How to get a girlfriend? I need a one? How can I find one

I need a girlfriend? How can I find a girlfriend?
How to get woman as a friend
I am 18 years old don't have any friends.
I am stalking woman on Facebook. I don't have any fucking friends.
I love to stalk every woman from 18-29 on Internet. I am doing this from 2014 and I was 14 age. I do alone secretly.
It is my favourite hobby. No ones knows it even my parents & my family because if they find out that I am stalking woman on the Internet they won't be happy :)
I stalked woman on Facebook from 18-29 age in my another account and threatened them for not adding me has a friend.
I need gf especially from 18 age and wanna touch young woman in public also sleep with them.
I wanna f*** young woman with their consent anyway
If she say no to sex then I won't fuck her.
I hate marriage and fuck it.
I hate an arrange marriage. I hate all marriage.
I am so much sexually frustrated and I wanna sleep with woman.
I will fuck her with consent.
If she say no to sex then I won't fuck her.
How to masturbate sexy woman in public without getting caught?
How to stalk sexy woman in public without getting caught?
I prefer to have more sexy awesome woman friend mostly from that shares same age I have.
I have nothing against have a male friend but I prefer more sexy woman friend.
I love an awesome sexy woman.
I kiss my smartphone screen when I see beautiful sexy an awesome woman pics especially when I see pictures of beautiful sexy hot good woman on Facebook and Twitter etc.
How to have fucking premarital sex? I wanna lose my virginity.
Fat woman are ugly even sexy fat woman are bad as fuck.
I like taller sexy hot woman.
I do masturbate 7 times a day. It is changed from 5 to 7 times.
Please help me to get an awesome good hot taller girlfriend in an alternative way.

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Also,

I don't like prostitute and hookers

I am not against prostitute but won't sleep with prostitute.

I don't f*** prostitute.

I HAVE TOILET IN MY HOUSE.

I DON'T SHIT IN STREET.

I DO BATH DAILY.

I LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

I AM SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED AND I NEED A GF THAT SHARES SAME AGE AS ME SO I WANNA F*** HER WITH HER CONSENT.

I am not in college still in home schooling Grade/Class 12.

Homeschool exam in India thug to pass.

I WON'T STOP POSTING THIS UNTIL I GET A HOT SEXY GOOD GIRLFRIEND.

My girlfriend can be white, indian and black etc.
But she must requirements
My Girlfriend requirements
1.) Taller than me.
2.) Intelligent.
3.) Beautiful
4.) Hot.
5.) Awesome
6.) Must hold neutral political views.
7.) Should share and talk to me.
8.) Her age must be from eighteen to twenty-nine
9.) Good liberal.
10.) Atheist.
11.) Westernised.
12.) She must working on a good company.
13.) Also femdom.

Solution to get a girlfriend in a simple easy method.

Idgaf what this board is about?

I really need a gf.
I will keep posting this thing until I got a girlfriend remember that?

I am beautiful Indian.
I do bath daily at every morning with branded soap, shampoo and oil.
I am olive skin.
Help me please!!!!

My stalking woman hobby is increasing. Nobody gonna know it. It is a confidential.

One more thing about my smartphone and computer is

I don't let anyone to use my phone because it contain lot of fucking privacy stuff. Good thing I created an user account in my phone so when someone use my phone I put phone in another user mode.

Even my gf or any friends including male will not have access to my private stuff.

I will stalk my gf because if she cheats

When my dad and anyone wanna use my phone for calling someone. I switch the phone to an another user account. I won't caught
My phone have 2 user account with password and third one is for someone to use my phone.
I switch my phone to 3rd user account while giving someone for example my parents and someone else so they won't find out

My computers have two user account.

One is personal account with private stuff.

Another one is for everyone who want to use my PC with standard user

not politics you stupid living piece of shit

I really don't like boys but don't hate all of them.

I hate FB and any social networking site.

Reason

I had 2 female FB friend one from an Indian and an another one British in 2014

They both unfriendly me since 2015. Idk why I never ask them about boobs and shit.

I used to talk to them and sometime they might feel uncomfortable to me I think.

I helped their PCs and any an electronic devices problem.

Idk why they unfriended me???? Why I use to talk to them.

Why????.

That is the reason I hate social networking site.

IDC.
/POL HAS MORE USERS AND THEY WILL EASY SIMPLE WAY ADVICE TO GET GIRLFRIEND IN 1 DAY AS IT IS HARD TO GET GIRLFRIEND IN INDIA DUE TO SHITTY SOCIETY

build a secure/secret room where you live and successfully kidnap a female woman
might take awhile, but she'll eventually come around and not be afraid of you

I interacted opposite sex little bit when I was in school

I need to find gf in easy way and i won't stop posting it until I get a hot sexy gf.

