You get to program your own life

What programming language do you use?
Haskell here.

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Assembler

C
>mfw have to go to the hospital every segfault

Java
My life is a poor attempt to accomplish something by facing problems in a single way: escape

HTML

Python and C++

DNA, mostly. Sometimes I'll use a bit of RNA, just to switch things up a smidge

Go

Lua. I want it to be simple, comfy and reliable, also really cute.

Ada

JS

C
low level also a beauty
t. Linux Kernel developer

Why

>Assembler
Assembler is a tool, assembly is the language.

C

HolyC. Also shout out to Bisqwit, I was just reading his time travel theories.

>he doesn’t use a stack for his life

Frontend: Javascript
Backend: Node.js
Storage: PostgreSQL
For the ladies: Scheme Lisp

>His existence depends on others supporting him
Pleb. I'd go with straight up machine code, literally uncrackable and lowest level

Ada

CSS.

Bash
logout

Elixir. I can multitask and be completely robust.

nah nigga you BASIC

>For the ladies

No one EVER impressed women by learning Scheme

>not attaching a signal handler to ignore segfaults

Are you the DOD's bitch?

>Javascript

Enjoy your bloated, slow, untyped life

Bash

GML with Spine for proper graphic movement.
>inb4 I end up a Hotline Miami character

Nim, no particular reason

i make a lot of mistakes so erlang

My own language.

You gonna kill yourself by accident bruh

I would not. Nature did not intend man to program himself, and saying otherwise comes from a place of pride, lust, envy, and all other mortal depravities.

Repent from your sins, Jow Forums. There is still time.

Assembly

I want it to be done right the first time
Rust

master race concurrent prolog

>safe
>clean
>smart
>minimalistic
>away from normalfags and brainlets

so your life its gonna be a meme?, Rust is a bad meme, deal with it.

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a meme.

Same picks here. C++ for the stuff that needs to be fast, and python for quickly adding new functionality.

PHP

>python
python is disgusting af, not a disgusting as PHP but still everytime I have to used it its like vomiting

If you've got a better suggestion for rapid development I'd be happy to hear it.
Python sucks but it has the widest support and most other dynamic languages suck way more.

Assembly, seriously.

My life is so simple, so I need just couple of 555 timer ICs and couple ttl logic (atm machine... lcd display...) chips to implement it.

rt checks
no anomalies, as stable as it gets.
no BOF
no delay or crashes, everything it has to do happens either now or never.

Wait... This means I can program anyones life as I want?

Do clinical retards get made when a person decides to use brainfuck?

>Lua
>Lisp
>Angelscript
Event ES6 (Javascript) its much better than pyshit.

>Lua
I like Lua as a language and use it frequently but it lacks the huge 3rd party support of python
>Angelscript
Even less supported than Lua.

support, support , sure man, is the new way to avoid accepting you are a brainlet unable to implement your own libraries ?

use use javascript its much better than python these days.

If my time was valued at 0, maybe.
I could implement it myself but why do that when someone else has already done it for me?

heres a (you)

Scratch. Or brainfuck.

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C, I mean, it can't get MUCH worse.

Scheme

hello chad

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Brainfuck
>Simple on the outside
>Yet nobody understands it

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this one

this

Lisp

C with inline assembly. I am basically an operating system for my own body, so I might as well treat it that way.
>tfw I jump into the fight-or-flight interrupt routine every time I receive social I/O.

Haskell
C
x86 Assembly

This thread proves that Jow Forums is jobless.

I haven't replied in this thread, but how so? Because they all want to use C?

P.S. what the fuck is up with captchas now, I had to solve 6 of them to post this.

bash

C#
Swift
Matlab

Hate when I have to use Matlab, but so much computational photography is still reliant on it. Still better than Java.

>I had to solve 6 of them to post this.
Only jobless have enough time for this.

Why didnt anyone say HTML??
you all live on the internet anyway

RNA is basically DNA clipboard retard.

stop fucking LARPING or post proofs
and no, getting a single patch merged into mainline doesnt make you a "Linux kernel developer"