/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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>News
• user got some arduinos, 30awg wire, usb soundcard and a powerbank • user got some free string • user posts his fleshlight collection • user got an orico SATA enclosure • user acquires metal porno • user got a HDMI switcher • user's fake Gibson guitar gets seized • user tells his SD card escapades • user gets an egg • user gets an amplifier • user gets a mouse and some USB cables • user gets whatever the fuck this contraption is • user got some networking things • user got a keeb • user's screen protectors got smashed • user reviews his wiper blades • user reviews some earbuds and iems n shit

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sourceforge.net/projects/reactos/files/ReactOS/0.4.8-CLT2018/
orico.aliexpress.com/store/group/USB-Cables/105327_508934315.html
ugreen.aliexpress.com/store/group/Mobile-Phone-Cables/301635_509038461.html
breakit.se/artikel/12712/norge-svammas-over-av-kinapaket-nu-vill-de-ocksa-lagga-pa-en-avgift
aliexpress.com/item/1pcs-for-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-4-USB-Charger-Charging-Port-Ribbon-Flex-Cable-Micro-USB-Dock/32783972348.html
aliexpress.com/item/cheapshite/32801431029.html
ebay.com/itm/Metal-Detector-Deep-Sensitive-Search-Gold-Digger-Hunter-6-5-inch-MD-4030-Q2C9/282515257361
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

What's the newest must buy gadget/garbage? I'm bored of spinning the fidget spinners

Anyone knows where to find a cheap Cards Against Humanity clone? I can only find 20$ ones

Reeeeeeeeee. Seller didn't reply to my broken screens (yet). I'll give them another 24 hours or whatever and if no response dispute time.

I know you're online Chang. Fucking respond.

Looking for a high powered flash light but im trying to spend as little as possible. Still willing to dish out as long as its money efficient. Also looking for a multi tool but do i trust the chinks with something that should be high quality?

My redmi note 5 hasn't been shipped yet.

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I did it

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fake 512 gb sd from wish arrived, let's see how big is it actually

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>inb4 4gb
your lucky if you get an 8gb one

kys if 2gb or less

Any good cheap brands for braided micro USB cables for around 1m-2m length? My cable (got bent) and connectors are fucked and only charges in certain angles and it's getting annoying.
I've seen ugreen and orico brands being mentioned here. Can someone point me to the right link for one?
Thanks

Are there any cheap mechanical keyboards that are wireless?

Happy to do some DIY if needed

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I don't know much about these USB soundcards, what is the need for these if most recent motherboards have decent audio quality? especially over HDMI

anne pro

I saw that. But can you get a full sized version?

Can you stop roleplaying and crawl back to your telegram safespace?

>crawl back to your telegram safespace

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Convoy S2+ for flashlight. Nichia is nicer than Cree, but either are fine. Higher CRI is better. You'll need an 18650 and a charger too. I don't recall the exact spelling, but Lito Kaalo or something makes nice cheap ones.

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if i recall correctly theres a printable version on their website

>eBay is a bad place to bu-
6 good boy points for this leather. Great quality shit too. 20cm x 30cm ~1mm thick.
Even better, delivery took only a day.

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Just print them on thick paper or use sleeves.

That´s what I did when I played MtG.

LUL.
it's gonna be 512mb.

eBay usually has the cheapest price on pretty much anything, but shipping takes longer.

I don´t get why people here don´t use it more.

out of curiosity, are you gonna make a wallet with that?

HDMI switch arrived, it's a cute small box, seems well-made. Main function works as expected, comes with an IR remote.

On top of that it also functions as a HDMI audio extractor into toslink and a 3.5 jack at the same time, and also removes HDCP. Pretty good deal for $20.

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Actually, this was the cheapest leather I could find on AliExpress and eBay. I could've bought a full hide for less per cm3 but I only wanted a couple scraps to work on and see if I'm any good at leather working.
Yep, at least that's my intention.

ive always wanted to try doing that, and my current wallet is pretty beat up. please do report on the result/progress

not him but still not really, and it was like 30% cheaper a month ago so it's worth waiting for discouts

I did it lads

My list is empty, the monkey is off my back, I'm done being findom'd by the chinks

I'm about to place a $1500 order on alibaba but that doesn't count, for today I am a free man

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Got my Swing IE800s that I ordered in January. I like them a lot, they feel solid and the sound is good. Highs are crisp, lows are big and mellow and mids exist. Good purchase, very much worth 12 dollars.

i approve of >not placing orders in batches
>not ordering the next batch only when the first one has completely cleared
its like some people enjoy being the chinks puppets

Note 5 preorders ship in May

Checked. Will do, Mr trips.

