Zoomers

I can relate
Is this you?

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so its a universal zoomer feel

When does gen z even start? Ive heard both 95 and 2000. I'd like some consensus so i can figure out if im a zoomer or a millenial.

>generally too lazy for vidya
well it's mostly because idk what to play anymore

>if only
ye

>nightwalk
i did that when i was 18-19 it was boring as shit

>nofap
i can last more, depends

>tried a bunch of stuff
yep. wasted a lot of money on fashion and i still wear the same old shit, because if you try, you must look good, but theres always something that bothers me so i dont try at all anymore. didnt try lifting yet but i bought a book about calisthenics. i bought some books some years ago and i read them from time to time. not consistently though

>misery distraction
i guess so

>smoke weed
i dont smoke weed

>meme pic collection
i dont have that but i collect classical paintings of women and such. architecture, etc. some cyberpunk stuff too. but no in between modernism.

>no acting on conservative values
no i implement my values on the daily, and always try to improve on that regard.

>crypto
i never invested

>given up on girls
well, i try not to. im still looking for the one.

>hates hypocrites therefore himself
that aint me

>too ashamed to meet grandparents
nope. if anything they should be ashamed.

overall thats accurate although niche. got me on the youtube video thing.

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here's your (you)

Quite literally me

Baby Boomers began in 1946 due to the G.I.s coming home after WWII and fucking a lot. The boom began declining in 1958 and finished in 1964.

Gen X began in 1965 due to birth rates plummeting massively after the birth control pill became easier to get. It continued up until 1981 with the last cohort to graduated high school in the old millennium.

Millennials began in 1982 when birth rates began rising again, and the "Class of 2000" was born. This class received notable public attention and political initiatives during their youth that provided a contrast between the neglected latchkeys born before this class and the cherished, protected kids born after. It ended around 1996 with the last cohort to be in K-12 on 9/11, the "marquee event" for this generation.

Zoomers began roughly around 1997 and ended around 2011; i.e. anyone too young to remember 9/11, but old enough to remember Trump's election.

Gen Alpha starts around 2012 or anyone too young to remember pre-Trump. It is estimated to go up to about 2025 or thereabouts, with Gen Beta (lol) following.

Gen Beta could potentially be an actual third baby boom (Millennials were a second "Echo Boom") if there was some sort of victory/sudden change in political circumstance by 2025-2030 that makes everyone want to... boom. Just wishful thinking but we'll see.

this isn't zoomer this is late millennial, or doomer

Just turned 24 but holy fuck spooky hwo actuate

You stole this from the doomer you fucking faggot.

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A feel too real

"marquee event"

What do you mean by this

Watch out, mods will prune and give you a warning for these threads. They are just ((((((doing their job)))))

If you go by the retarded 9/11 cutoff then 1997 is, even though people born in 1997 have nothing in common with people born in the 2000s. If you go by how people actually behave and grew up then 1999/2000 is the start of generation z.

Anyone who spent their childhood in the late 2000s and onwards is a zoomer. People born around 1995-1998 would be the transitional 'zillennial' cusp since they spent parts of their childhoods in both the early 2000s and the late 2000s.

> only has passion left in him for punishing meme theft

God damn, made me feel shameful

they should

you low IQ retards are like facebook posters running memes into the fucking ground
this wasn't even a particularly good one, it's completely bereft of original content, just another fucking wojak variant like we've had for two fucking years straight now

shitty edits of stale memes does not make the meme new or good

this and that NPC shit are fucking SPIT tier. They're not fun, funny, interesting, thought provoking, they're nothing. They're fucking GARBAGE and so are the people who keep reposting the same fucking GARBAGE with minor changes to the spelling. Like you're all deathly afraid of opening mspaint and actually making something new for yourselves.

No, just more shitty fucking copy paste low-class unfunny bullshit you'd expect to see 90 year old boomer women posting on facebook laughing with their friends oh, haha my son is just like this haha!!

