Cocks

Off bat? Nnh.

What about them?

Oh yes...
Take off your clothes @_@

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Don't pull a gun on me homo I'll fuck you right in the boi pucci.
You take off your close and get ready for penis inspection day OwO

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Well, we seem to have ourselves a Mexican standoff, minus the third guy.
Rock paper scissors?

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How about rock paper explosives? Never bring a gun to an ordinance fight.
Now get that dick out boi.

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*looks down at the ground*

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Fuck off normie

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Yeah that's right. You know who the boss is.
*smacks your butt*
Imma inspect you deep OwO
No U.

>gay thread spotted
>saged it
Fuck you

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*I take off my pants and shirt*
What are you gonna do?

Go erp so where else

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*tapes a brick of C4 to your back*
Test your limits fuccboi and then rape you when you're ready to die.
*looks at your bulge*
The underwear too love. Otherwise imma rip it off and go in dry.
Go complain somewhere else.

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o-ok
*take off the underwear, revealing a semi-erect cock*

/soc/ has a few erp threads you could go to

*gently strokes your cock*
So here's how the game is played.
*points to a shitty burnt out building in the distance*
You have 8 minutes to get through those doors. If not the explosives will detonate but if you stay here to enjoy what I'm doing you die. If you make it in time there is a surprise for you.
*starts the timer on the explosives*
Start running.

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Not the people I want to ERP with.

*I start running towards the building with a sprint*

It doesn't matter they are all fat neck breads

*as you're running you notice the path is littered with small metal discs and patches of broken glass*
*I yell out*
Oh yeah forgot to tell you I left you some presents and I've been drinking around here!
You're right but I have people I prefer to ERP with and all of them are on bant.

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*I look down and see the dangers*
*I nimbly run-tiptoe around most of them, slowing only when necessary to avoid stepping in them*

Reminder that the two men typing out what they’re imagining doing to each other are a married balding 25 yr old and a literally homeless faggot, who provides the sexual release the latter can’t get from his abused autistic wife

*you manage to avoid all the hazards but the time spent on them makes you wonder if you have enough time*
*you reach the doors of the building to find the large wooden double doors locked*

*I scale the entire building because I know I would not have enough strength to kick down the doors*

*looking around for a way to scale the building you find a broken window on the first floor*

*I find a rock, and bash in the rest of the broken glass before climbing through into the barn*

*fumbling into the building covered in dirt and dust you hear a loud rapid beeping coming from your back*
*looking at the double doors across the room you notice 2 sensors attached to the door frame*

You too are going too fuck in the barn...

*I look at the sensors, and try to figure out what they're indicating*

*looking at the door you realize it is rather flimsy leading you to believe you were meant to go through them to trip the sensors to deactivate the explosives*
*you hear footsteps echo off the scorched and dirty walls of the building*

*As I hear the footsteps echo, I freeze for a moment, then quietly sneak into one of the shadows*
>I can blend in very well with the shadows btw. I've legit had people look right at me inside a dark room and not even see me.

*the beeping from your back becomes more rapid as you hide*

*As I realize my error, I jump through the doors at full speed*

*smashing through the doors to the outside you hear a loud sustained beep and then silence as you fall to the ground*

WHAT’S GOING ON IN HERE?

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*I get up and look around*

ERP thread with your host Normie giving you D&D levels of roleplay.
*you notice the footsteps have stopped*
*upon looking around you find a note taped to a destroyed desk in the corner that reads "not out of the woods yet on the second floor there is a key in the best place for it to not be"*

*As I read the note, I am confuse and know there's no deciphering it here, so I proceed up to the second floor slowly, wary of traps*

*reaching the second floor you discover it's a decrepit medical facility*
*broken vials litter the floor among the stained sheets of hospital beds long forgotten*
*to your left is a restroom and to the right what looks to be a laboratory*

*As I see it's a decrepit medical facility, I think to myself: "oh, fuck no"*
*I sneak into the restroom to clear it out*

*the restroom is filled with broken stalls and destroyed porcelain toilets*
*one stall is fully intact with the door closed and "so close" written in red paint on the door*
*you hear the footsteps again but close enough to hear them crunching the glass in the other room*

*I freeze while I hear the footsteps*
*I open the door with "so close"*

when i saw the pic in the catalog i immediatly thought the OP is finnish...

Suicidal thoughts...

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Are you talking about the finngolian tummy demon?

>says the Canadian

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why did you fuckin smooth niggers revive the thread

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