Give me some Jow Forums memes
Jow Forums Humor thread
Henry Bennett
Dylan Scott
Jaxson Gonzalez
#include
int main() { *std::unique_ptr(); }
Sebastian Turner
Justin Carter
The hero we don't deserve
Alexander Rivera
Wow 4 objects with C++
Jonathan Diaz
this picture is wrong, there should be no object with C
Landon Johnson
It's the memory leak.
Noah Cooper
Brayden Bell
C++ brainlet here:
does x(nullptr) mean initialize it to null? why is it between parentheses and not unique_ptr x = null?
Jose Rivera
Because it's a class.
Blake Davis
Because sepplesfags wanted four ways to initialize an object variable.
Tyler Thomas
Let me help you out op
Thomas Watson
John Brooks
Ayden Garcia
Owen Evans
>windows
Daniel Johnson
Lincoln Gray
>2011
I want to go back
Zachary Howard
Jace Gray
Henry Lewis
I feel you user...
Juan Bailey
Camden Garcia
based af
Blake Walker
Levi Gray
James Hall
Matthew Kelly
Robert Roberts
does anyone have the one about what different it roles think of each other? it was a table with programmer, manager, sysadmin, analyst, etc.
Dominic Hall
chuckled
Nathaniel Wilson
nvm found it :)
Juan Bailey
Rust should be two dudes because it's for faggots.
Joseph Anderson
Be careful walking on that edge user
Cooper Hughes
Gavin Hall
as a sysadmin this is accurate
John Powell
Thomas Turner
Evan Green
make an edit version, replace java with guy + toilet, C with C#, C++ with C and add pink hair to the rust cuck + soy
Caleb Clark
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Carter Hernandez
This is amazing. Based Stallman.
Gabriel Butler
Andrew Phillips
Connor Sanchez
>designers would be shocked to learn they need photoshop in school
Anthony Reyes
>Imagine being at computers
>so fat you look and see food
Asher Garcia
Noah Morgan
Joshua Fisher
Genius
Gabriel Morgan
Charles Reyes
Ayden Carter
Lincoln Barnes
you may wanna fix the antenna... to much noise.
Wyatt Collins
As a sysadmin I agree.
Developers should only be allowed to use an isolated, segregated VLAN on non-domain joined devices. The only services that should be provided to them is WDS/MDT when they fuck up their device for the third time that week. They are convinced that they know about systems because they manage to copy and paste random code from webpages. Most of them would be unable to come up with a decent sort routine.
Designer are mostly mellow and don't ask for much other than fucktons of storage. Like who the fuck needs a 100Mb jpg?
Project Managers are usually as technically incompetent as devs, and much like devs, they don't even know it.
QA are generally OK, mostly oddballs and other freaks.
Ryder Ross
>zuo666
Jeremiah Murphy
fellow sysadmin here.
There are 4 IT people in my organization, two Web Developers, one E-Learning programmer and me. I have my own office now because my team colleagues wanted to get rid of me.Then again, they're ungrateful buttholes, all they ever do is complain about downtimes etc.
Owen Fisher
As a former sysadmin now project manager I would like to confirm everything this person has said and that I find it amusing.
Jose Garcia
There should be more SysAdmins moving into Project Management.
The majority of them I've worked with don't know anything about IT in general. The one I'm working with now double clicks hyperlinks.
I worked with one Project Manager a couple of years back that really knew his stuff and it was a fucking pleasure. AAA+++ would work with again
Carter Brooks
Fuck you
Joshua Reed
Am i supposed to see a happy merchant there?
Christopher Miller
I'm basically skirting this career path as an IS major. I know decent amount of both so I hope I don't seem like a brainlet.
Jose Campbell
I see a spurdo lmao
Jackson Mitchell
Aiden King
No the dude should turn into a woman.
Eli Sanchez
Sysadmin here, agreed.
Josiah Davis
hello rus friend
Sebastian Brooks
I was going to suggest Pascal for this, actually.
Leo Bennett
It is obvious, that it is better to be GNU/Linux fagget
Robert Gomez
This one always cracks me up.
Thomas Brown
U
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Fag
Brandon Long
Ehhh, developer here. I've been given root level access the company server and admin control over my company provided device by the sysadmin. But I also learn while I'm not at work and have a home server I maintain that I'm upgrading to a webserver.
I think that "coding" is being taught in many places where the emphasis is on memorizing and not on thinking with the tools given. This is because most people (including a few SAs) don't fully appreciate what good software development is. I'd say that a lot of my colleagues are chimps who have to be shown how to do something before they can replicate it and have too much hubris to realize that just because something is kind of related to computers doesn't mean they understand it.
By the same token, most sysadmin I've met think they're smarter than they are and regret their career choice.
So idk. We're all apes stepping on each other's toes because we're all paid to worry about different things