Whitehouse super technology

What advanced super secret whitehouse technology are they using inside of that lamp?

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Panasonic LED bulbs.

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Did you yell at them? If so what did they say?

I yelled “HOW MANY WHITEHOUSE IDIOTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB”

Breibart probably posted a "news" story about how Clinton hid the lost treasure of the Incas inside the lamps at the WH. The POTUS them demanded they be searched.

epic

Installing a light bulb in the white house
>reach old bulb
>take old bulb for analysis to make sure spoopy russian shit wasn't there
>check housing, wires, connector, and frame for more shit
>double check light bulb to make sure it hasn't had spyware installed on it
>install bulb
>check for wifi signals coming from bulb
>check for bluetooth signals coming from bulb
>check for any unusual UV or IR from the bulb
>check for any vibrations from the glass casing around the bulb
>google and facebook still use the bulb to collect info

oh
my
god
you are HILARIOUS, do you do kids parties? My wife's son would just adore you, xe loves me-mes.

>Implying you'll ever lose your virginity, let alone get married