.. you fucking KEK!!!

.. you fucking KEK!!!

>Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has begun a two-day congressional inquisition declaring his company is facing an "arms race" with Russia as foreign actors seek to interfere in elections.

Try as much as you like, you will not divert attention away from the fact that you represent everything that is WRONG with the net

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feels good to own this stock rn desu

Yeah well, the sad fact is his shitty corp aint going anywhere. These proceedings are just for show. Nothing more.

The USA does 100 times as much interfering in others' elections as Russia or anyone else does or have ever done.
Yet, they are the "good guys"

Play the Russophobe card Mark. Do it for (((us)))...

>He sees factions in geopolitics in the context of good and evil
I bet you think the Romans were the good guys of their story too.

Isnt it bed time in Tel Aviv?

Based Marky Zuck
Let's kill all the vlads

The US are the bad guys. This is now obvious

These things are pretty pointless, just a show to make it seem like Congress cares, zuck gets grilled for a couple days and then does nothing and nothing changes.

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Weren't the British also the bad guys during the 19th century for doing exactly what the US is doing but more blatantly? Or the Germans, Dutch, Spanish or literally any country that has come into international power at any time?

I never knew we were such a super hacking power, everyone is afraid of us and sees us basically everywhere now

What do all of those countries have in common, I wonder?

>w-w-we're not as bad as the nazis
The modern American moral standard.

Zuckerberg reminds me of a young Marshall Applewhite. Pretty funny calling it an arms race when they are literally using your own platform. The internet was a mistake.

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I never made a facebook after myspace and lost contact with anyone I knew after college

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>moral standards
>in Politics
I'm not implying they're the good guys, I'm saying that you're just bitching that your country is owned by them even though yours would do the exact same thing if in the same position.
Vae victis as it were.

Don't hate the player hate the game. If Russia was in our position they would definitely be bigger assholes than we ever would be. Seriously I don't understand why people on the internet have to treat the privileged position we have in the world as some great injustice but if their quality of living dropped to second world tier they would start beheading politicians.

>Try as much as you like, you will not divert attention away from the fact that you represent everything that is WRONG with the net

>Hello, I am a loony that thinks zuckerberg reads this shit

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Zuckerberg is more powerful than some heads of state.

It eludes you that not every culture is interested in projecting global military hegemony no matter how much blood is spilled. Though you're welcome to keep believing that the US is simply a helpless victim of destiny that can't help but go around bombing people.

How the fuck is this shit okay?

Can you enlighten me on said countries and cultures that have never made incursions to other nations or threatened their sovereignty through subversion? Where are they? Can you name one?

>invading their neighbors == invading and interfering with multiple countries on the other side of the world
>it is normal for countries to keep 2 major wars per decade and 30.000 bombs per year
The lack of US perspective is amazing. Next you will start comparing the Emu War with WW2.

It's a free market man, that's just how the system works. If you want justice, get a job and pay for it like the rest of us.

> facing an "arms race"
He will got money from republicans.
>with Russia
And from democrat too.
Maybe we can get someone talking to congress we are meme races against 2ch hk/tech?
Let me do my stupid joke, dirty hiro.

What's the difference between a donation and a bribe?

I deleted my Facebook immediately after college, in 2008, and lost touch with everyone also

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I have a job you mong. Bribes in the form of "donations" are not okay

Guess of 89% he has been on Jow Forums longer than you, that have already posted. Anonymous is more popular than Facebook's CEO,, he is declaring out in the open, Russia's government is set against the U.S. in a criminal fashion, "arms race". And stated it that way, because of the dangers of mobile apps and idiots.

oh well.
People aren't important

Dumb frogposter.

>the arrogance of the average American

Look at it. Look at it and laugh!

I dont know. But:

>Several other members of Congress own Facebook as well - however one Senator, Rep. John Yarmuth (D-KY) wants nothing to do with Facebook, and has announced that he will be selling his shares.

Heres more.

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>Hello, I am a loony
Yes you are. Thanks for your input, however

one is illegal

>invading their neighbors == invading and interfering with multiple countries on the other side of the world
Is it really, most countries have done it at some point, even Australia's inception came from the invasion of a nation on the otherside of the world and displacing it's natives. I don't mind that you wear your jealousy on your sleeve that your country has done nothing of worth when compared to a nation a fraction of it's age, but don't pretend you come from a nation of saints that would never do anything wrong to anyone.

Christ, you couldnt make this shit up

Very nice. And yeah, it's sickening

I watched the entire hearing.

This quote is out of context, he was talking about being in an 'arma race' with people looking to exploit the system using bots/scraping, Russia as an example but moreso just in general online.

God the media is the worst.

