May i have a 1000 reply thread?

K

>43406nope, that's gonna be an unsubscribe from me

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Good Job

how was ur day btw

prove it right now

Is this really happening right now?

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don't make me post the /trash/ pastebin smut, boy

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prove it

ye we just need more people

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i have that filtered lole

k

don't make me do it

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dont just make posts here ok

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No

Shill

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lole no
you leave me no choice

why

You've always had an odd fascination for flowers and related life. You just might like plants more than the average person. And as a result, you've always wanted to have a personal connection with one. After you've tested and experimented for... you can't remember how long it's been, you've made a plant that fits your needs. Walking, talking, almost as tall as you (maybe 3/4ths as tall), and a total cutie. She dons black petals and a white face, with matching white eyes. For whatever reason, you also decided fangs would be nice. You just call her "Vampire Flower". All-in-all, she's everything you could have hoped for.

The sun has set. You lie in bed, trying to sleep. After tossing and turning, you just can't seem to do it. Suddenly, your door creaks open. You squint your eyes open and turn to the door. It's her. You slowly smile at her, and she smiles back while approaching your bed.

"Hey, user," she whispers. She approaches the bed slowly, hoisting herself up and lying next to you. Her head turns, and you return the stare.

"...What's the matter? Can't sleep or something?" You nod in response. A grin slowly appears on her face.

do it

"Maybe you just need some help." She slowly moves down, looking up at you while doing so. She moves the blankets out of the way and pulls down your boxers while grinning. Your face feels hot as you watch her. She holds up your dick with one hand and licks up it slowly. You shudder. She begins taking it into her mouth, bobbing her head up and down. You let out a quiet gasp and tense up. She progressively moves at a faster pace. Feeling her saliva around your throbbing dick envelops you in ecstasy. She closes her eyes and starts fondling you while sucking.

You rest a hand on the back of her head. You groan and cum into her mouth. She stops bobbing to swallow it down and pull off of your cock. She looks up at you with half-lidded eyes, lightly panting. She sighs, and you suggest something. She looks a bit surprised at first, but then she smiles at you and lies down on her back. You position yourself and lift up her red and white skirt, smiling down at her. You slowly push your cock into her, and her knowing grin slowly fades and her eyes start to close.

Once you've pushed all the way in, you let out a quiet sigh and her expression normalizes. You slowly begin to thrust in and out of her, making her slightly squirm and let out a small moan or whimper every now and again. You begin to thrust faster, making her infrequent sounds louder and more common. Rather than moving faster, you start thrusting harder.

"A-ah, user~..." Her smile is gone and she's looking slightly absentminded. You move faster and plunge your dick deeper into her, letting out a loud, pleasured moan. You put your hands next to her sides as you start to move at a constant speed. After keeping this consistency for a while, you can feel it building up inside of you.

"user~!! I-I love you! Cum inside of me, please! Fill me up~!!" You happily obey, giving one last hard thrust and flooding her insides with cum. You give a few more weak thrusts before pulling out, watching the cum slowly seep out. She rolls her head to the side, lightly chuckling. You lie down next to her and she snuggles up to you with a faint smile.

"...Maybe now you can fall asleep."

k

lets get to 1000 replies with this its fine

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dabs on u

kk

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Here's the location, botanical area 7, an amalgamation of genetic horrors and mysteries. You've been dragged in as a subject to be the human component in these odd creatures altered for Mankind's favor. The plant in particular? A large Heliamphora chimantensis, or a Marsh pitcher plant, with only one pitcher and a surprisingly large lid for its kind. You know those, they eat bugs by luring them in and simply waiting for the insect to come to rest within its "stomach", but this one has been changed for a veeeeeery specific behavior. Instead of the general digestive enzymes that reside within the cup of the plant, they've made it excrete something quite different. Aphrodisiacs. Usually these would be taken directly and injected, but as an excursion into science the researchers decided it would be best to see how direct skin contact suffices and interestingly, how it reacts in contact with your genitals. Well, they did expressly ask you to place your genitals within, might as well begin. You approach the plant and just unzip your pants you suppose.

dasvgf

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KKK

The peristome has a nice converging area, so you decide you might as well just place your cock there. You immediately notice how sticky the area is, but the smooth plant is actually quite nice to the touch. You aren't certain what to do next, but before you decide to venture further the liquids within the pitcher begin to swell just below the top, soaking your dick in the intense mixture. Your crotch heats up immensely and you find yourself grinding against the nook of the plant for some relief. The lid begins to close, giving you an extra surface to increasingly grind at. The heat, the smell, the texture is driving you wild as you drive yourself to fuck the "Mouth" of the plant even more, holding onto the surface it resides on. All you can think about is endlessly trying to receive pleasure from this waxy greenery as your speed up your pace against the plant. In your haze of excessive lust you almost missed that the plant's pitcher is actually beginning to constrict around your dick, giving a gentle suckling enhancing the pleasure of your crazed plant mating. As you just about near your end the pitcher constricts and gushes out even more aphrodisiacs, sending you over the edge and squirting the fluids everywhere. Orgasm after orgasm you empty your seed into the plant as you frivolously penetrate as far you can in a bestial need to impregnate something.

