You're signed up for a talent show

uh, i guess i could burp the alphabet or something

>willing to burp on command multiple times in front of many people
No shame...

I don't have any more talents!

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>Burping is his only talent
>bet he isn't even that good at it
Tsk

but for my talent, I would be reading stuff

...and you made fun of me for burping?

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A good reading voice far outdoes burping in terms of audience appreciation and acknowledgment as a talent.

But it's rather dull.
If i go to a talent show i want to see something that's not quite as ordinary as someone reading to me.
What would you read anyways?

probably lovecraft or poetry
also burping is rather dull. literally anyone can do it

but how often do you see someone do the whole alphabet while burping?
Probably only at children's talents shows.
It's practically a staple.
So if anything i'm being traditional.

I doubt that a child would be allowed on stage for very long if they just started burping

I'm pretty sure i've seen it somewhere before, some movie or something.
And if not that only makes it more unique.

literally doing something everyone does. I bet you can't even do that nerd

For me it's magic.
Abracadabra, I've made 10 seconds of your life dissappear.

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good trick!

speed portraits i guess

do one now of your face

don't listen to

Voice impersonations.

Go read a book nerd!

Any in particular?

Go burp the alphabet loser. It is the only thing you claim you can do

For my next trick, I shall produce a snake

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Russian Roulette

I can flex my inner ear to pop them like you would on an aeroplane when you open your mouth wide enough to click them
I can move the rim of my lower eye lid individually, and I'm double jointed so I can grind my knuckles against the bones to make a fairly audible sound
Idk
I guess my act would just be awkwardly showing people quirks of my body
or doing tricks on a diablo, i used to be really good at that when i was younger

I can kill myself on demand

Probably take a dump on stage
ive always found public dedication exciting and I love logging into Jow Forums so you know im edgy

rhythm games

The aristocrats

Like what?

taiko, osu, SDVX

How talented are you?

id say 7/10

Oh yeah nerd? 1v1 me tomorrow I bet you're 5/10

which game loser
sure, id lvl.

osu cause I'm trash at the others

sure.
standard?

yea I'm down

sure, whats ur nick

Docmod, not home right now though

its ok doc i cant play at the moment either

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at least send me a friend request

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