Day one into my captivity

day one into my captivity

the lady at the desk was exceedingly polite

i can only assume she has some sort of evil intent

they asked if i injected anything

jokes on them i am terrified of needles

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ok abbo nigger faggot

i saw one in the bottle shop she said a bunch of fucking stupid abbo shit also a bottle of rum

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blep

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i'm surprised they let you stay there since you're so STINKY.

are they violent, or just dumb?

did you have sex with her

I AM NOT

the women are it's so weird

Sweden Yes.

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change your diaper, stinky boomer.
Sweden is based.

>change your diaper, stinky boomer.
i'm over that now it's more about the vore now my fap adventure has been long and arduous

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they ever lashed out on you?

See ya, space cowboy

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*diaper cowboy

nah one of them made out his son was missing tho and then he asked for beer money i never forgave them for that shit

you stink of shit, good luck

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Say the guy from a country where there is long held tradition of raping birds to death

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WHY IS THIS A THING

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based abbo

NO that was a cuntish thing to do

I ACTUALLY LOOKED FOR THIS IMAGINARY CHILD

or was it real i wouldn't fucking no dude was more interested in the pub

sorry for existing

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well i didn't say you couldn't exist i'm just saying i'm out of my diaper fetish phase

not that i can look any of this shit up at the moment

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says the guy from a country where zoophilia is ingrained in your culture: themideastbeast.com/un-study-dispels-common-myth-about-arabs-camels-and-goats/

all the beastiality porn i watched was american lmao

it's a satirical article anyways.

well
i was just saying you were smelly
i didnt know you actually wanted to eat shit

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fuck no i'm kind of a germaphobe

okay well i didnt know you liked wearing diapers i was just calling you stinky okay

thought you were asking why i was a thing
didnt know people said you stank of shit on a regular basis but thats actually kinda funny

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You can't blame us for what tasmania does, that thing about they guy trying to fuck a crocodile is pretty lulzy. All I can say is the UN hates Australia with a passion, citation needed.

but i don't

fuck you

i smell like teatree oil

that's arguable not very good

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dumb apocrine gland boomer aussie

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you might have to explain this insult to me i'm not very intelligent

youtu.be/gvfllh8YNK0?t=27s

i will tip tea tree oil on you

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i swear to fuck that isn't funny

alright its kind of funny