are becoming the most popular content producers on YouTube? There are countless of them that average over million views per video. And as the popularity has grown ASMR has transformed more and more into sort of "Girlfriend porn". Girls kissing, petting, caressing, whispering and talking tenderly.
'Girlfriend-ASMR' videos are viewed tens of millions of times every day. How lonely is the Western boy?
Here's a typical video, how do you feel about it and these videos in general: youtube.com
Well luckily the all died when the economy collapses.
>'Girlfriend-ASMR' videos are viewed tens of millions of times every day.
That is an incredibly high number. Tens of percents of young Western males.
I honestly don't understand ASMR. Now I know it's probably my fucking autism that is responsible, but the only feeling I get from these fucking videos is pure rage.
Just something about the purposefulness of these cunts actions (like the fucking lip smacking and the sound of the tongue breaking contact with the roof of the mouth) makes me so fucking angry. It's all so fucking deliberate and frustrating. It's essentially the same as those other whores who spend hours making a 30 second video of themselves posing like vapid brainlets, always thinking about their movements, their expressions, their eye-batting. There's nothing a chick could do to make me listen to ASMR. She could be a solid 10/10 aryan goddess and I would STILL have the urge to slap the shit out of her to shut her up.
Holy FUCK I hate ASMR and holy FUCK I'm autistic.
Female asmr channels are shit nothing creative everything's the same meh
#metoo
I despise mouth noises. ASMR is meant to sooth and relax you but when I hear that I want to start to break things or even kill people
god maybe I'm autistic too because ASMR videos send me into a fucking rage
Watch the ones by ephemeral rift, i dont like ASMR otherwise but he is doing it extremly relaxing and not so retardet
>probably my fucking autism
> sound of the tongue breaking contact with the roof of the mouth
At least you are a smart man (though I'm not a fan of most ASMR)
ASMR is just another way for whores to get money off of beta males.
I must confess that I sometimes listen to the wife ASMR shit whenever I'm going to sleep. I can be a lonely faggot who can forget that the journey towards having a stable family is a rough one.
>Pajeet user also possibly watches Ephemeral Rift.
Good taste, if true. I'll admit to liking Gibi's roleplays too, but the gf stuff from other channels is a bit too pathetic for me
>kissing, petting, caressing, whispering and talking tenderly
>''Girlfriend porn''
fuck you that's Mommy stuff you sick cunt
Wow am I the only one who actually gets calmed by the asmr sounds?
Starting to get deebly goncerned
It's misophonia. It's not that uncommon. If it doesn't interfere with your daily life, who cares. Only viable treatment is neurofeedback, so just be thankful it's mild.
intracranial orgasm
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>ASMR videos are getting popular
>consist of girls kissing, petting, caressing, whispering and talking tenderly.
I don't watch that shit but I'm probably sure that has to do women do none of those things anymore along with looking like landwhales or hags
Jesus man it's a fucking sad world we live in
user, they just want to figure out how to manage the surplus of males. You should all in fact find it offensive that theyre trying to dehumanize relationships.
Is this what you people want ?
The matrix already has you, with this kind of shit, you know where this is all headed. Into a nice artificial and mechanical womb that you can all operate from
I had no idea what this was.
I watched the video, and at first it creeped me out. But as I started to listen, it did seem really soothing, which I guess is an indication of how fucking lonely I am.
So fuck listening to that shit, It just makes me sad how effective it is on me, and that it works on so many other people too.
How has our society fallen since the sexual revolution, Jesus.
When the fuck did ASMR go from listening to shit like servers humming and waves crashing and a general city atmosphere to a bunch of fucking slags licking a microphone? I hope the all get throat diseases
>there's a market now for providing psuedo-human contact missing due to the crushing atomisation of moderniy
Free market wins again
I honestly feel like we are living in a dying world like something out of Dark Souls
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Honestly it reminds me of the kind of dystopia that John Brunner would write.
>tfw you realise that normies are all Hollows that are sticking to a routine that imitates life
I was talking with another user and him and I agree that the game in terms of overall tone and theme feels like something Friedrich Nietzsche himself would write.
