ITT: we design a website one line at a time

* display: none !important

OP btfo

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What was it?

into production it goes

alert('bitch lasanga')

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An stupid poster that did cut the last character.
youtube.com/watch?v=8FJTK_iNA5s

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Pretty shitty site so far lads.

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>no social media integration
>no responsive design
>no React.js
Nice website, nerds. What is this 1999?

install ubuntu
install ubuntu
install ubuntu
install ubuntu
install ubuntu
install ubuntu
install ubuntu

Not putting in the glorious install Gentoo link

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It's on the bottom, cut out from the original screenshot.

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I get a connection error when posting html?

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Absolute shit at making websites. Someone add some pretty to this before I barf.

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That's like 1000 year old HTML. It's just /> nowadays.

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body { background-color: #ccbf00; }

what are you talking about this is unironically kino

Are you guys proud

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good shit, thanks for delivering

publish it. to ohnononono.no

Love you user

faggots

so who is going to add google analytics

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MAC > LINUX

----{{{YOU ARE MY VISITOR # }}}----

BuzzFeed.com for all pop news

Get rekt faggots.
*>*{display:none!important;}

This site is part of the hentai tentacle loli webring

Just upload this file with other images without linking it, but forget to disable directory listings.

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{{ op.name }} is a faggot

I did the math and research. According to Wikipedia, the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi timed radius squared times height. This comes around as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches. Next I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an object mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 7.14 kg. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density of a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be .0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72 in cubed, I get .0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult male's volume.Assuming a lack of testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, balls ignored for ease, fucking a trap is only 2.19% homosexual.

I see there's now a python programming tutorial section on this new website.

Great minimalist site. I like it.

I was going to post the javascript for the site but there's a 2000 character limit on posting.

>PHP
>2018
HHHHAAAAAHHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA.........................................
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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responsive af
also maximum performance

.hedgehog{
display:block;
height: 140px;
width: 150px;
animation-name: example;
animation-duration: 5s;
animation-direction: reverse;
position: fixed;
animation-iteration-count: infinite;
transition-timing-function: ease-in;
transition-delay: 1s;
transition: width 2s, height 2s, transform 2s;
animation-fill-mode: forwards;
z-index: +1;
}

and here's the animation frames in a pastebin because Jow Forums thinks its spam otherwise pastebin.com/BXRHYvcg

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blocksyourpath.github.io/

Thanks user

PRs welcome, but please be mindful of the code of conduct. I especially welcome PRs from womxn and people of color.

Reddit

Op is a fag

*attempts to block your path*

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Traps aren't gay

Null void int sys.printsyntax."Helloworld"

pastebin.com/BnqzQRG9

github.com/blocksyourpath/blocksyourpath.github.io

Made on GNU/Linux.

install gentoo and ubuntu links not werkin lads wtf i expected better from professional fizzbuzzers

body{background-color:#000000;}
*{filter:blur(10px);}
*:hover{filter:blur(0px);}

Jow Forums fucks up when I post this here

pastebin.com/raw/UGZrxD6T

the internet

Didn't like my code, apparently. See
pastebin.com/raw/dt7jAzEp

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I'm as useful as you are

Hey, loading time is nothing. Good job!

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lmao at all this

OP, please replace this line with this one below for a more comedic effect:
pastebin.com/raw/1JhfLaZK

check'd

It's almost twice as much space as 1024 characters!

See pouet.net/prodlist.php?order=thumbup&type[]=1k&platform[]=JavaScript&page=1 and js1k.com

>tfw you knew what the first post was before you even entered the thread

this is glorious

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void(function(){do{with({})if(typeof true in this)throw{}instanceof new(class extends{}{})
else return delete{}
try{break}finally{yield}
continue
}while(false)})()
switch({}){case{}:{}}

Fucking kek.
Wait - does my computer have AIDS now? ;__;

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JEWTLER WAS HERE

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

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10/10 m8.

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