my salad rate and hate
My salad rate and hate
Christopher Martin
David Evans
Too much sauce
Elijah Reed
6/10 a bit lacking in diversity
if that's mayonnaise you put on it then 0/10
Robert Johnson
looks pretty good, could use more lettuce
Lincoln Green
that’s true but I’m american so it’s expected
I like them plain and no that’s not mayonnaise I still cling on to the little bit of humanity that still resides inside me
Benjamin Lewis
okay good
wouldn't want you to ruin your perfect twink body
Lincoln Adams
I know you’re fat from the waffles and everybody that isn’t a walkin parody of jabba the hutt is a twink to you but you really need to check your priviledge shitlord
David Morales
I've actually started dropping below my ideal weight these last days desu. I think I have worms
Parker Perez
What’s your ideal weight
don’t worry this is a safe space
Christopher Bailey
I think around 60 to 62 kgs at the moment
Connor Anderson
what the fuck how tall are you
Dylan Perry
6/10 it's not a Cobb salad
Jason Sanders
it looks like shit
Aiden Baker
1.75 mister CIA man
Christopher Torres
>1.75
respect: lost
Christian James
manlet lol
Jeremiah Nelson
Jose Turner
No cucumber no crouton? Carrot?
Henry Long
>mfw when 1.75
See it's funny because I need goggle to see you lole
Justin Jackson
you wouldn’t even be able to point that gun to my head shorty
Gabriel Stewart
wtf I'm like right at the average height
Gabriel Gomez
for manlets maybe looooole
Henry Hill
>average height
Isaiah Fisher
I like the plate.
Xavier Hall
silence nerds
1v1 me
Jaxon Campbell
looks good but that bowl is fucking ugly, looks like something a 50 year old women would buy, you still live with your mom bro?
Landon Russell
kk whats ur aol account
Jordan Brown
Well fuck you too good sir.
Xavier Peterson
understandable, have a great day.
Anthony Carter
yes
it’s gonna be hard for me to reach you down there small boi
William James
Don't worry you'll be spending most of your time on your knees
Chase Bell
how old are you then?
Benjamin Sanchez
Chicken's nicely cooked and the lettuce is crisp and bursting with vitality. However, the salad dressing is full of onions oil. What kind of faggot are you trying to become?
Kevin Anderson
Stop acting tough midget, you don't scare anyone.
Caleb Lee
>le soi estrogen meme
Ian Kelly
18
you can’t even reach my knees lmao
the dressing I use doesn’t contain sòy I checked before
Samuel Cook
>checking for onions
Xavier Rivera
You're ok then. I hope you enjoyed your salad and have a wonderful evening.
Gypsies will all be gassed by 2020 at the latest. You will not be mourned.
Jacob Reed
>18
>trying not to get banned
we know you're 13 user
Ryder Foster
go back to Jow Forums fren
Carson Perry
>admiring the jewish puppet that lost the world war
Tyler Bennett
better safe than sorry teebeeaych
you too kind leaf
even if I was 13 it would be even more embarrassing for the waffle cause I’m taller than him
Nolan Phillips
Lettuce, chicken, ranch? Is there anything else? Kinda gay desu. Try lettuce, spinach, onion, cucumber, peppers (bell or jalapeños), and a little bit of something nutty. I like sunflower seeds. Add a little bit of cheese and some italian dressing. Yummy yummy. Actually I might go make a salad now cus I haven't had one in a while.
Julian Butler
You desperately needed that huh? I guess I messed with you one too many times
Andrew Garcia
Sorry about what?
Jonathan King
We would have won if you gypsies had any idea how to fight. Instead you were pick-pocketing the corpses of brothers and friends.
Gavin Myers
How tall are you and show me your vagina
Evan Thomas
I’m not exactly a salad connoisseur, I need to branch off and try new things for that. I just stick with ordinary italian, house, and ceasar at the moment
it is true now I get to call you manlet :^)
becoming a sissy bottom from onions
Jackson Edwards
5’10 and a half
my vagina is reserved for my viewing only
Jacob Evans
>becoming a sissy bottom from söy
user, don't be a tool please
Ethan Butler
he doesn't have a vagina
he IS the vagina
Levi Gomez
The world wars really were embarrassing moments for this country but I doubt we would have made a difference even if we knew what end of the gun to point at the enemy.
Landon Richardson
Lol I'm 6'6"
Elijah Brown
manlet boi lmao
I gotta believe the memes man I’m sorry
thank you hungry skeleton
Isaac Brooks
We'll never know, and now we're all firmly under the thumb of the eternal jew. This has been the most depressing salad thread I've ever taken part in.
Brayden Morris
I am a hungry boy
Ian Morgan
>dressing your salad in anything but olive oil
absolutely disgusting
Nathaniel Allen
I undress my salad before I masticate
Lucas Adams
lewd
Grayson Baker
That's a pretty boring mindset
Aaron Sanders
shut up you faggot, you're supposed to be filtered
Mason Sanchez
those are big ol' chunks of chicken, lad. chew well
Oliver White
How long have you been on r/banter?
Brayden Fisher
stop playing the hnru card you mango it's not fooling anyone
Sebastian Sanchez
Why are you so salty? Also I'm not trying to fool anyone, that doesn't even make sense. Geez.
Chase Ward
>why u maaaad
just calling em like I see em sport nothing mad about it
William Perry
I'm just confused now
Nathan Long
that was kinda cringe desu
calm down
Ayden Young
don't worry it fades with time
Connor Bennett
isn't that just chicken, mayo and then a few leaves
Parker Wood
pretty good, needs bacon and/or some color
Wyatt Campbell
>lettuce, thick dressing and chicken
holy shit nigger, a salad is supposed to be veggies mainly
that shit isn't a salad, it's a main course
Lincoln Kelly
mirin that plate tho
Brandon Campbell
You're correct it's a main course not a side salad
Xavier James
thanks man
Jackson Martin
Yw bulgaribro