Jow Forums humor

Jow Forums humor

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my.mixtape.moe/qbgktg.mp3
0.30000000000000004.com/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_inverse_square_root
youtube.com/watch?v=WNuiUyUQLRg
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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maki? MAKI?!?!?!? MAKI!!!!!!!!!

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desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/29265147/

Not me but kinda accurate. They seem to be from 'murica so I guess it's good we're covering two separate time zones.

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>first they ignore you
>then they laugh at you
>then they fight you
>then you win

>A headphone jack is half of the feature of a phone

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>tfw your nickname is maki (male)
its an abstract kind of feel

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Do you have programming socks?

I caught this on the radio an hour ago. Payoff is halfway through.
my.mixtape.moe/qbgktg.mp3

This actually made me angry

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Surprised the cables didn't melt. Must've instantaneously Falluja'd the shit out of the socket.

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A man among boys.
Add that to the list of things I never thought to try but want to now.
>666
Apropos.
A onesie for manchildren, I wish I'd thought of that.

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The circuit breakers probably shut down before the short circuit current could heat up the cables. When the short circuit current hits there is a short adiabatic phase when heat doesn't dissipate from the conductors (IIRC from uni)

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Wtf does code on right do?

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>getting angry over fake twitter screencaps
Reconsider your life.

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i don't get it

0.30000000000000004.com/

Fast inverse square root

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Any kind of BSD

I hope that guy pocketed the $30 for his trouble. I'd have just bought a fried Alienware on eBay for $20 and put a note on it saying "don't be a cheap cunt".

>alienware
>20 bucks
what

Read that anons post again:
>fried Alienware

Why did you remove the comments from the code on the right?
float Q_rsqrt( float number )
{
long i;
float x2, y;
const float threehalfs = 1.5F;

x2 = number * 0.5F;
y = number;
i = * ( long * ) &y; // evil floating point bit level hacking
i = 0x5f3759df - ( i >> 1 ); // what the fuck?
y = * ( float * ) &i;
y = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) ); // 1st iteration
// y = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) ); // 2nd iteration, this can be removed

return y;
}

Oh yeah, sorry

My country.
So beautiful.

I have some fresh OC, but it does contain a bit of self-promotion. Continue?

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brainlet here
i started learning java so i pretty much understand code on the left but not the one on the right
so, can someone explain the joke to me
thanks anons

What country

Poland

Boland :DD :DDD :D

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_inverse_square_root

>Fast inverse square root, sometimes referred to as Fast InvSqrt() or by the hexadecimal constant 0x5F3759DF, is an algorithm that estimates 1/√x the reciprocal (or multiplicative inverse) of the square root of a 32-bit floating-point number x in IEEE 754 floating-point format. This operation is used in digital signal processing to normalize a vector, i.e., scale it to length 1.

Pooland

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The best part is that they never actually made it thinner

trips twice for terry, wp my doods.

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>how guys code
>Karlie

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An array is hosting a party, then an integer comes and says don't byte me.

DANCINGU

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I... I want it.

Hawt

How did I miss that? Topkek.

>have proclaimed her to be the official girl of Jow Forums
Nobody else on Jow Forums ever thought that except him probably.

>steal nudes
So... why do you store nudes again?

Based lesbo poster

Anyone got that paper?

Needs zipper on both ends, can't fap like that.

Sadly the fat autistic neckbeards are long gone... We might have a trap or two left and a few autistic young men, but that's about it.

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It seems like it has, these people wouldn't make such an enormous mistake.

>make mistake
>attentionwhore about it
No, this was made to be bait. Dudes perfectly happy with his shitty donglebook.

Disgustingly dirty screen.

That or the electronics blew up and opened up any possible path they had. Ive seen 600v AC blow holes through metal like a cutting torch but not even pop a 10 amp fuse.

Worst one I saw was a 600v 70amp fuse that popped, there were two strands of 2 gauge wire left haha

I don't get it... I see retro threads all the time

Yeah, looked it up, it actually does, the unexpanded picture didn't show it clearly enough, sorry.
That would be perfect for me, but I can't find it on their site anymore, is it discounted? That would be a shame...

Kek. This reminds me, there is a autismo on /retro/ that uses some old Sun RISC machine from the 90's as his actual home server. Like 50MB/s speeds on a fucking server and this is truly unironic, unlike the AMD picture here.

>XXL: Out Of Stock

I am afraid that they appear to be sold out, there is also an alternative product, by "fanatic", although if your size isn't 4XL, you might also be out of luck there.

>switched the headings on each pic
heh

Are you new here? Maki's been our mascot for years

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to be honesto, he just faraday caged the drive, altough ugly and cringy af, that works

youtube.com/watch?v=WNuiUyUQLRg

Lo/g/OS had the best logo.

holy shit this is real.

Calm down, that is a completely faked image. They didn't even change the date of the tweet that they altered.

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The funniest part is this guy is a pedophile. Which explains why he hates computers.

>XXL (out of stock)
>gaming
Why doesn't that surprise me.

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Onesies are the most efficient form of clothing. How old were you when you finally took the onesie-pill?

Leave and never come back here.

All in.

t. Linux user

That picture is clearly referencing the Macbook line and not iPhones you retards.