Recommend me a distro to try drunk

I was gifted some alcohol, so I will finally have the tolerence to try something new. Recommend me a distro to try drunk!

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NO GENTOO. I will not have the time to compile everything before sobering up

If you can't install Gentoo before you're sober again, you need a faster computer.

try Calculate Linux then. It's also Russian, so it pairs well with alcohol.

DEEPIN OS
Last time I tried it, the translations in the App Store were hilarious

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you need more booze

Clearly, Aloonix.

Install CloverOS

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is cloveros meme? I want to install it for daily use

I have been using it since last may, and it has been the most usable desktop linux experience I've ever had. Plus the dev is a nice guy and will add any missing packages as he can, while trying to stick to being lightweight and minimal.

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Install Crux

I-Illya! I LOVE ILLYA!!!!!! I LOVE ILLYA!!!!

thanks, guess ill go for it. i just need to figure out how to get it to boot, xorg is bitching on me

use the fallback kernel

gentoo

slackware

Don't pee in it!

Honest answer, Ubuntu.

I run Debian and Slackware but I still have a soft spot for it. It's easy and comfy as fuck and great for daily use. Can't go wrong with it really.

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Install Gentoo, nigger.

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do this