K is for KDE, polished and clean

K is for KDE, polished and clean,
O is for On my computer machine!
N is for Nothing is gone from your features,
Q is for Qt, your toolkit and creatures!
Thanks to all that (and some more!) you see,
I is for I LOVE YOU, KDE!!!!!

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Hi konqiposter

Hi kutie!

KDE is bloatware, but Konqi is Qt

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t.

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G is for Goodness, what IS that thing?
N is for No thumbs while file-picking!
O is for Out with the features you use,
M is for Memory footprint too huge!
(And speaking of footprint, that logo? No way!)
E is for Eww; what else can I say?!

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O is for Old, but reliable
P is for Practicality
E Easy on resources
N is for No bloat
B is for only Based people use it
O is for Out with the normies, REE THIS IS MY JOINT
X is for I install Xfce for normies, and keep openbox for myself

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>The current state of KrapDE
imgur.com/a/W9vP5

A bundled calculator is bloatware

Get a professional calculator like speedcrunch

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>A bundled calculator is bloatware
says the unproductive NEET

Professionals actually use REPLs of certain software packages for calculators.

That didn't really rhyme, but good poem anyway!

>single click to open files

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this is cringiest than the thread about mental illnesses (or maybe it's related?)

KDE is NOT kringey! It is professional and stylish!

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granny needs a standar calculator too

Based konqiposter

speedcrunch is too hard for granny to use

footfags absolutely BTFO with no hope of recovery

I agree that this is actually a pretty retarded default, but it's just a single option you change in the mouse settings

HI GUYS KAN YOU MAKE A POEM ABOUT ME TOO

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Greatest post ever made about a DE

He even dresses up!

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I want to fuck that mascot

>copying files in background is 'problematic'
bugs.kde.org/show_bug.cgi?id=162211#c33

I love babby dragons, especially love you Konqi

Konqi has tons of kute outfits!
Konqi is NOT for lewds!

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