GO FUCK YOURSELVES YOU INCOMPETENT WASTRELS OR GIT GUD AT MAKING MEMES YOU MAKE ME FUCKING SICK

based

stopped reading at flag

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Holy fuck, that's really all you have; pepe and wojak edits

Your entire meme folder is just pepe and wojak on repeat, you're fucking creatively bankrupt, when was the last time you even opened mspaint to make a meme you faggot? Have you EVER? Your brainlet wojak memes only revealing your own ineptitude - nothing but a goddamn consumer of memes who mistakenly thought slapping a few extra words on an image macro and saving similar shitty edits makes you a meme machine

Get the fuck out of my sight and get the fuck off Jow Forums kid, you don't even fucking belong here

Were you the Leaf in the "how did Jow Forums used to be" thread?

I'm doing my part to clean this shithole up

memes used to be something and uncreative faggots need a little stick now and then to get them into shape

>he's this ass wrecked

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I'm not saying you're wrong, your style and what you said looks like you were. Were you?

you seriously need to leave the basement for a few hours.

impressive

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For once, I'm somewhat with a leaf. I don't mind the derivative memes as much as the straight up unironic Boomer posting/facebook memes we used to make fun of everywhere. We really must bully these retards and boomers straight from Facebook and nuked Q-user subreddits out of Jow Forums. They are collectively running the creativity, efficacy, and witty intelligence of Jow Forums straight into the dirt. It should have been done years ago. It's a real issue.

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Hi all, I'm a jew and I want to drive between Gen-Z and the rest of you Nazis, so as to not have Gen Z'ers get woke and come after us with our jews lies .

Can anyone help me and co-jew anono OP ?
Thanks .

The devastating effects of cocaine in the long term, still ... kinda ... meh Based Mexicunt.

Why are Canadian posters so fucking obsessed with "muh old Jow Forums"?

Yeah, pretty much. I do still workout though, and I do act out my conservative values. Never did nofap, don't smoke weed.

You have to take a lesson from oldschool /b/, and just gore/creepy-porn/pol-related-weird them away.

But damn it, keep it Jow Forums related

Welfare state would have to end for there to be another baby boom.

You ok user, stroke or meth?

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By age I'd be a millenial but yeah this describes me pretty decently.

I didn't need to see I was a sterotype tonight.

Literally every part of that is me minus the Crypto. Only the faggots fall for that shit.

We could probably add some shit like:

Considers living in an apartment and working an easy job for the rest of their life.

Constantly question how random jobs like workers and water treatment facilities and airports get their jobs but only applies online because they never leave their house except for work.

The most exciting part of my entire week was when I dropped 3 pounds after a shit.

Pictured has given me reason to live the last year and a half and now I am getting to rake in the good feels.

Here's to hoping he can keep me around until my late 30s so I can lose all my cognizance and become drones like the rest of them.

Pic I wanted to use doesn't work with site.
Bummer.

Here's a different one.

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antidote to doomer-pill

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME? A FAGGOT? DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOU"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF VAGINA YOU DO, FAGGOT FAG FAG FRUITYWHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA SCOUT BOY GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD.
This thread.

23, relate to OP but this is how I feel after winning my battle with depression

im le top keking at u so hard rn x[)

27 yo boomer here. wtf is a nightwalk?

Used to be, minus the degenerate dudeweed and crypto shit. Now I have a job and I'm writing a novel. Hardest thing I drink is a coca cola and I'm enjoying the shit out of life as much as possible. Still not really keen on women around my age because christ they're all a bunch of thots, but I'm not opposed to the idea of marriage. Worried I'd fuck up any children I might have, but considering how shit my own father was I'd be hard pressed to out-fuckup him and I still turned out alright so I guess I shouldn't worry.