Unfortunately in my school day i was shy talk to girls. I only talk few girls in my school day and forget their name.


I didn't have male friends because they hate me for no reason.

I prefer more female friend so fuck you.

Those girls in school probably grow up and in college. I don't want go back to school. Homeschooling exam thug to pass.

I used to live in different city for 12 years due to parents transfer so we moved to new city from 2003.

Now I am in this city that where I born there.

In school i got buillied and couldn't handle that why quit. Also other reason i quit school.


I need hot sexy gf in easy way.

So remember I done schooling in different city.

I quit school since 2013.

I am so sexually frustrated and need hot sexy gf from 18-29 age.

Arranged marriage seems like the way to go for you OP. If you want more control, you're gonna need more money.

I HATE KIDNAPPING AND IT WON'T HELP ME TO GET GIRLFRIEND

I HATE ARRANGE MARRIAGE.
I HATE CONSERVATIVE WOMAN.
I BELIEVE LIVE IN RELATIONSHIP

I love to be get molested by sexy woman on public in bus, metro (subway) and uberpool etc etc and they can touch my private parts.

Just imagine Stranger sexy woman passenger molesting me especially in uberpool and also in metro (subway). I will like it.
I will stalk my girlfriend without her consent because if she cheats.

There is nothing wrong stalking woman

Person becomes sex offender if he stalks woman. This law doesn't make sense.

Everyone including woman should understand there is nothing wrong stalking woman.

I wish sexy taller woman stalks me.


I will care, share and talk to my girlfriend and she will do same thing to me.
My girlfriend can dominate me femdom.
My girlfriend should be liberal, taller, working woman, an atheist, hold neutral political view, beautiful, femdom and good liberal.
Her age can be from 18 to 28.

I am lonely and need a female friend.

THIS SEXY WOMAN SEDUCED 14 YEARS OLD. SHE DIDN'T shitting his pants and doing nothing WRONG AND SHE SHOULD BE FREE. I WISH SEXY WOMAN SEDUCED ME WHEN I WAS IN TEENAGER.

I REALLY WANT SEXY WOMAN TO SEDUCED ME.

youtu.be/-_blqp0XBs8

I WILL HAVE GIRLFRIEND NOT JUST FOR SEX AND I WILL CARE, TALK AND SHARE TO HER. SHE WILL DO THE SAME THING TO ME.

MY GIRLFRIEND WILL BE WORKING WOMAN.A

1st crush

I was just stalking this woman on Facebook.

It is her photo of fb and also means it can show only to friends and mutual friend.

I won't tell her name.

She knows me in real life and meet her somewhere in my dad friend and she doesn't like me.

She didn't even add me as a friend in my real fb account. So i stalk her.

I have one of her friend added in my another FB account.

He accepts it without checking the account.

She look so beautiful

I just censored the photo of her so no one able to trace her.

I won't tell her name.

Recently she uploaded new photo on FB.

She looks so beautiful and I wish I can fuck her.
I WILL KEEP POSTING IT UNTIL I GOT A HOT SEXY AN AWESOME TALLER ATHEIST GIRLFRIEND.

I LOVE TO BE DOMINATED BY TALLER AN AWESOME SEXY WOMAN.

Deal with it.

I NEED GF.

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Second crush.
Also stalking her.
I just heard she is most sensitive about her privacy on internet. Keep violating it.
Some of her fb friend accept my fake account request without checking it so I can stalk her

I completely stalking her.
She is most cute and have a liberal boyfriend as she is from liberal family.

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Third Crush

I even masturbate her sometime.

Some of all my crush friend accept my fake fb request so I can watch them

Idk why most people and most woman hates stalking woman.

Stalking woman is good even in public as long woman didn't get killed.

STALKING woman is my second favourite hobby.

Law also stupid the person stalking a woman why he should be in sex offender even it didn't harm her????

Stalking woman is good in my opinion

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4th crush.

Some of her friends on fb accept my fake request without checking my profile.

So I can spy on her in FB.

When I was in school. She used to flirt me when I was 10-11 and flirting stop because of two reason first is that school start to segregate sex and in that school if teachers and principal see that that opposite sex talking to each other then both would be punished and she left that school and 2 years older than me and I was so shy to talk to her.

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She is my 5th crush.
When I was in new school before quitting it too in 2013.
She used to flirt me but I was fucking shy talk to her.
She doesn't like me anymore
In every night I visited her facebook profile and kiss every her photo on my smartphone.
Some of her foolish friend accepted my friend request so I can spy on her.
She is 19 years old.
I did something too her on internet because she start to dislike me when I quit school in 2013 which not gonna fucking disclose.

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Try tinder or some dating app. You're posting too much, I worry they will delete your thread.