ass

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faggot

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You come to your senses minutes later, you see that the lid has returned to its upwards position, semen covering its underside and some trailing just below its peristome.

keikaku

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dabs

slab

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It took a bit of marsh walking, but you finally made it to one of the largest conglomerations of Zantedeschia or the lovely Calla Lily. Many people in this area consider them an invasive species, but you can't particularly overcome your enamor for them. Of course, you've been tasked with seeing how easily it would be to remove them, you accepted begrudgingly, but maybe you can get a few for yourself. What you like best about them is their large thick stems coupled with their upwards, almost majestic, flower. Sure, there were other flowers you were fond of, but something always drew you back to these specifically. Well it's time to get to work, age, color, species, you had to take all of these into account, you assume that even those planning to rip them up are interested in selling them as well, two birds with one stone it seems. A few snippets here and there, and you yourself already have a nice collection of the captivating flowers from several species, ranging from aethiopica to rehmannii in a variety of colors. After trudging about some more you decide to take a small rest next to a tree. You can at least get a good view of the field of flowers here, maybe make an estimate of them to make your job easy. Taking in the sights gives you a nice relaxing feel, sometimes it's good to admire nature itself, but in your gaze you spot quite a large specimen for Zantedeschia, in fact something seems off with its stem. Curiosity begins to take hold, and you start making your way to the oddity. In fact, this is much larger than what it looked from a distance, something is incredibly off with this Lily.

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cab

The flower's stem leads to a... large greenish body in which you can only describe as humanoid, upright you imagine it would dwarf you by a good amount, its equivalent of limbs are rounded at the ends where hands or feet usually reside. This is unlike anything you've seen, looking upon it just befuddles you even more. In your observation you notice the large flower begin to turn downwards towards you from its once stoic position, slightly surprising you. Walking around the large body only causes the flower to turn to face you. A shift in the dirt alerts you to the large creature slowly getting up, it's certainly taller than you by a good few feet and even wider than you yourself, giving it a chubby look to it. All you can do is watch in awe as it stands fully erect, both it, and interestingly yourself. Certain lumps on its "chest" give off a crude approximation of breasts, and just between its limbs it stands upon are folds that give the impression of a vagina. The lumbering flower makes a lazy step towards you, jiggling as it makes contact with the ground. A sense of dread comes over you, your gut is telling you to move but your legs won't respond, you're frozen in fear and other conflicting emotions which are probably contributing to your ever growing arousal. Another step and jiggle before it's mere inches away from you, your head just barely making it past its thighs. Small droplets hit your head, looking up you see the faintest bits of sap dripping from the flower head as it seems to stare down at you. Feeling in your legs begins to return, just as you think to run the large plant suddenly jolts its upper left appendage forward, knocking you to the ground with a thud.

sbad

rehab

crab

The lumbering plant then stands over you, a "leg" on either side of you. Suddenly it kneels down, landing its entire weight on you and knocking the air out of you, surprisingly though it's still lighter than what you expected. Feeling winded all you can do is stare as the creature sits motionless atop your waist, then it begins to move, grinding back and forth against your crotch, a small syrupy liquid dribbles from its own groin, soaking your pants. The pleasure is comforting, a gentle warmth enveloping your dick, every grind heightening the wonderful feeling. It stops, making you slightly sad, but a new feeling makes its presence. The Lily brings one of its rounded limbs to the belt, nudging downwards repeatedly, a few times it manages to hook onto it then loses its grasp soon afterwards. You bring your hands to your pants, the Lily lowers its nubs as its flowering head seems to watch them intently. Slowly you unbutton your pants and pull them down as far as you can, just barely managing to free your cock and balls. The nice cool air hits it, eliciting a small gasp from you. The Lily then brings one of its nubs to your dick, gently running up and down your shaft, it then moves to the underside, trailing from your balls to your glans. It then pushes your dick downwards, hitting the soft skin of the green majesty.

hot

and snad

Where's the masterlist of furry pokemon porn?