And we are the chosen undead trying to make a change in the world, while the politicians are like Gywn who try to keep the old order alive to the point that they sacrifice everything, even themselves.
>and they say video games are for children
More like:
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Autism has always been with humanity. It just never had a name. The problem isnt that they have options, but that women have been radicalized to the point they hate their men.
its basically just pillow talk
Powerful, also how the fuck did a talented man die so early? did he strike a nerve with the jews?
wtf is ASMR and which autists gets off to this or even pays for that shit
faggots make feetfags look like normal people
lonely and desperate men, I am lonely but I don't get desperate for a woman's touch.
>And we are the chosen undead trying to make a change in the world, while the politicians are like Gwyn who try to keep the old order alive to the point that they sacrifice everything, even themselves.
Our choices will mean nothing in the grand scheme of things, whether here or in Lordran.
The word sad comes to mind.
>he is doing it extremly relaxing
So you're gay.
I cant compete with these whores. I stream LoL for six hours a day and my sub growth is stagnant as fuck.
i'm just so lonely haha
Alas it's better to do something than nothing, unlike Lordran, which is nothing but a programmed virtual world, Reality is fickle and can be swayed to our favor
what happens when he goes underwater
I clicked to see comments. None of these cucks are even calling her out on this shit. Look guys I'm not good at women and I'm gonna be single for long time but this is just one of those threshold one should not cross.
Eh I dunno, I listen to it sometimes when lying in the sun to relax. Some of them are ok but you also have alot of dumb whores who start scratching paper and shit and make really annoying and obnoxious noises, most just look sexy and have absolutely no fucking clue what they're doing.
>tfw no gf
Meet your wife on Craigslist.
>I got tingles... but in the WRONG place
Why didn't this guy get a comment favourite?
still too much in the uncanny valley
those women are not people
I'd like to change the world and those in it, but the kind of change that I have in mind isn't something that will be well received by all.
>be engineering student
>no gf
>no girls in class
>havent talked to a woman other than family members and teachers for atleast a year
>the only sense of contact with women I get is from watching anime
>realise most 3D women are dumb
>realise most 3D women are whores
>realise I watch anime to idealise women
>tfw I will never meet a real woman as good and loving as animu waifus
Please whitepill me, I am not ugly, 5'10", 130 IQ, I lift, I dont even play vidya anymore, yet I cant find a gf.
Get a gf. Asmr is pathetic
>Please whitepill me
Gotcha. Also see
>A big girl already stole my heart user...
Just follow your passion, it's ok to play video games, just accomplish man. Enjoy life
Pay me 20k US dollars and I can get you one.
Lip smacking and really any human made sounds bother the fuck out of me, I'm automatically angry when I hear them. I'm okay with brushing and whispering shit but fuck off with your disgusting human noises.
Thanks
sounds nice but that kind of tech seems far reaching and a bit, unnatural ...
They know you're beta. They're born with the ability to know these things. It's in their DNA.
Is Dark Souls our Harry Potter?
For me that ASMR whispering shit is like nails on a chalkboard. It drives me nuts. I want to reach into the monitor and strangle the bitch.
I dunno, I just tend to make coincidences, also Dark Souls is actually has more artistic value than Shitty Kiker and promotes self improvement and learning lessons in a harsh manner, as in git gud
>What does it tell about Western society
we need to bully those who watch these worthless video.
The time they spend watching these vrbitches is time they don't spend lifting in order to get irlbitches.
Completely normal, the only people who actually like that shit are Jow Forums tier betas
Can't even find a good server hum track anymore with all these whores cluttering up the search result.
You're welcome, user.
>far reaching and unnatural.
Maybe, but it'll probably be better than what real women have to offer.
>being this gynocentric
>What does it mean about our culture?
Hmmmm, I don’t know, maybe it means that
PEOPLE ARE HUNGRY FOR GENUINE HUMAN INTERACTION.
I don’t know, it’s just a guess.
If that’s not obvious, you’re autistic as fuck. There’s nothing to “figure out” here. It’s not a mystery. People are lonely and disconnected.
