Tech cringe stories

tech cringe stories
ill start
>be me
>2012
>8th grade
>be a fucking knowitall who thinks they're the best in tech
>programmer comes in to talk to us
>shiteatingsmuggrin.jpg
>programmer starts asking us questions to see what we know
>name some programming languages you know
>raise my hand as high as possible
>go through the list of the programming languages 14 year old me has remembered
>java, basic, c, c++, c#
>except
>i
>fucking
>said
>c
>hashtag
>guy lets out a short chuckle and corrects me
it was probably nothing looking back but damn if i don't think about that every other week

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>2012
>8th grade

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>be me
>present day, preset time
>click this thread and can't even get through two lines of OP's shit thread

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>2012
>8th grade
>hashtag

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why must we age so quickly user ? ; _ ;

>I was a junior in highschool

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>2012 was 6 years ago
Man if I could go back and talk to 22 year old me

"DON'T SELL YOUR 100 BITCOIN YOU FUCKING RETARD!"

Really you would've just ended up fear-selling once it hit $400

I spent all mine on Silk Road on adderall and meth.