I WANT TO MARRY A CUTE GERMAN BOY

I WANT TO MARRY A CUTE GERMAN BOY
He must smell like sausage
He mustn't shower for a whole month

I want the taste of small German cock and balls in my throat, then in my little pussy and stinky assy.

THEN I WANT CUTE POLISH BOYS DILDOS IN MY ASSY!!!

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>british men

Ok

I love Chino chan

When will you make same kind post about Russian

>canada

but why, bruh?

gay

you are redpilled

your threads always crack me up so much
you're the best, just the best

Most germans on the internet are smelly fat basement-dwellers (Kellerkinder).
I am one too.

I want a big german bear boyfriend with a big german cock and then I will call him my big brother and cuddle with him and shower with him and he will take care of me and kiss me and turn me into a girl

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why the FUCK are ALL finnish boys so GAY

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Your forefathers used to kill communists. They defended their country and homeland with honour and pride.

They did horrible shit to win, like freezing enemy bodies and propping them up with THEIR OWN GUN.

But then there's you.

Your forefathers would not be proud.

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never change, you're the best

STOP THE FETISHES NOW

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thanks doc

Cocks are just so cute and it is impossible to stop loving cocks when even my own cock smell turns me on ;_;

The army is precisely what makes us love cocks. Do you not think that the soldiers didn't bang each other during the war?
We have conscription so we have to have sex with other boys. We are not gay because of it.

Thank you friend :3

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What about intimidating cocks?

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Die.

we just want you TO STOP THE FETISHES

you still didn't ask your friend?

Most people will never be cute boy, they will end up being gross hairy cross-dressing men. Make the right choice.

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Disgusting

>He mustn't shower for a whole month

I can unironically relate to this.

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this is why we're a crown dependency

I want to smell, kiss and lick the biggest futa cocks on the planet but if i let them in my ass i will die ;_;

ask what

The right choice is girl hormones, right :3?

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if you think you need hormones to become cute, big chance ur not cute enough

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question though.
do you like big plump cocks?

girl hormones just make sure that i stay cute

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yes i love big plump cocks ~~~

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Are you a sizequeen?

I'm going to Finland for new years, I'll let you know if Finns are actually cute

>ask what
if he wants to be your bf?
also you're way sluttier now, hope its just for the memes and you're not actually THAT sex starved lmao

I like all cocks but I prefer average because I can do more with it

Yes please come :3

You're talking to a different Finn. I'm an Jow Forumsrefugee and there are countless Finn gayposters

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hol up, are you not tummy poster?

Are you in Helsinki, if you are wanna go to club dtm?