6th crush.
Almost Same story as 5th crush.
She most hottest.

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>asking the incel capital of the internet how to get a girlfriend

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I hate social media site like tinder

SEE THIS

YOU BRITISH MAN I AM NOT AN INCEL
GET LOST IF YOU CAN'T HELP ME
ONE GOOD THING IN BRITISH INDIA WAS THAT ALL BRITISH ERA BRIDGES, RAILWAY BRIDGES AND CANALS ETC ARE SO GOOD QUALITY MADE AND THEY STILL WORK.

7th crush.

She is 18 years old

Her big sister is the 2nd crush.

It is 2nd crush sibling.

She is too hot.

I able to stalk 7th crush

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8th crush.

She is the friend of the 5th crush.

Both are in same college.

She is so hot and I spying her on FB

I also stalk her.

Stalking woman is my best hobby

5th crush didn't tell her college but I able to know by using stalking method on Facebook.
Hahahahahhaaha. I seen her college photo.

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9th crush

She is so hot.
She is the friend of my 5th crush.

She is so beautiful without even makeup.


I wish she fucks me.

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10th crush.

I am stalking her on Facebook.

She is so fucking hot without makeup.
I wish she stalks me and molest me in public although she don't know me.
She is the friend of 3rd crush.
She is from liberal family and she has a boyfriend.
She is so beautiful and sexy.
Thanks to some of her friends accept my fake facebook account request so I can spy/stalk her.

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11th crush.

I also stalk her on Facebook and it is so easy because her friend accept my fake account request.

They visited Switzerland and from rich family.

She is the friend of the 5th crush.

She don't know me. I am knowing more information about her.

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My 12th crush.

She is so hot.

I able find her few friend list thanks to her background FB page those who liked it.

Her facebook profile is so private.

Luckily one of her friend accept my fake facebook account so I can stalk her.

Luckily I found one of her friend accept my fake fb account otherwise it would be it is impossible to stalk her.

Her Facebook Photo privacy is friend and mutual friends. So that means her friend and mutual friends can see it that also mean I can see because one of her friend accepted request on Facebook without checking my account.

She don't know me and I am collecting information about her.

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Try to remain cool, your desperation for a woman might be what's scaring them away. Stalking scares them too. Ask them questions and listen, don't overtalk.

12th crush profile

One of her friend luckily accept my fake facebook account request without checking.

If one of her friend didn't accept then I couldn't stalk her.

It is one of my school bully friend.

So she lives in different city

I didn't send any friend request to my bullies.

I able to stalk my crush because one of my crush friend accept fake facebook account request without any checking.

I didn't send any fake facebook account friend request to my bullies from my account

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>ONE GOOD THING IN BRITISH INDIA WAS THAT ALL BRITISH ERA BRIDGES, RAILWAY BRIDGES AND CANALS ETC ARE SO GOOD QUALITY MADE AND THEY STILL WORK.
Uh... you're welcome? I guess?

THEY WOULDN'T KNOW MY STALKING HOBBY YOU SON OF A BITCH

Bait und copypasta. Sage

Some today era bridges and flyover in india are using inferior quality. Check the news about it.

I NEED A GIRLFRIEND.
IF YOU CAN'T HELP ME THEN GET LOST YOU BRITISH MAN

Truth always shines through.

show bob an vagene

Fuck off

Dude you literally post the same shit over and over again. Just kys u shitskin

it won't help to get girlfriend

my skin is not shitskin you idiot

i will keep posting until i got girlfriend

my face

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Trying to help you brother. But I will fuck off as you request.

It will, try it

Girls love it when you ask them about their bobs and vagenes

>india
checks out
OPEN BOB

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NO IT WON'T HELP ME TO GET GIRLFRIEND
if you can't help me then fuck off
Fuck off i need a girlfriend

I NEED A GIRLFRIEND

OPEN POO IN BOB LOO
VAGEEEEEEEEEEEENE

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STOP TALKING ABOUT POO.
I POO IN LOO.
I KNOW THAT YOU SON OF A BITCH

I NEED GIRLFRIEND

>a literal Phajeet
>india flag
>broken english
>desperate for gf

Checks out

Just buy a wife dumbass you're in Shitland

POO IN THE LOOFAH
IF A WOMAN OFFERED TO POO ON YOUR CHEST YOU WOULD ACCEPT

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I HATE HUMAN TRAFFICKING.
FUCK YOU
I AM BEAUTIFUL OLIVE INDIAN.
YOU IDIOT

Prove it, show a picture of your loo right now.

Fuck off.
Sorry it is already flushed in the morning so fuck off.
IF YOU CAN'T HELP ME THEN FUCKING GET LOST

>human trafficking
>country where arranged marriages still exist

Definitely not one of those smart indians are you?