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zoomers start in 1998

>95
>2000
I personally define gen z as being too young to use Windows Me myself

>Mixing ammonia and bleach

zoomers are too young to remember the turn of the millennium so the oldest a zoomer can be is 21 born in 1997

Oh you little terrorist trying to trick people into making chlorine gas

This is why I get co fused I was born on November 17 1996 so would I be a zooer or a millenial? I was about 4 or 5 years old on 9/11 so possibly in Kindergarten but I don't really recall the events that well.

Zoomer, and same age as my little bro, to the day

zoomer here, the vast majority of us are not like that
Pretty much me though and I'm not happy about it.

struggling with porn addiction, don't want to tell anyone in real life in fear of disappointing my parents more than i already do.

I don't smoke weed though, probably would fall into it if it was legal and cheap enough.

I'm hopeful about girls, but everywhere I look I find nothing but thots.

I hate myself for my character and my lack of discipline, but don't know where to start. Trying to get into religion to make a change, but I'm aiming for orthodoxy, which my parents are protestant.

I just can't play vidya anymore, not because I'm lazy, but because I'm reminded of the things I could and should be doing, but can't because of a lack of will and skill. So yeah, I just watch youtube blood-sports or listen to music to waste time.

Trying what I can to get out of this mindset, it's going to kill me.


also the majority of our generation can be summed up by iFunny or tiktok.
girls are thots, insane, or both, boys are autistic or fuckboys that fuck the thots.

we're screwed guys

19yo zoomer here

born in 1999 i had the luxury of still playing the good vidya as a kid in the early-late 2000s before it being trashed up

started using the internet when i was 7, being here for a long ass time. still remember windows xp and how slow it was

porn addiciotn is a big one in this generation, and it keeps growing more and more

the women of this generation are beyond fucked tho. only the """men""" of it have some glimpse of hope but mostly early gen z or those who were on the internet a lot of time

remember playing roblox and all those other games

currently in college 2nd year but doubting my time here more and more by the minute

i just want some real good happening to come im bored of this fucking life that i have being dealt with growing up in 21st century

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walking late at night high as shit with no purpose

Still the best meme created don't forget the straw kids

> smoke

Degenerated

Runescape brah

No unfortunately I’m way older than that. Most of it though is basic coming of age shit nothing new.

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Reminder

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>struggling with porn addiction
Nigga how, hahah like just close the tab nigga just turn it off. I quit porn last December and haven’t cared to ever go back to it

My first memories are of my mom freaking out when the towers went down. July 96 here.

I'd say us gen x folks are more fucked than most any generation. Sure, our child hood was awesome, but as adults... We suck. Most of us are single or divorced, most of us still haven't mentally grown into adult hood, most of us are still out trying to party with 20 something kids, and there is a awfully lot of us in prison. I think alot of it has to do with growing up in a simpler time as kids and just wanting to go back there, everything has changed so incredibly fast. Technology and politics and identity has changed so much in such a short time.

Just wait until us gen z freaks reach middle age. We will be the biggest fuckups the world has ever seen.

Western society will not survive our incompetence and degeneracy.

This is me but I haven't given up on girls. I have a girlfriend now and I'm trying to make it work, though she seems to be trying to make me dump her, she is so insecure.

It sucks because I'm trying to be honest but she seems to need me to lie to her for her mental health to be stable. Just today she asked if I would be less attracted to her if she got fat and I said depending on the details and circumstances, yes. And apparently I triggered an existential crisis and she's in tears, and it's just a mess.

24, but pretty much the same. Fuck this gay ass earth

haha! you will never be born in the magical cusp period between gen x and millennials

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This was me but I'm going on a date with a blonde femlet this week.

fuck living

you niggs need to find something to believe in

>answering a meme like a questionnaire
the 'tism really peaked with you Gen Zs. Millennials such as myself can only stare in awe

reminder that if you didn't get with your highschool qt you will spend the rest of your life sharing used women with other men

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what about the straw?

Is there even a point to threads like this without pic related?

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wtf is night walk?

bane?

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>The 23 year old slide thread

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tas bien amigo?

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