Tfw no qt C++ waifu

you sure?

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>no assembly qt
Into the trash it goes

C# is so cute.

its called a square.

Pretty sure that's supposed to be the two major versions of ruby 1.7 and 2.4 if I'm not mistaken

PHP is amusing. What's wrong with VB though?

BRB learning R

>php
>155 cm
>68 kg
wow she fat

What would elixir look like?
>Based on Ruby and Erlang

bloated

Nice bloat

What languages are popular in Japan?

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JavaScript will become most popular, since they are hiring poosctipters.

Java, Obj-C/Swift, Ruby, C#, Javascript

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She' just trying to make programming fun and easy for everyone but everyone shits on her for being awful.

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Just realized PHP is the funniest one of all, look at how she's tripping over the clumsy bloated PHP and it's messing up her work

do you see how fat she is? the poor little elephant is dead

I imaging TypeScript would have a feminine benis :V

>C++ is a Christmas cake

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Japanese.

>mdw those are my wife's exact dimensions

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Hot

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So which one should a normie tier no-knowledge fag like me become acquainted with?

C user, she's the most pure and beautiful. She will teach you all you need to know about programming languages, and once you master her, you can easily tame any of the others, because they all came from her. She is the mother of all modern languages, a beautiful maiden. If I could only use one, it would be her, as well as her daughter, C++. I would use them as long as I lived.

lmao, are you married to an actual 10 year old. grats on the manlet children

Nah fuck that learn Common Lisp.

Where do I go to learn such a supposedly beautiful thing?

The C Programming Language by the creator of C himself

amazon.com/Programming-Language-2nd-Brian-Kernighan/dp/0131103628

Learn both, they are both fucking awesome and the interact well together.

For absolute beginners k&r isn't very good in my opinion. The #c channel on freenode has some good info. iso-9899.info/wiki/Books

Except you are blatantly wrong and talking out of your ass. I like both and mainly program in both but there is no need to be a huge faggot about them..

radiation

dildos.

>they all came from her
C-chan should be like a mother earth figure then, rather than a standard waifu

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>Dat Ruby
>Same age as mine
>Prob an outgoing boisterous chick
>but actually very shy while on a relationship with her
>IMAGINE

I dunno bros, but I'd wish to find one irl

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>tfw liking scala makes you a pedo
but muh functional java

i want to do lewd things to visual basic

I laughed so much that my ass broke

My daughter PHP is so cute

>Arduino
A language(?)!

What's the artist of It?
What's the sauce?

>Ruby twice in IEEE Jobs and Open

why no erlang/elixir I don't understand this picture

I want more R-tan!

>all the C languages are wearing heels
>all the non-C languages aren't
A perfect description of what languages are actually worth a damn in this world.

me too thanks

tfw you will never be married to a literal 10yr old

>my waifu c# is only 16yr old
feelsgood

I want to put my Python inside Ruby

>Their language of choice doesn't have an official waifu.

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C the best forever.

>tfw no QT ASM waifu that's very close to you and specific to your instructions and your instructions only
u_u

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No delphi or pascal... :(

>catch her implementing a compatibility layer

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Wtf is up with shell? Why is my waifu magical

Visual Basic-chan a cute, CUTE!

I want to cuddle with C++ and raise Visual Basic and R with love

Think it's supposed to mean that shell scripts are very often tiny. Imagine the scripts you write are little fairy waifus that live in your PC and do little magical tasks or some shit.

C best waifu.

I want to rail Ruby.

R is legal guise! And she's mine. We're plotting dank curves and filtering data together.

Syntactic sugar

How can it be a square if it's a triangle!?!?!?

They're tails

Twin lolis, you know small and concurrent

If I'm already experianced with Python is there any reason to learn Ruby

[spoiler]besides the fact she's a cute loli[/spoiler]

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I want R as my wife and Visual Basic as our cute daughter.

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>having a programming language waifu
>not having a superior SICP waifu
take the SICP pill

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Nope. Ruby is dead. Hardly anyone uses it and Python is way better.

Am I the only one here who wants to fuck perl girl over all the others?

god perl is the cutest

because it has a square angle

Still gets plenty of use with RoR

Isn't it a bit weird to have a daughter that's older than your wife?

Compared to how many people use PHP? It's a drop in the bucket. Even memes like Django and Node.js have more users. RoR is even worse than Ruby. Atleast Ruby is somewhat passable as a scripting language, where as RoR is a heap of garbage that forces autistic configuration and is convoluted as hell as to what it wants. Not to mention it's slow as shit.

>that hideous artstyle

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It’s not slow unless you’re dealing with a scale that nobody on Jow Forums will ever deal at least by themselves. It has plenty of updated libraries. It has a good helpful community. The language is nice.
Nobody is saying that you have to use it but saying that it’s dead because you don’t like it is ridiculous

Too old

Serious question, is there a version of OP pic with symmetric-block-cipher waifus instead of programming-language waifus?

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Even installing it is a clusterfuck. Need third party tools just to get anything working. Gems were a mistake. Syntactic sugar leads to a fragmentation in code styles. It's just trash, and you should feel bad for defending it.

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Haskell made the list!

So you mean Lisp?
Haskell will teach you more than C ever will

>Syntactic sugar
Hello professor Murray, what a surprise to see you on Jow Forums. Slumming, huh? What if the other professors were to find out?

Lisp is irrelevant. Nobody uses it anymore. Dead Language.
Just use a modern fp language.

Haskell is written in C

GHC is written in Haskell, only the runtime is written in C

>Imagine the scripts you write are little fairy waifus that live in your PC
I like that thought. Wonder how much art there is about that.

Where are all the other languages?

What language is used for video games?