"Somewhere a True Programmer is training to replace you. He is coding with minimum CPU or memory, on obsolete systems, day and night. The only thing clean about him is his code. He doesn't worry about what algorithm to use ---his code runs how it runs, and he runs it until it can handle every conceivable corner case. The True Programmer doesn't care "how hard it is"; he knows he either gets it done or starves. He doesn't go home at 5:00; he is home. He knows only the Job. Now, who wants to quit?"
"Somewhere a True Programmer is training to replace you. He is coding with minimum CPU or memory, on obsolete systems...
Ethan Stewart
Carter Rodriguez
Noah Lewis
That's bullshit designed to excuse and justify decades of flagrant immigration fraud to use pseudo competent poo in loos as strikebreakers. You want to crash the tech bubble with no survivors? End the H-1B, deport those already here, and allow wages to rise to their natural equilibrium point.
Colton Long
I licked a negro once.
Henry Davis
CALLING IT. NO SHITSKINS CAN EVER BE AS BASED AS LE whyte Man with code. Ever.
Hitler was a good guy. He ruined the earth less than the Jews.
Now look what the Jews do to Us for saving them!!!!!!
Jaxon Price
>a true programmer
>not an advanced AI
Lincoln Lee
Sorry, could you repeat the question?
Christopher Lopez
That was written by a boss who expects his slave programmers to work every moment of every day
Adrian Reed
"Somewhere a True Programmer is training to replace you. He is coding with minimum CPU or memory, on obsolete systems, day and night. The only thing clean about him is his code. He doesn't worry about what algorithm to use ---his code runs how it runs, and he runs it until it can handle every conceivable corner case. The True Programmer doesn't care "how hard it is"; he knows he either gets it done or starves. He doesn't go home at 5:00; he is home. He knows only the Job. Now, who wants to quit?"
Adam Roberts
"Somewhere a True Programmer is training to replace you. He is coding with minimum CPU or memory, on obsolete systems, day and night. The only thing clean about him is his code. He doesn't worry about what algorithm to use ---his code runs how it runs, and he runs it until it can handle every conceivable corner case. The True Programmer doesn't care "how hard it is"; he knows he either gets it done or starves. He doesn't go home at 5:00; he is home. He knows only the Job. Now, who wants to quit?"
Ayden Hughes
Sorry could you repeat the question?
Jayden Gutierrez
"Somewhere a True Programmer is training to replace you. He is coding with minimum CPU or memory, on obsolete systems, day and night. The only thing clean about him is his code. He doesn't worry about what algorithm to use ---his code runs how it runs, and he runs it until it can handle every conceivable corner case. The True Programmer doesn't care "how hard it is"; he knows he either gets it done or starves. He doesn't go home at 5:00; he is home. He knows only the Job. Now, who wants to quit?"
Tyler Brown
Facts
Wyatt Hernandez
"Somewhere a True Programmer is training to replace you. He is coding with minimum CPU or memory, on obsolete systems, day and night. The only thing clean about him is his code. He doesn't worry about what algorithm to use ---his code runs how it runs, and he runs it until it can handle every conceivable corner case. The True Programmer doesn't care "how hard it is"; he knows he either gets it done or starves. He doesn't go home at 5:00; he is home. He knows only the Job. Now, who wants to quit?"
Mason Green
That "true programmer" will also attempt to rape Helen in accounting.
Brody Williams
Sorry could you repeat the question?
Jace Gutierrez
"Somewhere a True Programmer is training to replace you. He is coding with minimum CPU or memory, on obsolete systems, day and night. The only thing clean about him is his code.He doesn't worry about what algorithm to use ---his code runs how it runs, and he runs it until it can handle every conceivable corner case. The True Programmer doesn't care "how hard it is"; he knows he either gets it done or starves. He doesn't go home at 5:00; he is home. He knows only the Job. Now, who wants to quit?"
Owen Watson
now real talk, as a code monkey it is your moral duty to do the minimum necessary to keep you in the job/get that achievement you are eyeing. Anything over it is free work, charity. Even if your employer is worthy of your charity, doing free work fucks up the job market for everyone
second, always discuss salaries and ask for a raise at the same time as your coworkers. Your loyalty should lie with your fellow plebs, not with the ruling class
Cameron Martin
I do.
Aiden Rivera
Sensible
Carter Turner
> He doesn't worry about what algorithm to use ---his code runs how it runs
That's a pajeet alright.
Andrew Kelly
>pajeet
>code runs
not fucking likely
Landon Morales
His code runs how it runs...with a compiler error.
Cooper Lee
This would be true if the third world was running on C64's or lesser hardware, and complex programs were the norm
But it runs at absolute worst on Pentium 3's and simple programs that would easily run on a C64
Jayden Turner
What is H-1B mister?
Jason Taylor
Witnessed.
Chase Howard
Somewhere a True Poogrammer is training to replace you. He is pooing with the minimum toilet paper, on defecated streets, day and night. The only thing clean about him is his unused toilet. He doesn't worry about what street corner to poo in---his poo runs how it runs, and he runs it until it can handle every conceivable street corner. The True Poogrammer doesn't care "how hard it is"; he knows he either shits now or soils himself later. He doesn't go home at 5:00; the street is home. He knows only the poo. Now, who wants to poo?"