Who wanna be my bf?

Who wanna be my bf?

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fucking captcha probably fucking delayed me so i lost my chance fuck this shithole

Based.

??? ¿? ¿¿¿

>>>>>he thinks he can get a bf with a 16cm dick

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upvoting almost fpbp ID

my dick is almost 8 arshins

I just wanted to share my love with someone
I can not? It's a pity

How many touhous is that?
Sorry, you need a 17cm dick to get a bf

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Fuck

>How many touhous is that?
anywhere between 1 and 50

From wikipedia
>It has been reported that authorities in the North Caucasus republic of Chechnya have been arresting and torturing men suspected to be gay. Over 100 men have been arrested and tortured in secret detention facilities that some human rights groups charge to be concentration camps. Prisoners are being starved, electroshocked, beaten, and sometimes beaten to death. Detainees are being held for ransom. Prisoners are being forced to reveal who else is gay. News reports are saying that at least three men have been killed,[when?] but the number killed may be as many as twenty. The Chechen authorities are denying this and are denying that LGBT people exist, saying, "You cannot arrest or repress people who just don't exist in the republic."

Holy shit, how are dumb russian trannies right next to such a based and redpilled country?

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im in charge now

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Alright) how should I call you?

call me by my name

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Ni puta idea tienes.

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It was prank I'm from the state bureau of homos extermination, prepare to work in the radioactive mine

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La tienes pequeña como tu novio :^) ?

real talk i feel like i’d eventually get depressed by being around you too much

How so?

calidad vs cantidad
you made this thread as a trap to get me

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Everything for you cutie

i just assume you’re the gender dysphoria russki and i had a bad experience with a tranny

Por una vez no dices "piensa el ladrón que todos son de su condición" heh, pichacorta
:^)

Nah im straight guy I just like how lewd some anons write here

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16 is lovely
21 is scary

Nooooooooooooo

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i would only agree to it if owner of a 21cm dick was my bf and even then it would take shitloads of time to somewhat fit it
its simply just impractical
even though i must admit it looks nice

vete ya

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So I get what I wanted i know there is Russian homo the rest of work is up to IT guys

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dont bulli me for the burdens i carry
ok i will soon, now i feel sad

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It's true I just imagine that anons that write are females that's all Im sick fuck i know that

Ay don't feel bad, there are lots of people who would love to try it, you will find your gf/gf(male).

I would like a BF (male).
I wouldn't mind if he is into GFD and doesn't mind a skinny chestlet, that is the only requirements. (Although it would be nice if he would hold hands with me.)
I can cook, sow, clean and sometimes drawfag, too!

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You Sounds like a good person, user

you sound like a jEw
cute

Damn I like femdom

Russians, no fight.
You guys have my favourite /sp/ league with the best fans.
Maybe we could go to a game? I actually talked to one of the CКA sisters, once.

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Alright fellow posters goodnight

>Maybe we could go to a game?
ye sure, once i somehow make it out of my shithole
>missing his chance
abe, you're retarded

I know but I'm too shy

No, you're too retarded.

I hope so Ivan
GFD?

Maybe but it can't be helped

don't say that about russia
y-you should

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Also it was probably a trap there can be no femdom female on 4ch

What if? Just ask you stupid cunt.
Literally just ask.
HE DUMB.

Sounds way to ideal

why are chechens so based

You are going to visit Russia?

Ive always wanted a tall Russian bf :(

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>tall Russian
>average height 175
Not going to happen, sorry.

Gentle femdom
Shithole? If Khabarovsk can have a team you must have a smaller one.
I want to. I know St. Petersburg is soft core Russia. I can apply for media pass as I've been written about the league for years but I don't really leave the house so I've never cashed it in.
My favourite player planted a tree outside the hockey village they built and I want to see it.
Even if they did trade him to fucking Moscow's asshole.
I wish I was a trap. At least then I'd know makeup and be able to piss without waiting in a queue for an hour.

So you are planning on traveling to Saint Petersburg anything else maybe Moscow?

Im only 170, if i found a bf who was a few cm taller then average i would be happy

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I would like to see Novosib! Although I'm not confident enough in Russian to go anywhere outside of Saint Petersburg.
I got scared just going into London to go to a tabletop shop so I don't think I'd last two seconds in Novosib. I would like to see their metal sculpture festival though and to go see Snowflake the Sheep!

Khabarovsk is 30 times bigger than my town. We actually do have pretty decent skating place but most of our young guys go for mini footy since we have a pro team for that, even though our team almost never playes here.

Well if you ever will happen to be in Moscow call me

same tbqh, 173 for me, 177-180 for a bf would be perfect

STOP HAVING NORMAL PREFERENCES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You are a good person suebi

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me