Are you a man Jow Forums?

Are you a man Jow Forums?

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My ring finger is longer but I like cute boys?What is this?

I thought you had a wife

my dick says yes

only my right side apparently, my left is gay as hell

this
does this mean half-fag ??

Help I have no fingas

the other way round for me

>If your ring finger is equal to your index finger it means you didn't receive a larger than average amount of testosterone during the gestational period in which you developed fingers.
>It just means you were exposed to less testosterone than most other people in the uterus. I feel like this is not a real question, but if you really are worried, you can calm down. The only “symptoms” you get from this are a slightly higher chance of developing schizophrenia and also a higher chance of becoming a homosexual. No joke here, the digit ratio of your index finger to your ring finger helps to reveal this. Note that this diagnosis is exclusive to men. The digit ratio works a little differently for women. So don't worry about dying, and enjoy your life to the fullest.
LMAO @FAGGOTS @FAGGOTS @FAGGOTS

feels bad

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nice batty hand
i will point and laugh ^]

Confirmed for macho man

If your index finger is longer than your ring finger you should get on HRT

But I don't want to take girl pills

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>romania

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My index finger is slightly shorter. Am I man now?

>higher chance of developing schizophrenia

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>higher chance of developing schizophrenia
Can confirm. My index finger is slightly longer than my ring finger and I have had schizophrenia.

no wonder I am so high test

left one but i'm gay
shit pic

haha
lool

My left ring finger is longer but my right is shorter

Post yours proxy basedboy

If I cut my index finger, does it mean I'll be the best alpha in town?
Because I'll do it, I'll fucking do it

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Just do it, what can possibly go wrong?

But I'm afraid it will just overflow and turn me gay.
And I don't want the gay

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if you turn gay just cut off your dick so you will be a girl uwu

Based tranny enabler

what if my pinkie is longer then my index finger?

Oh wait I know
All I will have to do is cut off my ring finger, and everything will be back to normal!
God I'm just so damn smart

based crazy socially dangerous tranny
why would anyone want a man with no fingers, are you retarded? just cut dick off

>why would anyone want a man with no fingers, are you retarded?
why would anyone want a man with no dick, are you retarded?

By your criteria yes I'm a real man and my ring finger is longer
But I've fucked more guys than I've fucked girls
sooooooooooooooo I guess that makes me alpha chad fag

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Proofs

you won't be a man, silly
poofs

But I still will
silly

prove it

no dick=/=bagena

chromosomes
*dabs on trannies*

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no dick = not a man
not a man = woman
czech made autists

>dabs on trannies
*also dabs on trannies*

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>frogposter
opinion discarded

>russian
opinion discarded

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>double win

>brit
ur gay dude

So that makes you bi?

>russian
ur a tranny lmfao

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still better than britgay

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dumb tranny without any proofs

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i can see you bending your ring finger backwards lmao

index finger*
whoops

Fuckin tranny russians man...

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ikr

I can't straighten it, but they are the same length.
Also, I don't want to post the other side of my hand for obvious reasons.

The image is reversed but it's BS anyway.

Tfw manly manly straight man

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oh no... guys this can't be real, fuck...

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You're gay. It's true.

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My right hand looks like the macho man one, but my left hand looks like the GAY! one
Does that make me bi?

what a fat hand

my ring finger is a full centimeter longer than my index finger

they're like alien tentacles

very interesting opinion

muh fingers are longer on the ring but i like traps

wait... im gay!?

Still better than your ugly ass crawler hand.

>chino isnt a cute boy

What world are you living in

But I never posted my hand brainlet. You have no idea what they look like.

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I can't tell the difference. The ring finger looks slightly bigger tho. And I assure you I am anything but macho.

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thank god I am a macho man

Macho Man reporting for duty!

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fuck off tranny

gay as fuck

I tried to do the same but I am out of nail polish remover and I have to go to work tomorrow

B-but you could stab someone with the nails!

Aww well I hope you get to paint them eventuality.

I just dont know how can I explain my mom that her polish remover is already gone again

Gotta save up and buy a new one user! Here they are like 2-3 bucks; not too bad.

Actually, my index finger has almost the same size as my pinky