How about some internet surveillance jokes? I've been trying to stock up on them.
Jow Forums humour
Joshua Murphy
Brayden Reyes
Luke Hall
Here's a total normie one.
>Hello, Gordon’s pizza?
>No Sir, this is Google’s pizza.
>Did I dial a wrong number?
>No Sir, Google bought the business.
>OK. Can you take my order please?
>Well sir, do you want the usual?
>The usual? You know me?
>According to your caller ID, the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with extra cheese, pepperoni and thick crust.
>OK! That sounds like it.
>May I suggest to you this time >ricotta, spinach and dry tomato?
>No, I hate vegetables!
>But your cholesterol is high.
>How do you know?
>Through the subscribers guide. We have the results of your blood tests for the last five years.
>OK but I do not want that pizza. I already take medicine.
>You have not taken the medicine regularly. Four months ago you only purchased a box of 30 tablets at Discount Pharmacy.
>I bought more from another pharmacy.
>It’s not showing up on your credit card.
>I paid cash.
>But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement.
>I have another source of cash.
>This is not showing on your last Tax return. So you got it from undeclared income source?
>WHAT THE HELL!! Enough! I’m sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp. I’m going to an Island without internet where there is no cell phone and no-one to spy on me.
>I understand Sir but you need to renew your passport as it expired 5 weeks ago. Bye!!
Lucas Allen
>this is what stallman actually believes
Maybe in burgerland, but I live in a first world country where corporations don't own the healthcare system among other things.
Isaac Lewis
Oh right, much better for your government to have that information
Jason Reyes
>>I have another source of cash.
>>This is not showing on your last Tax return. So you got it from undeclared income source?
>you can't have a hobby that can create income without paying tax on it
AMERICA!
Grayson James
Brody Rivera
me on the left
Nathan Butler
Logan Barnes
Astonishing how many people here seem to be stuck at the mental level of a 16 year old.