Mom ssh'd onto the VPS

>keeping your plans anywhere but your head
>sharing router with parents
100% underage

>daddy fingered my hostname

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kek

>Sister declines my pull request

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NO

>allowing your dad to even know the concept of a router password
>not establishing yourself as the master hacker computer wizard in your otherwise technologically illiterate family
lmaoing @ ur life right now

>Uncle Chester does a push into the main branch

>my cousin unpacked tarball with tar at first try

>user accidentally stares into my pihole

Jokes aside my parents who are in their late 60s post on both 4/8 chan and it's fucking weird

Your parents sound pretty cool user

>non pgp encrypting all your important documents

>mom keeps VM snapshots running after 72 hours

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They're lovely people but they're browsing Jow Forums almost every hour of the day and it's taking a noticeable toll on their mental health. They've become completely obsessed with American Politics. It's to a point now where I'm considering blocking access to the website, I was thinking of telling them that the Clintons had the website shut down or something but I'm worried that will simply deepen their beliefs.

>Uncle is bullying you for only being able to install gentoo from stage3 at the christmas dinner table again

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>uncle pentested the backdoor

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Are they the ones. I always see. Who type like this. In the fucking clinton investigation threads. And get mad. When you call them faggots.

>mom installed gentoo on my smart fridge

youtube.com/watch?v=uh25alZ5riY

>dad installs bitcoin ransomeware in the coffeemaker again
>Need to pay $5 every time I want to use it