>later on she cucked him for another woman
Western Animation everyone
>Men are lonely and disconnected
ftfy
Autism probably makes it impossible to feel ASMR, I feel bad for you desu senpai, it feels pretty good
>western girls
I prefer Nippon
it hurts guys, it really does, the most I do to go outside and interact with people is the gym and flight training. He doesn't know it, but my flight instructor is one of the few people who I have genuine conversations with outside of family and my two best friends on discord.
I don't like ASMR either but you are definitely autistic.
ASMR is free, a gf takes shitloads of time, energy, and money
Not gonna waste my life on the vaginal jew
I only listen asmr with haircut sounds so I dont really care if its a girl or a dude
I honestly don't get it either, and this is coming from someone with insanely sensitive ears. Since childhood I would get chills and boners if girls had very soft voices. Still, ASMR is so forced and pathetic, it does nothing for me
Have any of you ever had a grill play with you hair softly and say sweet things in your ear? If not, you have not lived yet
no!
are you gay?
>Have any of you ever had a grill
No
Not gay, just not a goddamn robot.
You should google ASMR. It’s not meant to soothe or relax, really; even if that’s what 99% of the videos go for.
neither am I but if you do the shit you described over the age of 15,you are pretty much a homo
also
>grill
Nope, human girls are only one chromosome away from guys. I am not fucking gay.
Literally just another form of instant gratification for virgin orbiting whiteknights. Kinda like cosplay or twitch thot shenanigans, but in audio form. And silly betas lap it up like the good boyim they are
>boyim
>boyim
I'm stealing that
Fine but let me pretend to look at nature or play games or something. not this please.
>boyim
nice
ive noticed in the last few week that poo posters are getting better and better
It would be extremely painful
4u
He can suck 3 dicks, well whatever gives a guy a purpose i guess.
Mouth ASMR sounds are gross and disgusting. I'm very open minded, I even like golden rain but that amplified saliva sounds make me want to puke.
Thought ASMR was stupid when it started to get popular around 2012 or whenever it was, now I don't mind it nor do I care.
Some can be nice, but most of it seems to be vapid women trying to cash in some easy shekels by just licking a mic and smacking their lips.
>tfw the only girls you've known were on the internet and all of them became feminists, transvestites or both
>boyim
Good one, Pajeet.
>boyim
Based, the introduction of toilets in India has really made a difference in this country's post quality.
They can finally shitposting in WiFi range.
The only good asmr
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No. Think about it. A society worth fighting for is one that contains enough good that it is worth protecting.
Many of the most good things in life are soft, vulnerable, and fragile. Children, women, babies. Pets. The love of a good woman. Sex. Great friendships. Refined culture. Even great ideas, like freedom or excellence are vulnerable to corruption and destruction.
In order for any of this to be worth fighting for, there must be a personal connection made to the sweetness of life. The sweeter, the more sacred. The more sacred, the more willing you are to really give of yourself.
If what we are fighting for is not good, does not fulfill, and doesn’t deliver us a quality culture, and thus life, then it is all for nothing.
The more tender the family, the more fierce the warrior.
Drinking of these tender moments gives you the strength and clarity to continue on fighting the good fight. It reminds you what is worth the struggle.
shieet can't argue against that,much truth in here
you convinced me
coming back home from work to your loving wife is something I'd fight for
might as well let it all burn with this shitstain of a society we live in
When I see this, all I really see is a man who is underexposed to real life and has not yet found anything that is sacred to him. This is a view of incompleteness
I've seen enough of reality that I want it to fucking burn. Women do not love, my so called elected officials want to replace me with a brown mutt, the jews have turned plenty of my own people against me, I can't get a good paying and respectable job without getting into debt, non-whites and women who are below me in terms of skills and work ethic get put first in line for the good paying jobs that remain after most blue collar jobs were sent to China or got devalued by mexicans. Society has failed me user, that is the reality we live in, the only things I would consider sacred to me is God and the Cockpit
hi Jow Forums, wanna join in?