hello Jow Forums, how are you doing?
i spent the past 6 hours helping my dad paint our huge ass fence and my back and wrists hurt so fucking much
Hello Jow Forums, how are you doing?
Levi Myers
Eli Lewis
i want to masturbate but i realize i'm addicted to it so i'm trying not to
Easton Russell
why user? masturbating is completely normal
even if you're doing it more than twice a day
your body will release semen on its own anyway if you don't do it
Jaxson Jackson
because it makes me feel dirty i guess
Elijah Davis
I haven't slept for over 50 hours and I'm still not feeling tired. Idk what to do
Nicholas Price
ohh
well, you should still jerk it at least once in a while
otherwise your body is gonna do it on its own eventually and you're gonna cum yourself. that wouldn't be fun
>50 hours
howwwww. i can't even last 24 hours
do you think you might have a sleeping disorder? maybe you should get sleepy tablets
Jeremiah Allen
Hey, remember me?
Painting sucks, but it's a good way to talk more to your dad-o
Hudson Howard
cumming yourself is so messy :(
Charles Fisher
Are you gay-hating denmark?Idk man do something productive til you get sleepy
Brody Robinson
72% of gays have an STD.
Over 50% of those who have HIV are homos
Joshua Taylor
Cool story bro,I'm a virgin and I plan to stay that way until I find my bf for life
Christian Thompson
>50 hours
He must be trolling, it's obvious as fuck!
Brody Moore
Your bf will give you an STD
Eli Nguyen
yes, herro
very messy
the worst part is you never know when your body is gonna decide to do it
you could nut yourself during an interview or something
scary
i mean, that's only a little over 2 days
it's believable
Justin Robinson
Lole no he won't
Someone who is dumb enough to not use protection will not be my bf, I want someone that I can talk with on any and every level.
Austin Sullivan
it only happens when i sleep, user
do you just randomly nut in the day?
Jordan Barnes
>i mean, that's only a little over 2 days
it's believable
Still don't believe it
Christopher Gray
Idk. I haven't been doing much recently. I usually get nauseous after not sleeping for so long but not this time. Might just look into some sleeping pills.
Lots of people stay awake for 2 days or more when they want to fix their sleeping cycle. It's normal for NEETs at least.
Zachary Parker
Ok fine
Logan White
nah
i masturbate regularly to avoid nuttin myself
it's unironically one of my fears
okai
that's quite unusual
getting some sleeping pills is probably a good idea
Robert Scott
and ye
if your body decides to get rid of the sperm it'll just suddenly happen
you could be walking through the city and all of a sudden you're nutting everywhere
no joke
Caleb Russell
reviving dead thread to say
ˢᵘᶜᵏ ᵐʸ ᵖᵉᵉᵖᵉᵉ
Jonathan Stewart
suck my burg first
Luke Cook
imma steal ur burg
and then ˢᵘᶜᵏ ᵘʳ ᵖᵉᵉᵖᵉᵉ
wait no other way around
steal ur burg
and then u
ˢᵘᶜᵏ ᵐʸ ᵖᵉᵉᵖᵉᵉ
Brandon Miller
This one time when I was like 14 I decided to go full nofap for a while because I thought I was addicted to masturbation
Only stopped after I blew the second fattest nut of my life in my sleep after like a month
Good morning burg gang brit
Tyler Ward
good morn im really fucking tired
Jordan Perez
get some coffee friend
Jeremiah Edwards
acquiring coffee
and
ˢᵘᶜᶜ
and
ᵖᵉᵉᵖᵉᵉ
as we speak
Jayden Morgan
i kinda like the first one better
also you aren't gonna steal my burg
Dominic Bell
The burg meme (aka the "anime girl eating a burger" meme) seems to overused at this point. In fact, I think this meme is even more overused than the dutch.gif picture. It's getting kinda annoying.
I, user, officially declare "burg" a dead maymay!
Jeremiah Sullivan
A lovely trinity
burg gang burg gang
Nathaniel Jenkins
thats really gay fren what the heck
Carson Campbell
burg gang burg gang burg gang burg gang
spent 10 racks at my local fast food chain
ate so much now i got stomach pains
burg gang burg gang burg gang burg gang
Sebastian Lewis
me stealin ur burg
ˢᵘᶜᵏᶦᶰ ᵘʳ ᵖᵉᵉᵖᵉᵉ
Benjamin Anderson
im gonna pat u
and
ˢᵘᶜᵏ ᵘʳ ᵖᵉᵉᵖᵉᵉ
good post
we need more burg gangsters
Ethan Wood
it's only gay if we don't say no homo after ;)
do NOT touch my burg you thieving bongboi
Noah Brooks
The image is named "mine now" for a reason
*steals burg*
*says no homo*
*leaves*
bai fren
AND REMEMBER, TO ALL YOU LURKERS OUT THERE
ˢᵘᶜᵏ ᵐʸ ᵖᵉᵉᵖᵉᵉ
Joseph Jackson
WTF
ok i'm going to make another burg and eat it while you're gone