How do you deal with people putting their greasy fingers all over your chassis and keyboard and display?

How do you deal with people putting their greasy fingers all over your chassis and keyboard and display?

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i wash my hands:

after eating food
after going to the bathroom
after masturbating
when my hands feel sticky or sweaty

this is how i keep my laptop clean

I was asking about other people specifically. You know, people who aren't you.

i stay isolated and don't go around people

i don't have any friends, so i don't expect anyone to touch my laptop

>accidentally got gorilla glue on the top of my thinkpad
>it dried and just looks like splotches of grease
I'm going to slam my foot in a door

>be me
>in uni
>playing Factorio to deal with autism and wasting some time
>planetoid-neckbeard comes
>he's fucking fat
>he's larger than taller
>touches my laptop with greasy fingers, leaves snack dust all over it
>"wow, I love this game, have you tried to *insert turboautism unfunny mechanic here*"
>"yes, I tried everyth..."
>"have you played *ching chong anime name*?"
>mfw

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Acetone works on gorilla glue but you will need to make it mild.

asdf

Just accept that you're human and constantly leaking skin cells and oil.

This

>New office job
>Guy launches into 15 minutes explanations when I ask him a simple yes/no question.
>Unfortunately I'm on a legacy shit codebase so I have a lot of these questions.

>Ask a simple yes/no question
>He comes around to my desk and starts jabbing at my screen, literally DRAGGING his fingernail across it left and right, then starts smearing his greasy finger up and down it to point out a column of data, and then picks up a pen and starts PUSHING into the screen and the pixels start changing colour where the pressure is applied.

>Ask him to stop
>Next week I ask him something else and it happens again.

Stand up for yourself. If you get in a screaming match so be it. You'll find that you stop to worry about it while it is happening.

>the pixels start changing colour where the pressure is applied
This doesn't take much pressure at all to pull off. If you think it's damaging the screen you're just as clueless as the rest of them.

First time I thought his finger was just floating.

I'll interrupt him next time.

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Don't be afraid to physically move his hand away.

I don’t let people touch my stuff. Computers are personal and if the people you know have any humanity they would respect that.

It does when you touch the tip of the pen to the screen, reorient your fingers to push, and then push forward, and then start DRAGGING THE PEN LEFT AND RIGHT AND LEFT AND RIGHT across the screen.

Like who the fuck even does that. People who need to touch everything are the fucking worst

dude that guys fucking with you
he's testing to see how much of a doormat you are
establish dominance, or he'll keep getting worse and worse

Easy, I carry a folding knife visibly.

I've accidently cummed on my keyboard several times. Nobody gets near my computer... or room

>brand new laptop
>hambeast I'm working on a video with asks if she can take some notes while I'm editing at a workstation
>errr... sure
>smashes her fat fingers on it like it's a 1920s typewriter