Dirty phones

Why don't you use wet wipes?
Do you need to tell everyone about your IP 68 phone?

Window cleaner and toiler paper.

I'm a glass baby

What about oleophobic layer?

I've never had to do it, but I imagine a slightly damp towel or wetwipes, maybe even some watered down cleaning product would be fine?

>immunodeficient soyboy

No because I'm not a fucking soyboy who gets hospitalized thanks to a flu.

My phone is clean! Even proved this to someone by licking my phone's screen screen once.

My friend licked his phone screen in front of me once and I audibly gagged.

IP67 for me, but p much, yeah

I don't, and as a result I have a strong immune system. I only wash my hands after taking shits and I get sick like once a year.

Means your phone is dirty and you assumed your friends' was too.

>namefag
>girl (male)
>complete retard
Pottery

I ejaculate on it.

baby wipes or a damp dish cloth

Enjoy your scratched screen.

>assblasted
>dirty
>completely retard
Pottery

why don't they just take the case off

>baby wipes
Just use a cotton piece of cloth with some perfume. That's how I clean my phone.

>perfume
Dude, stop having autism

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It contains alcohol. It cleans nicely.

And mineral oil, which is bad for the glass.

Let me guess, you always wash your hands before touching your smartphone? Or do you just wash it after every touch?
Unless you do either, which would imply severe mental disorders, it's worse than licking your hands before washing them for a day. In which case, please go back to special ed.

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I've been doing it since my first phone, Nokia 8210. None of them had any problem.

My hands aren't dirty to begin with, you filthy fuck.

Do you live in a hospital ward? No? Ever shook hands? Then they are, you filthy piece of scum.

>do you just wash it after every touch?
Pretty much this.
I even use KDE connect to receive and answer calls/SMS so I don't even get near my phone.

I just sandblast it

No, they aren't, you filthy fuck.

Repeating a lie doesn't make it true, disgusting pig

>comparing NOKIA to current gen phones

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>he doesn't even know that his hands are dirty
Back to special ed with you fucktard

>he thinks hospitals are the cleanest places in the world

Sure, there are cleaner places like Martian vehicle assembly rooms and various science labs where any impurity whatsover is downright unacceptable, but I don't think it would have gotten the point through to a fucktard who doesn't know his hands get dirty when he goes outside his basement

I said my first. There have been more phones: Nokia 7610, 6630, N70, N80, N95-8GB, iPhone 4, 4S, Galaxy Nexus, Nexus 4, Xiaomi Mi A1 and a few more. All treated the same, never got any problem with either.

>living in filth
Some men really are pigs.

Actually I meant hospitals are even dirtier than your average house.
It's infested with MRSA and what's not, I got a pneumonia after going for regular tests.

>projecting not leaving your basement
as expected of a trap

I live in an apartment, on 3rd floor.

>All treated the same, never got any problem with either.
That's because you don't keep your phone for more than 2 years.
>Some men really are pigs.
You're mating with those pigs, madam.

Well okay, that's a new one for me. Too much faith in modern medicine, I guess?

>she unironically believes her hands are clean
You really are retarded, aren't you

having hands that are 100% clean and bacteria free (assuming that's even possible on daily basis, outside of sterilizing them every two minutes) would be detrimental for your skin
you realize that, right?

roasties btfo

>That's because you don't keep your phone for more than 2 years.
What? I used my Nexus 4 since launch day till this year. Also used my N85 since launch day till iP4 was already released for about half a year.

>You're mating with those pigs, madam.
I'm single since december (;

My hands, no everyones's. Yes, mine are clean.

And you have bacteria in your mouth too, yet you're still alive, you scum. When did I say anything about sterilization?

They aren't clean. Nothing cleans 100%. Keep telling yourself this, but you really should just shut the fuck up and accept the truth

Yes, they are clean, you filthy fat fuck.

When was the last time you disinfected (or at least wiped, dirty fuck) your:
>door knobs
>light switches
>refridgerator handle
>makeup bag
>keyboard
or left your shithole and touched something in public? Ever been grocery shopping and paid in cash? Touched a door knob, elevator button, anything?
Just off yourself you disgusting piece of walking garbage.

>he doesn't sterilise his hands in a UV crosslinker for 30 mins after touching anything.
wew

With alcohol.

Fahrenheit or C?

>projecting this hard

I do clean my apartment every week. Always wash my hands when I get home too.

>wash my hands when I get home
and you don't use your smartphone outside of home, yes?

they'll still be dirty because of dust in the air. we should just live in clean rooms free of all bacteria for the rest of our lives

>every week
filthy disgusting whore

No, not really.

Well then I stand corected, it might actually be clean. But, news flash, that does not hold true for people who do actually use their phones.
The fuck do you have it for anyway?

so you go through your day without anything that's ever been touched by others?
drop the act, you're detective Monk, aren't you?

Nah, it make sense if you think about it.
a place where all the sick gather.
That can't be good.
>I'm single since december (;
Don't worry lard doesn't get frozen in summer.

>door knobs
>light switches
>refridgerator handle
>makeup bag
>keyboard
With the exception of the makeup bag, yesterday.

You also piss with rainbow and shit marshmallows.

Or you are both hands amputee. Are you evading your ban btw?
Mortuary is breddy gud tho.

you don't use a screen protector?

Because I need a phone..?

What do I need to touch that others have touched? I also have cleaning gel in my purse.

What?

I use those alcohol wipes that you use to disinfect an injection site.

No, to all your questions.

So, wadding with sanitary alcohol.

>What do I need to touch that others have touched
anything outside of your house?

Such as..? Be more precise.

The door? Literally anything

>The door
Most are electric and the ones that aren't I push them with my foot.

any door
anyone's hand
the handle of a shopping basket
the door of your car

i mean, fucking really? you have a disposable wipe for all of those? that's a medical condition, you know?

post bobs

First see this I wash my hands when I get home, so the shopping basket is not an issue. The door of my car can open by otself from the remote.

>disposable wipe
No, I have cleaning gel, I told you.

are you really this autistic about placebo cleanliness, you should really get that checked out

>placebo cleanliness
It isn't. Plus, I'm supposed to, I'm a pharmacist. We get often controls in terms of sanitation there.

I cannot believe you are this retarded and a pharmacist. Please be trolling

He doesn't use his smartphone outside of home
I was wondering if it's autism or special ed, glad to see it's just the former

What exactly casifies me as "retarded"? How did you come up to this conclusion?

i see, then you genuinely have a mental illness. Sorry to have been making fun of you.

You're not retarded user, just an autist. Don't worry

I really don't, otherwise I could not work here.

But what about the doors that are not electric and are not push, you know the ones with knobs? Just stand there and wait for a filthy man to come by and open it for you?

Well you are not normal, but definitely are not retarded. Nobody I know is that much of a clean freak. Sorry, had to deal with too many of my mother's special ed students recently.

Paper towel and hand sanitizer. And no, I don't have a screen protector, and no, I don't have a waterproof phone. It is however scratch free and clean

That's a solution. Or just open it normally and remember to use cleaning gel later.

I do like cleanliness, so there's that.

and then he breathes heavily on you, saying "hello m'lady, you look like you need someone to open this door for you", then tips his fedora

Just use a disinfecting wipe, or if your phone is IP67 or 68 just run it under the faucet with some dawn dish soap.

Also reminder to keep your grubby dick beaters clean. You people are disgusting.

>>>/rules/global/2

xD

Your penis.