Russian

>russian

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Im prussian

no, you're annoying

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So what?

i like it

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Anyway, Im another russian

>he's literally russian
>he literally speaks russian
>he literally lives in russia

Fucking LOL just stop dudes

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>be american
>get shot

> be Russian
> wake up to police bursting through your bedroom door
> head downstairs for breakfast while they search your place
> cook a tin of beans in a liter of vodka
> browse adidas.ru for some new clothes
> police come downstairs and say they found your cp
> they ask you to donate the revenue to a kremlin slush fund
> head out to work at the local american propaganda machine
> co-worker asks you why you're looking at him funny
> tell him you have no idea what he's talking about
> he slaps an Alexei Navalny sticker on your back and calls the police
> they drag you off never to be heard from again

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Stolen

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THIS IS NOT A FUKCCING RUSSIA BULLY THREAD GET OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT

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Are OLDЫ here?

>Be russian
>Get sodomized with wine bottle

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You LMAO

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>Be spanish
>Get your land foreskin snipped off by the UK

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my foreskin is bigger than y-

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>be American
>get your literal foreskin stolen by Jews

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>be russian
>be a literal cutie who uses my favourite anine's pictures

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Russian trannies

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>not russian
its ok, soon you will be

>bedroom door
we don't have those

really?

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pls no annex

yep, take slavpill

lel

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Sup friend

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Friend how it's going?

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how can such a cutie use such a degenerate pictures

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Hello. I am pure 100% slav russian, da.

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F-fren so you are just like any other? You are so rude...

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i-i don't need a 56% russian when i can find p-pureness
what do you mean anone!

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You sure about that, da?

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>mfw the russian got mad
hnnng...not so sure

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Too bad I don't have a drop of Russian in me.

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Okay you are forgiven

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i didn't say no and you already discovered yourself
how is it going?

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How can I discover myself if I already foundd myself?

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english isn't my mother tongue fucc /you)

>fucc /you)

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Just fine playing shenmue I wonder if you live in Valencia i was there once, the port Aventura was pretty fun

i live in the far north, fungiland i call it
>playing japanese superior games
i bet you are a nigger too

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Ayyyy bb, wan sum fuk?

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Yeah i really like good games with strong plot and Japanese game all about that, so tell me fren are ya student ot something?

change your citizenship to russian and i might change my mind

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why do you have so much cp i don't get it?

>homo

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i used to go to college but dropped out, now im a true bant/er.

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That's okay friend you are going your own way just cease all this home things

I'd post my foreskin as proof I'm uncucked by the jew, but someone would save it and make me a meme like the skinny russian /sip/guy or ashleyfag

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what kind of games do you usually play? i'm actually trying to get 100% at MGS V

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Oh metal gear is one of my favorite i love everything about this game especially story and ost youtu.be/_CbFAZ2ztlE

the third is my favourite one. i've never bothered trying to get 100% on any of them since i suck at stealth, but mgs v is surprisingly easy. do you like farm simulators?

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I have installed one on my 3ds but haven't played

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>has a 3ds
jeez some people don't mind wasting money!

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It worth it! Also I hack it so it's pretty good deal for me, also are you a neet?

yes, and i spend most of my time staring at the wall trying to cope with boredom

Damn friend you should find a hobby? What bout fishing or hiking?

it's not like i don't have hobbies. i just started getting tired of them throughout time. in spain you need to get a license if you want to go fishing. i already go hiking every 2/3 months.

reading and playing vidya its fine but when you make a routine out of your hobbies you end up getting tired of them

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Find a gf, friends maybe she will take your boredom away

Also what's your opinion oh hitch hiking journey? I wanna collect money and go for a journey across Europe on motorcycle or by hitch hiking

Faggot

No way my friend can be a faggot! It must be sorta mistake

He is a faggot and an attention whore

if you're rich thats nice i guess, i'm used to make short distances in flat land
>attention whore
and who isn't? LOL

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No way!!!!!

No that's good if you are poor you just need money for food id love to travel by hitch hiking cause i will see true side of country and meet people

Fuck you russia

>Namefag
>Tripfag
>Anime
kys

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1. he posts anime pictures
2. he uses a namefag
3. this thread was done with the purpose of calling russians
4. obviously is a faggot who craves for dicks online

you are jealous because i didnt call spaniards out LMAOING AT YOU
aside from playing vidya what do you usually do?

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Yeah, jealous of a faggot, for sure

you don't even try to disguise it LMAOO

Whatever, I won't keep discussing with you, I have better things to do with my life

i wasn't arguing user you don't need to get so defensive just chill out k?

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See you later you nasty faggot

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Why, suomi?

gibbe the monee
*takes his shirt off*

Study languages, watching documentary, making music in FL Studio and going nuts in unreal engine also i like old movies

>be Spanish Russiaboo
>call a fellow Spaniard living in Russia a cutie yet again
Siento decepcionarte de nuevo, compatriota

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He's a faggot you know

Denuevo?!!!!

I know, but probably so are you

Yes, it already happened a while back

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No, I'm not, why do you thing that? Gross

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He is not a faggot he's my friends

You browse Jow Forums

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So? That makes me gay for some reason?

*friend

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Hey buddy don't cry im here to you *hug*

Obviously

He can be a faggot and your friend at the same time desu

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No way

That's what a foot would say

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>foot
Goddamit, autocorrect. A faggot*

Hmmm? Nah doc im straight guy

Fuck off faggot, stop projecting on me