dog time

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The Lily begins to stand up, nub still on your dick, it pushes it slightly downwards even more. It clicks in your brain just as it slams back down onto your dick. The syrupy mess lubricating your entry in a swift motion, coating your dick and dribbling down your balls. The warmth increases tenfold on your dick as the Lily begins to slowly move back and forth. It stops again and begins to move up and down, slamming back down onto you, its mass wobbling with every landing. You place your hands on its massive thighs and begin thrusting every time it comes back down, even with what little space you have this makes it all the more blissful. You begin thrusting faster and faster, even without noticing that your partner has stopped moving, only contracting the very canal you're fucking. In an absolutely terrible move the Lily relaxes and suddenly gets up off your dick, moves both of its arm nubs to its crotch and slathers its arms in the mess of love juices, it moves a few steps back kneels and bows, bringing the head of the flower to the base of your cock. You have to fight touching your dick, but before you do that the flower brings both of its nubs to the sides of your dick, furiously jerking off your dick, the juices only quickening the pace. You dig your hands into the grass as you explode onto the flower, it unrelentingly keeps jerking you off as you unload every bit of cum you can onto it. Exhausted you lay there, the flower moving its arms to collect any it can, dipping its semen covered nubs into the flower's basin.

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she cute

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dont

rab

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that rude

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lob

jab

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slob

Get that trash off my board.

on my knob

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Rachael was lounging on a couch, with her printed exercise regimen in one hand and pen in the other one. Humming silently, she was looking at today’s schedule - an enormous column of exercises that were awaiting her today. After thoroughly running it down, stopping by some positions with her pen, she smirked. This one was unlike the other days on her timetable, and she barely could contain herself.
And with one fell swoop she crossed out the whole day.
“Done!” she said to herself, grinning broadly and baring her fangs. She dropped her old program on the floor and sprawled on the couch letting one of her legs down off the couch. But it was not like she could do it otherwise.
Ever since she started her cheat day, she just couldn’t stop. She fell in love with that lifestyle. And so, “just one day” became a week, then week became months. It was simply too good to give up on that. Especially that unlike with exercises, she wasn’t forced to give up anything. No one nagged at her if she was gorging on her second cake of that day, no one poked fun at her if she skipped some exercise due to strain or just laziness, she didn’t have to put up with feeling bad about just bumming around in her couch. It was simple – if nothing was to be done, then there’s nothing to worry about. And she loved it. Every single moment she spent lolling on the couch, each bite of a treat she couldn’t have before either at all or in amounts that she can have now, not having to put a stroke of work – she loved it, and thought she deserved it after all those years of hard work. And absolutely no consequences for not giving a care about her schedules!
Or so she thought.

like corn on a cob

The couch she laid on could easily hold even three laying people – now she was hogging it all alone. Her old favourite tank top, back in the day covering her breast and displaying her abs during the trainings now could barely even contain her prominent breasts, unwillingly creating an underboob. Her arms housing well trained muscles were now flabby and shapeless, being the shadow of what they used to be. Her abs? Long gone under the thick layer of fat manifested as two bulging fat rolls with a third in the making. None of her clothes could contain magnitude of her massive belly. But the draw of her body, the centerpiece of it, that once were her abs now are substituted by her massive derierre. It was pretty clear now, that her buttocks worthy of a pear shaped gal weren’t just effect of squats. She just had it since the beginning. Beautifully rounded bottom was shooting out of her short sweatpants – they were fighting a lost battle of encompassing her hills of flab. These buns were easily even wider than a person that would stand behind them, and for the record you wouldn’t want to find yourself behind these, because although appearing to be just a chunky black kitten, Rachael would ram you with quite a bit of a force, having her old spatial awareness in the new flabby vessel of hers. But what would be a massive seat without accompanying legs? Her well-toned limbs were now engulfed in flab, her thighs pressing and rubbing against each other whenever she stood or walked, and her calves, even though it was hard to store fat there for muscle building were pretty hefty. Every single move she made was resulting in setting the whole body in motion of jiggling, her fat rolls quaking and sagging a bit to cover whatever her sweatpants failed to guise, her buttocks shaking the longest of all her flab with thighs accompanying it in its oscillating.

check in with me

ok

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And she absolutely adored it. She loved the feel of her new body, heaving it all was so straining that she considered it an excellent exercise. And so it was treated by her as one, moving in cycles of her numerous meals on the course of couch – fridge – dining table – couch. She loved to play with it all whenever she was warming the couch, which was nearly always. And so she’s done it all – pinching her rolls, shaking her belly, massaging it, swinging her buttocks around, and slapping them. And it never bores her, always having time of her life whenever she felt like playing with it.
She looked at the clock and it struck her – it was dinner time. She groaned a bit as she was taken out of her daydreams and soon enough, out of the comfort of the couch. She stretched herself, meowing lingeringly as her body was taken out of bliss that it was experiencing on the couch. Listening closely, you could hear her tank top seams strifing for survival. She supported her head with her paws and attempted to do a sit up, but she was stopped in her tracks by her massive belly pressing against her knee, not to mention she barely managed to lift herself up.
“That counts as one… I think” she said to herself “Maybe even two, all things considered” she continued as she grabbed her fold and shook it, barely holding herself from giggling.

