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SIPBOYS

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first

a bazillion dollars

USERS CAN ALREADY DO THAT

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I AM THE SENATE

A bazillion dollars is about 1 class action lawsuit

forgot to add:
twitter.com/maxschrems/status/983810482011242496

these are some useful links related for the discussion, btw

>what do you mean you where tracking us
this is so fucking retarded, are normalniggers even human

>not the data itself.

Not YOUR data, as he has said repeatedly. Facebook generating a profile that you likely do x y and z and make around 60k and like blah blah blah isn't your data, its facebooks data because they create it

GOOD QUESTION SENATOR

Will there be more testimonies after today?

But is it really gone?

You can't delete your account without going through the retarded email request

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T H E C L O U D

Only if (((they))) say so

DA CLOUD

ah yes the cloud

>Took this long for the cloud meme to come up
Impressed honestly

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Are they only recording zucc now or is it just this one shitty stream?

>It's entirely different from deleting your account/data
are you retarded, m8? they asked about DELETING THE USER DATA (when closing the account). if you will play games with your convenient definitions, then I'm not going to waste my time.

youtube.com/watch?v=qAZiDRonYZI

>first
Post best post

WHY DOES HE ACT LIKE A FUCKING ROBOT IN EVERY LITTLE GESTURE, MANNERISM AND WORD HE SAYS??? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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BRING F I B E R

kek the cloud

Mark - "we will do our best to look into that"

> 6 years later

"We still need some more time on this, sir"

This is a circus.

SENATOR E N A T O R

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Called it

this bitch is retarded
>bring that fiber stuffs 2 my momma back in the sticks please

Thanks. It was just that one shitty stream.

I'm surprised they even managed to generate money through ads. Doesn't everyone and their dog use ad and script blockers nowadays?

BROTHER MAY I PLEASE HAVE SOME FIBER WE ARE SO FAMISHED

Damn, she didn't let him answer the question
I really wanted to know what he'd say

Wouldn't mind knowing how long they hold onto data for, even when profiles are deleted.

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>gib internets
GAS BOOMERS
REEEEEEEEEE

Why does she need fiber when you have THE CLOUD

>"please bring us fiber"

Why don't you just spread your legs and pull those two meat flaps apart for that barrel of pork sweetie

gib fiber

oh boy i came to post this

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SENATOR,

this

Absolutely not. Especially to the script thing no one even knows what that is.

Don't be obtuse.

SENATOR, I REQUIRE YOUR OATS

He was asked earlier, he said he has no idea how long they hold onto data for after deletion.

He's obviously a reptilian jew robot commanded by CIA NIGGERS

youtube.com/watch?v=iRAsgvCwQvg

Hes such a fucking robot that even politicians seem to be human in comparison.

You underestimate how many drooling boomertards like the senators there are who have no idea adblocker exist

he has autism dumbass

adblockers*

I would imagine it's pretty hard especially with the sheer amount of data they have.

>Finding the tape drives/cold storage
>Finding all multiple off-site backups
>Finding the on-site backups
>CDN's
>Data Centers throughout the world.

Reasonably I would say a year before your data is truly gone.

Deep concern. That seems like something he'd at least be somewhat knowledgeable about considering the recent hoopla.

SENATOR, THE GENERAL TEAM MEMBER OF MY PRINCIPLES ARE IN THE DORM ROOM.

>gib fiber
>facebook could really help us with that
what did boomer mean by this?

I guess you're right.

>Reasonably I would say a year before your data is truly gone.

>what is information entropy

>when closing the account
or when requesting data deletion, as shows.

Without FIBER you can't have THE CLOUD

Senator, I...

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what's wrong with the camera man, where is he pointing?

When did Nicolas Cage get a sex change?

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What's the least botnet social media? Snapchat? A way to be connected and once in a while express yourself (profile, status, or picture/clip) without shoving it in people's faces or jeopardizing your privacy
>inb4 texting and phone calls

>suck jew dick
>get fiber

Don't be silly user THE CLOUD is everywhere that's how it works.

she has no idea how technology works and is trying to get fast internet from zucc because she lives in a shithole

Thank you Zucky, thank for being here, taking the time, what would we even do without you.

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shit

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SENATOR, HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU THE STORY OF MY DORM ROOM I STARTED FACEBOOK IN 14 YEARS AGO? IT WAS A GOOD FRIEND

Just use Twitter

DO THE NEEDFUL

facebook is an IT company, so they can fix computers and install your cables.

>Zuckerberg testimony but it speeds up every time he says "Senator"

diaspora
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diaspora_(social_network)
every for-profit social network is botnet

>or jeopardizing your privacy
nigger cattle detected

Yeah obviously it will never be 100% sure it's truly gone, but reasonably gone within the year.

>unencrypted sms and phone calls routed through your service provider
>not botnet

>Zuck pls, can you connect Virginia pls?
Pls respond.

where is the fiber thing? I was taking a dump

>SENATOR I STARTED MY FIBER IN GENERAL FROM MY HOME DORM ROOM IN GENERAL

They trust me senator, those dumb fucks.

They could've Google Fiber, alas...

He's a small guy

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go back to when she first starts talking

Senator, I believe we can't at this moment

What's this about fibre? Do these old fucks think Zucc is gonna give them better connections or something?

this pic triggers some manlets on here.

she's throwing out technology buzzwords to impress him

jesus

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>his internet company does internet things
>therefore a facebook will come to my house and change printer cartridges for me and gib internet

> THE END IS NEAR

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Yes Senator, that's correct.

When will they learn?

GIVE ME THE FIBER, ZUCKER!

Senator, no....

>every few months there's a massive breach, whether it be banks, companies, or social media
>not concerned
idiot. tell us your SS number since you don't care.

>there is functionality like that
>users probably understand that its tracking

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Senator, i...

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