Certain combinations of keystrokes are illegal

Bullets travelling in certain areas are illegal

>some movements of your arms and fingers are illegal

>we live in a universe that has laws

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>certain sequences of holes in a aluminium covered plastic disc are illegal

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Such an abstraction it's literally not funny.

>a copy of you participates in certain illegal events in a parallel universe in which those events are considered legal and it leads to no outcomes that you in this universe would consider to be negative

> putting my atoms inside younger arrangements of atoms is illegal

>certain movements with the hammer close to someone's head are illegal

>That you can open up your computer and mash buttons and if you get unlucky you will go to prison for decades
holy shit this is true

>in some areas drawn on a 2d representation of a planetary surface but not in other ones

>a parallel universe version of you is actually successful and banging Taylor Swift as we speak.

>a parallel universe version of you is literally me in this universe, the only thing differs in these two universes is who perceives who

the approximate age of your atoms would be the same user

In a parallel universe, this maymay is actually funny

>we are all one being dreaming that we are actually separate beings playing out a never ending story.

>certain combinations of keystrokes will launch a nuke

>owning certain kitchen knives is illegal

younger arrangement of atoms, not younger atoms
nevertheless atoms are substituted over the course of our life

?

>certain combinations of keystrokes are illegal depending on the race of the person pressing them

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>not finding this meme funny is illegal

>certain combination of light shining from a matrix of light emitting dioides is considered illegal and will get you to prison for 20+ years
huh

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>consciousness is an illusion just like there there are optical/auditory/sensory illusions with no physical basis
>arrangements of atoms can be aware of it and would still enjoy it

>certain waves traveling through the air are illegal

>successful
>banging taylor swift
lmao

>an arbitrary mathematical interpretation of a sequence of high and low voltages out of an infinite number of possible mathematical interpretations renders that sequence of high and low voltages illegal

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>some sets of atoms believe that it is possible to punish other sets of atoms for participating in illegal activities by restricting their movement in space until they structurally collapse in a natural way for an indefinite amount of time until universe unwraps itself inside-out and disorganized atoms would be able to sustain an illusion of perception once again but in a different arrangement

>arbitrary

>one possible way of interpreting a number out of an infinite possible number of ways
>not arbitrary

?

If I take some CP and break down the digital data and put it into a DAC then I take the analog waveform that represents the CP and frequency modulate it and transmit it via radio to someone who receives it, demodulates it, and puts it through an ADC to reconstruct the data does it still count as distribution of CP?

>if I take a high res picture of a baby's dick, print it out, cut it up into little pieces and mail to to someone who then rearranges it is that child porn?

This captcha is fucking outrageous

>certain combinations of keystrokes are different than other in terms of their effects
Duh

kek

>certain abstractions of humor are unfunny

>owning certain sequences of bites make you a criminal
>to weave off this crime, you either get some time into a little cell with 'Ngolo Juarez
>or - if (((affluent))) - you gib a sum of paper money of a nominal value corresponding to the same sum of assets located @ Fort Knox (minus (((taxes)))).

>thx cops
>thx Jekill Island

>if you go outside and start swinging your limbs around randomly and if you get unlucky you will go to prison for decades
really made me think

Actually probably wouldn’t go to prison for decades just for hitting somebody. Also you are far more likely to accidentally press the wrong few buttons Then to go around swing your arms for no reason

Oi bruv, do you have a loicense for that knife?

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>any series of 0s and 1s can be interpreted as a number
>therefore all image files can be represented as a number
>therefore certain numbers are illegal
>a random number generator can potentially generate one of these illegal numbers and send you to prison for life

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>certain digits of pi are illegal

>the digits of pi are infinite
>therefore every possible number will occur in pi if you extend if far enough
>therefore pi literally encodes every illegal number in existence
>pi literally encodes all child porn, hate speech, and other illegal content

Jesus christ. We need to ban pi right now.

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>all information in the universe can be represented by pi, an offset, and a length

We've just revolutionized file compression

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If you could just start calculating pi from any given offset, sure. Unfortunately, if you could do that, you've not only broken mathematics, but probably even physics. So, you're forced to either store a local infinite precision copy of pi, which would take an infinite amount of memory, or calculate pi on demand until you reach the offset, which could potentially take more time than the expected lifespan of the universe depending on the offset.

Also, the offset would undoubtedly be larger than the size of the file itself, so there wouldn't be any real compression.

the offset could be stored in pi too

illegal

Will WTF ever be good?

Already done.
github.com/philipl/pifs

>that image
>it will never be 2009-2012 golden era /sp/ ever again

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I wonder if anyone has ever accidentally hacked the cia or whatever

>>the digits of pi are infinite
>>therefore every possible number will occur in pi if you extend if far enough
This is not true.

Just because it never repeats does not mean every combination of numbers is in pi

It could never repeat and at the same time not contain for instance any specific set of 10 numbers

pi is believed to be normal but it hasnt been proven

>Just because it never repeats does not mean every combination of numbers is in pi
Explain.

Could you have a series of infinite numbers using only the digits 1-8?

Yes you could

So since that number would not include 9 pi does not have to contain any specific set of digits

I feel stupid. How can I stop this feeling?

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