Tim Cook: "Apple is a poverty brand."

Apple is for poor people confirmed.

How will iPoorfags ever recover?

I dunno. Devs developing for iOS seem happy enough.
My guess is that there are still more paying users on iOS than on Android.

Also: Walled Gardens are Cool. Get in Here.

The Appstore is a malware infested scam cesspit.

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He's absolutely right.

But it's not because it's for poorfags specifically. It's because poorfags see it as a status symbol and waste all their (very limited) money on it.

That's why they're poorfags. A lot of "luxury" brands are actually poverty brands like this. Overpriced status-items that are disproportionately bought by the poor to give the appearance of not being poor.

> The Appstore is a malware infested scam cesspit.
The App Store is far from perfect. My two biggest complaints are:
(1.) Searchability – good luck finding an app even if you know it's name.
(2.) Free to Play Games – OMG, these things are adware infested in-app-purchase nightmares.

Still, I bet it's better than Android. I have no firsthand experience because I am rich enough (only two coffees per day!) to afford an iPhone MCMLXXVIII.

Oh yeah, I can Roman numeral with the best of them.

>But it's not because it's for poorfags specifically.

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If the poor can afford iPhones, then why do they buy inferior crap Android phones?
I am deeply confused.

I'd love to see phone distribution by IQ

>I bet it's better than Android. I have no firsthand experience
Where do technology illiterate iTard morons get the false impression they or their fruit toys will ever belong on a technology board?

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Well considering I only ever see niggers with iPhones...yeah it makes sense.

I dunno. I click on the icons on my iPhone and things happen like I want them to.
Seems good enough.

>Still, I bet it's better than Android. I have no firsthand experience because I
So, you're a technology phobic troglodyte and yet you want to be accepted on a technology focused board filled with technology enthusiasts?

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I'm telling you I picked up an Android phone like a decade ago in a store in a shopping mall and was unimpressed.
Since then, it's been Team Mini, not wait, it's been Team iPhone since then.

I tried an iPhone a decade ago, laggy, can't do SMS, no 3G, can't 4GB storage max, shit call quality, crashes constantly, haven't touched that trash since. DESU anyone that buys an iPhone is a moron.

Well, enjoy your landfill phone.
At least you aren't poor like us Apple users.
Us poor poor Apple users.
Won't someone pls think of the Apple users?

>monthly payment plan for an iPhone

people don't actually do this, right

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>makes 4mill a month.
$1k to him is probably like spending $1 to us lowly plebes.

>"But Apple expects people will buy truckloads of them anyways"
yeah, because iToddlers are fucking stupid and Apple knows their marketing demographic well.

More like change, about 0,5 of any western currency.

A Tesla is just $30 a day if you divide in 36 installments, anyone can afford it.

PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP

>people
That's a very generous term desu senpai.

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>$30 a day if you divide in 36 installments
>$1000 for a tesla

Monthly

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So OP, what's your point?

>it's less then a coffee a day

I spend about $0.75 a day on coffee. Also, I won't go without that coffee to buy an iPhone.

>11/2/17

Not new enough for you?

How about this article from 4 Feb 2018?
Pic related.

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Unintelligent people use iPhones. Unintelligent people are poor. Poor people use iPhones. Simple as that.

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Think Different. Buy Apple Everything.

This is very true. Around here, all the poor immigrants buy iPhones, Nike shoes and Adidas chlothes. Even though they live in shitty ghetto appartments and are often unemployed.

I am pretty sure they do it to compensate for their otherwise unsuccesful lives.

really made me think

Someone tell me how please

1. Walk into an Apple store.
2. Bend over.

Only poor people want to be acknowledged by having an iPhone.

medical grade caffeine pills or gtfo
track dose, know stats, know tolerance.
flavor is as useless as art

if you live in a major city you could just ask a different stranger everyday to spot you a couple bucks because you "forgot your wallet" for that cup of coffee

voila, strangers paid for your iphone

Explains a lot.

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Caffeine from coffee is metaobolized differently than anhydrous caffeine and also contains other micronutrients and health benefits.

Tea has different but similar effects.

