Fix it, nerd boy

stop being so weak

She looks like she posts her cunny on Snapchat 3 times a day

I already told you, not until you promise to get me a dozen bags of Skittles!

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money first

I came on the keyboard and shoved the mouse up you ass. That'll be $300.

I'll actually fix computers for acquaintances if they ask nicely. Only condition is any fuckups down the line absolutely cannot be pinned on me. So far, nobody has tried to pull that shit on me. I never had to bother to ask for money because all the guys end up giving me a case or beer and all the girls end up baking me a cake or some shit, and I was probably going to spend money on booze or (necessarily) food. I really just do it because it counts as my good deed for that day and it makes me feel good with myself. Also means I get to turn my computer skills into favors down the line, one guy fixed a plumbing problem for me since I was nice enough to have helped him.

Never gotten anyone be anything but very polite towards asking me for tech help, including literal Chad who's actually a really nice dude. The only outlier was saving a big project from a tranny's seemingly empty flash drive, got offered a straight-up blowjob. Who would have known boys suck the best dick? If you socialize with them afterwards you can even make them your gf, too.

i love haruhi and will marry her!

>not cloning before wipe and blackmailing her with nudes

>The only outlier was saving a big project from a tranny's seemingly empty flash drive, got offered a straight-up blowjob. Who would have known boys suck the best dick? If you socialize with them afterwards you can even make them your gf, too.

There are less elaborate ways to say you're a homosexual on the internet, user

Yes Mistress, please peg my little ass hole while I serve you.

What race hybrid is this?

I'm guessing Latin(Indio)-Jew of some sort.

Fix my willy with your mouth, hag.

She has a little sister?

LA CREATURA

I fix things for sex only.
How it gonna be, Stacy?

ok. Spread you legs ma'am

ahhh, el goblino americano

>I fix things for sex only.

>dad walks in holding a laptop
>son, i...

On your knees, dad. Look me in the eyes this time.

Ok ms pls kindly do the needful and then let my penis in ur vagine ok? U loveley lady and i want sex u

True story.
That's why I'm not virgin like rest of Jow Forums.

I'm sorry but your face can't be salvaged I'm going to have to do a full format

*throws acid in your face*

>Fix it, nerd boy
You can't fix crosseye

tatiana georgieva

Age of equality roastie, enjoy (not)fixing it yourself.

and i dont know what kind of latin or jew girls you've been seeing but none look like that. very distinctly eastern european

LA LUZ EXTINGUIDA

shut the fuck up you're going to get yuki to do it anyway

not without my tendies. BRING ME TENDIES!.

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tldr

I have never seen an eastern european or latin or jew outside of pornography, sorry

Lol

sure thing tanya

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Fix what? There are no electronics in this room for me to fix.

Sorry but yo face is too fat and I don't like your hair
Fix yourself first and maybe we can arrange an agreement

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>Jow Forums mongoloid IT guy friend brings over a laptop some girl told him to fix it
>nail polish and/or yoghurt all over it
>connect to external screen because built in is fubar
>neither_of_us_know_what_is_happening.tiff
>gut that think with trinity rescue kit
>get her nudes

I still have feels for that night

>fix it you cuck! or I'll bully you for the rest of your life!

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Don't be rude with me or I'll rape you without conscent.

Can someone consent to rape?

>what is rape drugs

idk what are they?

Is it Gina Gerson?

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Fake rape, it's a thing. Yeah. I like it (:

tatiana...

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>not recognising Jow Forums's queen

>implying Jow Forums has a queen

ugh oh

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yes master

>Jow Forums queen
GTFO newfag, only /b/ has queens

it's not maki

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but then it's not rape. You're confusing me

You do know that I'm not a gynecologist, right?

If it did, it would be a queen (king).

>tl;dr
"I'm gay."

Well, no, it's (fake) rape.

>women keep nudes on their laptops instead of their phones
You could not have demonstrated your misunderstanding of the opposite sex in 2018 more definitively.

I aloways offload them from my phone to my desktop PC.

Will you kiss me after?

>mmmbaybee :*
>*wink*wink*

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cash, no refunds

Holy shit, she's changed a lot. I remember being infatuated by her pics when she was around 13. Not pedo btw, I was 13 at the time too.

Too old, do not want

offload them itt

3D is pig disgusting

Ikr

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Pretty sure there aint no fixing that hideous face of yours, but ill do my best.

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ill fix my big germanic cock into your slav subhuman snatch

Who are they?

A'ight, she should now be purring like a kitten

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my favorite so far
>"whats the best laptop for $250?"
>they're all shit buy a used one if you're a cheap fuck
>"no lol I don't buy used stuff"
>ok, reluctantly look for least terrible offer at bestbuy
>they buy something else entirely because it looked better or the bestbuy clerk recommended it or whatever
>"why is this so slow user it's your fault you recommended it"

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Pay me or fuck off, cunt.

Succ me first, thot.

Jow Forums - Gays

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Fix what? Your skin? Sorry sweety, it looks fucked.

>Lick my feet, nerd boy

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slender arms...
I kinda wanna smell her armpits.

fuckin weeb

digitalminx.com/celeb_pages/models/g/georgieva_tatyana_07.htm

>NAILS shirt

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Yer sittin' on my chair, lady

Tech support has many doors, Ed boys.

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Patrician taste also >anime website

Rape-play, right?