>Java, C#, Ruby, C++, Javascript
>Everything is an object
>Lua
>Everything is a table
>Lisp
>Everything is an AST
>Haskell
>Everything is a function
>Python, Go
>Everything is explicit
>Erlang, Elixir
>Everything is a process
>C
>Everything is a chunk of memory
>Bash
>Everything is a string
>Rust
>Everything is unsafe
>PHP
>Everything is a mistake
Why are there no good languages?
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> >Python, Go
> >Everything is explicit
I want your loli in Python.
>MATLAB
>Everything is an array
>PHP
>Everything is a mistake
kek
>Why are there no good languages that are popular?
ftfy
everything is a function and everything is an AST is good though
What's your definition of "good"?
>>C
>>Everything is a chunk of memory
but thats true
>Javascript
>Everything is an object
Isn't it more like "everything is a hash table"?
Use assembly then autist, languages are supposed to abstract out computer logic and you are complaining about languages being abstract, like no shit, what do you even want?
everything is not an object in c++ though.
Of all those statements, the only one that is literally true is the one about C.
>Forth
>inverted everything is
>>Lisp
>>Everything is an AST
Mathematica too.
sage, op btfo
>Everything is an object
You're not even talking about Scala, faggot.
javascript stop objectifying me
>PHP
>Everything is a mistake
Soo true.
>Java
>Everything is an object
No, java has primitives, so does C++, and Javascript tacked on objects later.
C# and Ruby are properly, fully OOP though.
>TCL
>Everything is a string
>C#
>Everything is great
>Jow Forums
>everything is a post
Erlang/Elixir are the best languages ever made
Go fuck yourself OP
>everything is a shitpost
FTFY
>Your life
>Everything is a failure
Which would you recommend learning ? Should I learn erlang or elixir
This, /thread, fuck off.
Is she having trouble finding a cock big enough?
Erlang is dead
medium.com
It used to be awesome a few decades ago but now the JVM introduced everything good about it
>your brain
>everything is a bundle of neurons
woah, dude....
>C++
>everything is an object
Once again, weebs are uneducated retards.