Anhydrous caffeine pills feel significantly more stim-y and feel different psychologically and physiologically.

nigga get help

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>health benefits.
>from burnt bean water

this

I think he meant for 36 years

Well, you can crossreference it by country, but it seems highly inconclusive - such as Japan and South Korea being at extreme ends of the list, when they're clearly not very academically dissimilar.

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>South Korea
Literally just because of Samsung and LG.

>Japan
Literally just because of technology illiteracy.

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Yep

How will iToddlers ever recover?

It's the poverty phone because poor normies that buy them will happily sign a contract for two years paying for it in installments for something they cannot afford and could do without.
They will put themselves in debt and be poorer, to show people they aren't poor and can afford a shit-tier overpriced device.

So yes, it's the poverty phone.

>when mods banned all the itoddlers and there's none left to defend apple

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Thats why /tpg/ users dig through the trash to get their laptops,right?

Why pay 1000 dollars for a laptop, when you can pay 100 dollars for a laptop that will do everything you need?

You can't buy new laptop for 100$. 250$ is absolute minimum, with shitty tablet-grade hardware, 300$ is more usable Celeron or Pentium, 500$ is pretty usable i3 or i5...

>wealthier

So basically idiots who have more money than sense, same as with every other brand.

niggers

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Yeah, but a Thinkpad from, say, the T430/X230 gen gives you an Ivy Bridge i5 that's comparable in power to most modern laptop CPUs and blows low end ones the fuck out for under $200

Who said anything about new?
You can get a perfectly good x220 for 120 dollars. Maybe less if you find the right deal.

You're wrong. $190 CAD can get you decent second Gen i5 as long as you don't mind an older laptop

>"Apple is a poverty brand."
This so much. You can afford to buy an iPhone even if you can't afford a nice home or a nice car nice they are a low-cost item. It's overpriced for a phone but phones in general cost nothing compared to a sailboat. I always wonder what kind of street-shitting curry bottom-feeders thos"Apple is a poverty brand."e shills who imply you must be a "poorfag" if you don't buy Apple's garbage.

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Still don't get why people buy these shitty "coffee". Just take a machine and make it yourself it's far better, not longer and cheaper

>drinking coffee

Its what poor people buy so they can look rich.

because "getting coffee" for some people is more about the social task rather than the coffee itself.

theres a reason that high-grade employers will have their HR people go out and grab dozens of coffees from overpriced places even when they have great in-house coffee machines.

I see

I see niggers in Da Hood bragging about iPhones. Nu-gangstas treat it like the next best thing since golden chains and spinning rims.
Of course it's a poverty item

But what if I would rather have coffee every day than a phone that I'll pay off in 2.5 years?

How will iPoorfags ever recover?

If you're dumb, usually you're poor.

If you buy Apple products is because you're dumb.

Therefore, you buy Apple products because you are poor. You make poor people choices. You are not money smart.

>medical grade caffeine pills

Imagine the sales pitch...
>"Exercise is for faggots! Let your heart do all the work!!"

>"Audrey..."

>having coffee every day

What did he mean by this?

>me trying a phone, from this single brand, from a decade ago is indicative of the current performance of the devices from said brand
user, I know this is just retarded (You) fishing but could you at least try to make an argument that couldn't be easily debunked by mentioning that device you tried was the literal first iPhone?

>me trying a phone, from this single brand, from a decade ago is indicative of the current performance of the devices from said brand
user, I know this is just retarded (You) fishing but could you at least try to make an argument that couldn't be easily debunked by mentioning that device you tried was the literal first android phone?

>t. iToddler

>$56/month
i could get fucking live TV for less than that

I swear I've seen this exact same thread like 5 times the past two weeks

Who the fuck gets a meme coffee a day apart from brain dead blonde hipster sluts?

apple's main consumer base consists of uneducated white-trash.

>Iran
Ya, apple isn't exactly on friendly terms with Iranians for some reason.
>South Korea
Probaby because its the place where samsung and LG come from
>Japan
Now come on, no way there are poor.
>Switzerland
See above
>Spain
See above
>Austria
see above

The table seems to correlate more with faggots and SJWs than wealth.

iTODDLERS BTFO

>tfw too rich for an iPhone