and do your job

her brother cute

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lay on the bed and give me head

With this breathtaking exercise finished, she put her second leg on the floor while pushing her upper half off the couch to get into a sitting position. Slowly she rose on the couch, presenting her devotion to gluttony and laziness in its fullest form on her ominously creaking palanquin. She was still taking half of the couch, but she didn’t care. There were more important things to take care of. She rocked back and forth a bit to help herself in getting up. And so she stood up on her tremendous legs, her body quivering incontrollably. She smiled to herself, taking a moment to witness her body in motion once more, wiggling her butt a bit to keep the quaking up. Then she slowly started walking to the dining room, stepping heavily on the floor, every step adding more vigor to her quaking flab. Finally she saw the armchair before her table holding a rich feast prepared earlier namely, a cake. A lot of it.
It was her favourite part of her exercises – being able to chow down on delicious pastry later, adding to her bulk. Now it serves her the same purpose, but now she doesn’t limit herself to just one cake. She had to make up for all these years which she wanted to just blimp out on those without caring about her regime. It was a dream come true, and seeing three copious blocks of cake filled her with glee, along with the fact that she had numerous treats in her fridge should she still be hungry after such a feast.

mmmmhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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dont have to ask, dont have to beg

Don't stop

juicy is my name

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>be in Equestria after freak accident involving horse dildo, candle wax, and an electrical outlet
>be an user of patrician taste, love both horse pussy and horse dick
>meet cute futa mare, hit it off, talk about all sorts of shit; what you used to to back on earth, her favorite hayburger toppings, etc
>actually start to grow close each other.
>decide one night after watching a hilarious cheesy comedy routine by Trixie and Starlight (OP garbage, no dick even), you two decide to do it
>get back to your comfy little cottage near Sweet Apple Acres, you can barely open and close close the door, with her hands wrapped around your shoulders
>and your right hand down the front of her shorts, fondling her apple sized balls, which were already moist, courtesy of her leaking pussy
>you manage to get the door shut just in time to be heaved onto you couch by you gf's Earth Pony strength. >you turn around just in time to catch her cut-off shorts in your face, the musk and pre-cum soaked article of clothing completely smothering your senses
>see her wearing only her skimpy underwear, her large balls hanging out each side, and her rod of steel hanging down a good 14 inches, almost completely hard at this point
>with a furious blush, she asks who wants to go first
>one small step for man, one giant leap for /mcg/.png
>give the head one long lick, top to bottom
>she lets out a husky moan, and softly grips the back of your head, instinctively pushing your head closer
>not that you needed any encouragement
>you dive in, taking the whole head and about 4 inches of maremeat into your throat, the times practicing with you dildo back on Earth is now reaping it’s sweet reward

sex is my game

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>she lets out an adorable squeak, grabs the back of your head with both hands, and pulls you as close to her crotch as you can go
> you let out a desperate choke as you oxygen supply dies, 10 inches of hot flesh bulging your your throat.
>Equestrian magic won’t let you get hurt though, Harmony demands you please your mare, and humans can do incredible things for the people (or ponies) they love
>you take it like a champ, the rich, fertile, cinnamon scent of you mare fills your brain as your put one hand on her flank, and the other fondling her balls and her soaked clit.
>she suddenly lets out a series of screams, and cums straight into your mouth and stomach, her balls pulsing with each shot
>you somehow manage to swallow most of it, but in the end, you can’t get it all
>some comes out your nose, the rest breaks the seal your lips has on her dick, spurting onto her thighs and you carpet
>fuck it, you were cleaning it this weekend anyway
>she falls onto the couch besides you, gasping and moaning with pleasure
>wait a second
>she only lasted like 1 minute
>this will not do, not at all
>wiping the excess cum off your lips, you look into her eyes as you slowly lick it off your fingers, one by one
>though her face is sweaty and her breasts heaving, her dick rockets up faster than a Marvel movie’s RT score
>”I-I’m sorry user” She says, looking away with a blush covering her cute muzzle “I tried to hold out l-longer, but your throat felt s-so good, and you’ve been so n-nice to me this whole time”
>holy shit, there are tears in her eyes
>she thinks she’s fucked up

sure, why not