I HATE MARRIAGE.
I HATE CONSERVATIVE WOMAN.
I BELIEVE LIVE IN RELATIONSHIP AND IT IS GOOD

nice thread

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just be your self lmao

This guy has the same thread up on /leftypol/ right now. Sage.

>already flushed in the morning

A rainstorm irrigating a street isnt a loo

i AM BUT IN INDIA IT IS THUG TO GET GIRLFRIEND IN INDIA DUE TO SHITTY CONSERVATIVE SOCIETY.
TELL AN ADVICE SIMPLE EASY WAY TO GET GIRLFRIEND OR YOU BETTER GET OUT

I am tried of that impersonator.
I NEED AN ADVICE

YOU BRITISH MAN!

He's probably the same Indian from 8pol, they doxxed him awhile back.

>country with 1 billion plus shitskins
>can't get a gf

You must be the epitome of a beta

Also see only one good thing in British india
timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/british-era-bridges-were-better-panel/articleshow/62857604.cms

Why did you give them their freedom? You could have prevented this

BUT THEY GOT WRONG LOCATION HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
THAT WHY I AM NOT SCARED HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I CHALLENGED YOU TO VISIT THAT BUILDING YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS AN ELECTRONIC MARKET PLACE. I GO THERE TO BUY A NEW CHARGER USB FOR MY MOTOROLA.

IN 10 SEPT 2018 IN THAT SAME PLACE I BOUGHT NEW SMARTPHONE.

ALSO MOTOROLA IS NO LONGER MY SMARTPHONE

>OR YOU BETTER GET OUT
what are you going to do, curry nigger? throw poo at me?

Because of racism in british india.
although british allowed Indians to join ICS and INDIAN police but they didn't allow high post to Indians.

FUCK OFF

I NEED A GIRLFRIEND YOU FOOOL!

Post a pic of yourself so people can give you advice what to do and fix so you can get a hot gf

Yeah, it's him.
Based and redpilled
I think it's funny as fuck tho, literal you're the shitpost Shiva

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Also they gave freedom because Indian in british indian army losing loyality you foool because of racism

I need a girlfriend.

I ALREADY DID IT.
SO FUCK OFF

FUCK OFF IF YOU CAN'T HELP ME

Try smearing poo all over your body and wait for girls in the loo.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ll0GCPFpNQs

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>find (1)one woman in your life
>could be your mom, sister, neighbour, lecturer, etc
>ask them how do I improve as a person to be more likable
>follow through advice that makes sense to you
>ask said woman to introduce you to other women
>?????
>profit

Also see only one good thing in British india
timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/british-era-bridges-were-better-panel/articleshow/62857604.cms


if you can't give me an advice to get girlfriend in easy way then get lost

sorry indian society making me hard to get girlfriend due to fucking conservative.
NO!
IT WON'T TO GET A GIRLFRIEND

No joke, ask your mom to find you a wife

Wew lad. You’re hopeless, no wonder you have no gf

reported

go fuck yourself

NO
YOU FOOL.
I HATE MARRIAGE.
THEN FUCK OFF.
I NEED A GIRLFRIEND

SO WHAT.
I WILL KEEP POSTING UNTIL I GOT GIRLFRIEND.
I WILL GO OUT ONCE I GOT AN ADVICE HOW TO GET GIRLFRIEND IN SIMPLE EASY WAY BECAUSE IT IS HARD TO GET GIRLFRIEND IN INDIA DUE TO FUCKING SOCIETY.
/POL HAS MORE USERS AND ONE DAY THEY WILL HELP ME

Bich lasagna

Either shave the moustache or grow a full beard.

no.
I shave my beards in weeks ago again it started to grow so fast.
SO FUCK OFF IF YOU CAN'T HELP ME
I LOOK BEAUTIFUL YOU ANOTHER BRITISH MAN.

ONE GOOD THING IN BRITISH INDIA WAS THAT ALL BRITISH ERA BRIDGES, RAILWAY BRIDGES AND CANALS ETC ARE SO GOOD QUALITY MADE AND THEY STILL WORK.
timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/british-era-bridges-were-better-panel/articleshow/62857604.cms

Lf bf free gf

>Flag
Definite LARP
KYS faggot

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what it means?
I WON'T KILL MYSELF BUT HAD A SUICIDAL THOUGHT IN PAST YOU IDIOT

Buy one online

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You stay in Kolkata right?
So why can't you find a bengali girl they are pretty good, traditional, intelligent and loyal isn't it.

Because of shitty society.

Are you that Punjabi guy or konkai guy?

You able to guess the city where I live.
PUNJABI GUY DID IT

No Im not that guy, but I read in cripplechan cow board that you are from kolkata so asked.

Are you Gujarati Guy?

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