>b-but the British Empire did it too!
And now we're back to the "at least we're not nazis" defense, with a dose of "you hate us for our freedoms". Oh well, at least you never pretended you were morally righteous.

>two major wars per decade
Name a major war the US has fought in the last 2 decades. Less than 100k US soldiers dead and it's not major. Less than 10k and it's not really a war.

When did I pretend the US is morally righteous. Drop this pathetically childish view of nations doing things due to morality. They commit to wars at the best of times due to ideology and most of the time to stake claims to resources. Do you think the British fought the Germans in world war 1 or 2 because they thought they were the bad guys? No, they did it because Germany threatened their hegemony. Literally every nation has gone to war at some time and it has been either to defend themselves or most likely to take resources from another, there was no "good and evil", there was "Either my people get this resource or yours".

Nothing in politics

LOL, muppet

Investigate pajeet mobile apps on Google allowing it, that would be much better. With actual programmers pre writing the questions. A massive sht fk at Google Play services, massive underground ad fks, no purpose bot nets that could turn into something of unknown digital origins soon.

Zuckerberg sat on a booster seat in congress today.

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So does he illegally sell or days? It's just targeted ads so he's not selling shit.

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Yep, this too

Holy shit mobile posting trash. illegaly sell our data***

how do you think they target the ads toward you dummy?

This is all for show. Nothing will come of it.

Black box targeting.

Store data and compare it to data advertisers want to compare it too. The advertisers don't see your data, only an algorithm local to that company and the database your information is on

Why bother with that? It's not like there is anyone near him to give people frame of reference on how tall he is or isnt

Fuck off socialist

bribe has fewer letters

-RUSSIA WILL BE EXTERMINATED-
-NO ONE MUST BE IN THE PATH-

In politics, under capitalism, a donation is a bribe. You do not donate unless you want something in return. If you do not get it, then you stop donating.
inb4 'socialist' - I am far from it.

maybe there will be a price to pay. I doubt it though

>source: my ass

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>"I can certainly have my team follow-up with you on that"

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He knows exactly what to say to distract the retards away from his company

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>implying russia does shit only with US
>implying they dont do it anywhere else
Bruh, russia is the inventor of fucking with people. This is the first time they decided to poke the bear (US) and woke it up. Take a look at eastern europe for evidence.

>hehe if i say "inb4" they can't call me out on being a disguising commie
gb2 red edit

Camera? or they just told him that to pull his leg

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hey i prorbably remember you cause i quit after myspace died, never made facebook
except with the fake account hotmail wouldnt let me have

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autism is incurable

mark is a jerk but these old fossils have no idea what they are talking about

OP here, yeah me too. Zuck will walk away scot free with a green light to carry on as per normal.

Fuck off, asshole zerohedge.com/news/2018-04-07/facebook-gave-money-85-house-committee-questioning-zuckerberg-next-week

Go and be twelve years old somewhere else

Yep, its needed but it will never happen

Nice. It's time to kill some commies.

Bump

You are completely and utterly retarded with absolutely no knowledge of history or politics or even the simplest understanding of what your chubby Amerilard fingers just typed out. Kindly fucking kill yourself

Can you imagine being THIS much of brainwashed kike-enslaved cuck?

>Can you imagine being THIS much of brainwashed kike-enslaved cuck?
Nope, imagining such insane bullshit is beyond any decent person

cyka

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Can you eli5 me pls?

I am russian and not quite understand what's going on

Nothing will ever change for the good. The general public are too heavily sedated
Facebook allowed itself to spam shite that apparently influenced the outcome of the US Presidential election. Murritards reckon it was the evil Russians

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>Bethesda character animation animation demo

>Hey guys, do you know who's gonna stop people from spying on us, the government!
Don' t tell me you guy's actually believe this.

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Hahaa

Te gubmint takes its orders from the same criminal cabal as Failbook does.

I kek'd but man, I really feel bad for the guy. Imagine the amount of stress he's facing.

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Success.

AWWWW, POOR BABBY

He was forced to use the big boy chair.

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a high number of jews living there

Someone needs to photoshop this so he is half this size

this is the article:
abc.net.au/news/2018-04-11/facebook-boss-mark-zuckerberg-fronts-united-states-congress/9639764

journalists are some irresponsible fucks.
zuckerberg said that in the context of a congressional hearing, after lying and omitting information many times to those old, retarded senators. it was OBVIOUS that deflecting the conversation to "russian hackers and trolls" was very convenient for him to gain some points in the conversation. then these fucking journalists publish a title like that, taking his words to a different context and giving them more weight than what they had in the actual dicussion.

Zuck is a sociopath

old thread: here's the video of the testimony: youtube.com/watch?v=qAZiDRonYZI

The ABC is a tool of (((them)))

Mexico