Zuckerberg Trial

youtube.com/watch?v=qAZiDRonYZI

Starts in 3 minutes.

ps. he will NOT be under oath

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>YFW you never fell for the Fecesbook meme while all the sheep gets their private information stolen

tl;dr "As Facebook President, I take full responsibility. We will make changes to be better. But, really this happens all the time and I did nothing that was actually wrong."

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Careful user, if you have any friends who have Facebook and they post a picture of you or some other information, the system will build a ghost profile on you, waiting for you to embrace the botnet sooner or later.

This. If you have friends there's no escape. They begin to make ties with other things you might have made public on the internet. Doesn't have to be other social media.

Who's this semen demon?

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Lyin' Ted

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>he will NOT be under oath
whats the fucking point then?

That swarm of cameras gathering around the insect king.

Why does this pic looks like netflix new show promo?

Calming down the public outrage without changing anything.

lbr, this is going to be nothing. NSA wouldn't want to lose an easy way to track people.

GET YE GONE

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>[...] get their news off facebook
WTF do people actually take >>news

Old people, rednecks, etc.

You overestimate people

Normies, which make up the vast majority of the population do.

It's much much worse than you think. Many peoples' only news sources are Facebook, Snapchat, and Twitter.

>On the advice of counsel, I invoke my fifth amendment privilege against self-incrimination and respectfully decline to answer your question.
Will Zucc pull a Shkreli?

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I can see that, but that's insignificant
I just refuse to believe this is true, there has to be a basic level of common sense and distrust/doubt of what somebody tells you

I just don't understant how somebody coul possibly in their right mind believe fcebook/snapchat/twitter are sufficient as news sources.

OH SHIT PRESIDENTIAL QUESTIONS AGAIN

does Grassley even know what facebook is

i don't think you realize how seriously wrong you are.

judiciary.senate.gov/meetings/facebook-social-media-privacy-and-the-use-and-abuse-of-data

Clickbaity facebook news makes good subjects for normies to talk about

>ps. he will NOT be under oath

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>tfw it was just a college project

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>there has to be a basic level of common sense and distrust/doubt of what somebody tells you
You'd be surprised, sadly.

>Bring him in to answer questions
>Spew on word after word of virtue signalling
>Pass it onto the next 'questioner'
>She spews on even more

??

wow really good photo quality there. must have been taken with an iphone x

True, clickbait is bait after all but it's public knowledge that clickbait is just bait after all an shouldn't be taken at face value

He looks completely soulless. Is it because he's a ginger?

>if you have any friends
heg

lol

What the fuck they pass it on to someone else?
Wait are they just gonna berate him?

>spew Jow Forums buzzwords
>d-do I fit in yet guys? XD

Oh people will still take it at face value. People are stupid.

he looks like a fucking alien jesus christ
where are his eyebrows shit man

AI operated cyborgs don't have souls.

he looks so uncomfortable

>Zuckerbot's face when going into power saving mode

his mind is miles away from there, he really doesn't want to be there
What's he thinking about?

Seems more like they want to dress him down on camera more than anything else

They all do openings, then zuckerberg does his opening, then they question him.

the worst ginger, a Jewish ginger

>> err

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i think he is going to cry

*nods nervously*

the moment when around 40 totally out of touch old people will talk about technology something they knew zero to nothing about demanding answers from a known sociopath who runs the biggest social network on earth, kek

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my attention is back in the offices of facebook where we are .............

>tfw I want to be home massaging my qt asian wife's feet

They're so old they can hardly fucking read their speeches

>the worst ginger, a Jewish ginger

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> 529273890300

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>their
They've been handed papers to read, they probably have no idea what's there beyond a few ideas.

>what is this old man talking about

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No need to try so hard.

>want to shed my skin
>have to put up with human mundane affairs first
lizard world problems

el ogro...

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he basically has nothing to fear right?

There it is.

The fever, the rage, the feeling of powerlessness that turns good men, cruel.

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>can't believe I woke up for this

god must hate this one especially

Considering he isn't under oath he isn't liable for anything he says.

Whatcha lookin at smoothskin

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>tfw the water tastes metalic
>am I dreaming

Judging by the tone set in this hearing, it seems like this won't amount to much. What's the point?

facebook is fucking trash but i hate old people even more. Just die already.

>those old tech illiterate farts have no idea what they are talking about
>zucks face when

PR stunt to placate the masses and give off the impression that something's happening on the issue.

>tfw thought hiding my tail up my ass was a good idea

Modern equivalent to beheadings.

He's clearly memorizing their faces for later

I laughed when I saw It's obvious this fuck doesn't know shit about technology.

It indeed looks like a massive gathering of circlejerking, oh well. Politics.

Mark "Dumb Fucks" Zuckerburg

Also family. You're probably safe if you're an unregistered homeless orphan illegal alien with no friends, though.

kek

If I were him, I'd keep all their dirty little secrets somewhere for future use.

WHAT A FUCKING LIAR

republicans will do nothing because they rely on this shit to be elected but can't be seen supporting it.
Dems on the other hand want to squash it, if only to hurt the republicans, but have no power in congress at the moment.

the robot speaks

>> R O M E

>corp- small businesses

>#MeToo

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here we go with the bullshit marketing speech

>there has to be a basic level of common sense
I'm so sorry.

>I'm sorry

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HES GOING TO CRY

he's their people after all.

IM SORRY

THOUGHT POLICE.

Does it really matter what the data was used for? They try to make it seem like it is somehow worse if it was used for elections

>*nods nervously*
*NODS nervously harder*

Is this the thread for abstract merchants?

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PLEASE

YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND

OH SHIT I SPIED ON HALF THE PLANET PEOPLE LIVES, IM SO SORRY AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Christ, this is so utterly two-faced. And it'll be publicized and people will forget about it in a couple weeks and go back to using facebook.

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