSSY BABY.
- Normie, at his wife's funeral, probably.
Mason Perez
You'll find someone nice
Eli Nguyen
i dont want sex i want someone that loves me
Josiah Martin
>Is your brain pea-sized?
SI
>I'm not the smartest person there is
Nobody is
>I'm pretty much a klutz
Aren't we all
>right now you are beating me in dumbness.
That's what I'm doing?
Jacob Ortiz
who doesnt desu
Nathan Perez
Let me explain it to you in terms you might understand:
I am methaphorically "shit". When you call a human being "shit", you are saying they are terrible people, not worth a damn. That's me, I'm awful and not worth a damn.
After that, I say that only someone "into scat" would love me. That means only a person who appreciates someone as bad and "shitty" as me would even consider me.
It ain't rocket scientist.
Elijah Powell
niBBa
Anthony Lewis
Sure fampai go for it. Not like I could stop you anyways. The base fact is I've been with more women than my wife......actually I don't think I've ever been single for more than a year since I was 13. I was always in long term relationships. Can't imagine my life without some girl hanging on my arm.
Bruh do I need to show you the girls I've had sex with and been in relationships with?
Just because I post here doesn't mean I'm like every last one of you. I've got a life outside of this place you know. I lived my life as a cute teenage boy cutting class to tap ass.
>pic related my college gf who I was with for 2 years before we mutually split
Meh even she'll tell you it's true. When we moved down to vegas we had this buddy Bryson who wanted me to get him laid. 2 months into my job and I handed him off to this really good looking black girl.
I just know what I'm worth, what I can get and who I appeal to....which is unfortunately girls with daddy issues....
Nolan Taylor
Oh, I didn't realize that Wahlburgers is a chain, so I assumed you lived near me :3
Silly me
William Barnes
J-just make sure she's a fujo!
...and a freak between the sheets...
Wyatt Parker
Dude I got the joke a while back, I don't know why you keep explaining it to me.
It's okay
Jordan Taylor
Can I say nibba but with g, please?
Me. Cat girls are overrated and don't look like cats at all.
All I read here is "I have laid". You brag about it and prance it around over and over. I guess it makes you feel better about yourself, knowing most of the people in this forsaken wasteland are kissless virgins too lazy to get out of their basement, huh? You should go to Jow Forums, they will adore your input there.
Chase Peterson
what the fuck is even going on in this thread
it starts off with sex and now it's about scat
you guys are sick niBBas you know that
Matthew Perez
ok here is joke
all comedic timing has been lost in the effort to be considerate
anyways
Maybe you wouldn't be getting laid all the time if you stopped fucking the patients in psychiatric ward
Ryan Jenkins
no, that would be insensitive you lil gaybo
>Cat girls are overrated and don't look like cats at all
S
Jayden Phillips
I know right
Eli Kelly
>niBBa
came into this thread to say you're a fucking faggot
Tyler Lopez
You couldn't be more generic even if you tried.
I thought you did not get it. My mistake.
>Not just hiding this trash thread.
Asher Jackson
>Can I say nibba but with g, please?
nibbag
>Me. Cat girls are overrated and don't look like cats at all.
that's fair, friend
Jordan Smith
Elijah Nguyen
Wowzie Wowzers sorry Oberleutnant I'll be ein gut Jude from now on
Chase Hernandez
>implying
Oh, sweet Peru, when will you ever learn?
Jayden Howard
Oh boy here we go again.
Cue laughtrack.
Adam Turner
You couldn't be more generic even if you tried.
Justin Smith
Yes I can. Want me to try?
ruh do I need to show you the girls I've had sex with and been in relationships with?
Just because I post here doesn't mean I'm like every last one of you. I've got a life outside of this place you know. I lived my life as a cute teenage boy cutting class to tap ass.
Robert Nguyen
d i d
n o t
r e a d
Hudson Nguyen
Alexander Allen
Tough crowd.
Nicholas Davis
I don't know if I can find another fujo. They're kinda rare.
Actually this place makes me feel like the male equivalent of a roastie and my wife is more NEET virgin than I am. Kinda sucks desu. I wish I saved myself for someone who cared about me instead of fucking anything that would let me.
Why exactly are you so hostile about this? Does the notion that I'm not like everyone else here really piss you off that much?
>tfw I've unironically fucked a girl while I was in a psychiatric ward
Keep em coming m8 I'm sure you have plenty.
Asher Cook
You couldn't be more generic even if you tried.
Owen Cruz
If you think I am hostile, you have no idea what real hostility is. I am but a mere little baby.
Evan Gray
Yes I can. Look.
>tfw I've unironically fucked a girl while I was in a psychiatric ward
Keep em coming m8 I'm sure you have plenty.
Jaxon Kelly
Wow, plagiarism.
You copy our flag and blatantly hide it, and now you have the guts to steal a post.
You disgust me
Matthew Clark
Just wanted my question answered but deflection is cool too.
You treat everyone who breaks the mold of the fat virgin Jow Forums NEET this way or just me? Because if it's the latter I understand. I am the worst after all :^)
Robert Wright
Alright lemme try some of better ones
what do you call Normie's wife after Normie beats her?
mashed potatoes
Brayden Adams
Its a crime with no victims. Like downloading a song online or getting THESE SICKS DOUBLES BABY, BOOYAH.
Leo Parker
My cat likes girls, right . So I guess you can call him a pussy cat.
youtube.com
youtube.com
Camden Thompson
Daniel Thompson
Kek. That was pretty good.
Gimme your personal favorite.