The Somali Jew has placed awfully high VAT (above $10) and taxes recently.
Anyone knows how to avoid it?

Is this actually good for the price?
I want a mechanical keyboard or well for this price a good membrane one. But as far as I understand I have to order via a courier and not directly through taobao.

Depends on your country. You can ship direct if your country is eligible for it.

ReactOS just got USB installer support!
There's no excuse not to try not you optical-less plebs.

sourceforge.net/projects/reactos/files/ReactOS/0.4.8-CLT2018/

wrong thread my mistake >_>

Todays chink shits are a diy modular sata cable, which I'm hoping to install to a Seasonic supply, and an accessory for a chinkdinkjail

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Any slavanon here? Are your chink shit getting more expensive now that rouble is dropping

Don't tell me that huge thing goes into your urethra.

tom_hanks.jpg

Oh yes.
It's not huge though, it's like 6 mm

>HDMI audio extractor into toslink and a 3.5 jack
Jesus christ. Just get a fucking receiver. It does everything you need.

orico.aliexpress.com/store/group/USB-Cables/105327_508934315.html
ugreen.aliexpress.com/store/group/Mobile-Phone-Cables/301635_509038461.html

>trusting the chinks with cable manufacturing.

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its pretty good for the price, and shipping is like, $10 CNY so yeah

holy SHIT it got an update today
fucking fasttech

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>Aliexpress order getting delivered in 6 days

Are we entering a golden age?

I remember when this shit used to take up to three months to arrive.

Tfw get refunded even if nothing was wrong

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i had 4 days once

>place order on Mar 23 from ebay
>seller marked items shipped on today
Fucking chinks!

>cute girl with big smnile.jpg
This is a meme right? She looks like a fucking psycho. Makes sense that she would be in a psych ward.

Not only does facist PostNord demand more money to handle a package worth a fraction of the price, but they also fuck up delivery even more now than before.
Fucking tired of this.

>muh kevlar

i mean generally i just plug my USB devices in and set them down. what are scenarios where cables are being cut/damaged in an "everyday" scenario?

Civil war when?

Shut up fagit. i really like her

Cable dangling from the desk and your cat starts playing with it.

kill the cat, it's as simple as that

>Cable dangling from the desk
Absolutely disgusting, get that shit managed you hobo

Carmack pls

>Place Order Today at 4PM

>Item has already landed in Shenzhen at 9PM

I don't see much reason for Kevlar sleeving either, but is that was how it was advertised he has every reason to complain. He got Chinked after all.

In my country the delivery time is getting really bad. It used to be 1-3 weeks, nowadays it's 1-3 months

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I bought 5pcs because they were dirt cheap. Hopefully they will not be shit, and they advertised them like this.
I hope ORICO delivers an okay cable.

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>be me
>buy phone
>specifically tell chinks to put the accurate value on the shipping label
>ah so, we do not ahndahstand basic instluctions
>get letter from the revenue man saying I have to provide proof of the value because it's suspiciously low
>have to pay an extra 10 quid processing charge on top of my VAT because it was mislabeled

you fucking chinky bastards when I buy something from you that means I own you, do what I fucking say, you're my slave until the transaction is complete

Raise a dispute if you didn't confirm your order yet, get a partial refund.

norway politicians want a similar scheme as sweden

breakit.se/artikel/12712/norge-svammas-over-av-kinapaket-nu-vill-de-ocksa-lagga-pa-en-avgift

thank fuck i somehow got DHL even though i only paid for PostNL. DHL is comfy except for the shipping price and they have reasonable service fees for low value shipments.

after like 2 years even if you use them carefully they get damaged from bending and twisting during everyday normal use

I need to replace my kz ates before they break, what pair should i order?

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Chink metal detector arrived. Going to take it on a ride now.

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oh fug

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Link

Link?

>norway politicians want a similar scheme as sweden
fucking hell I guess its only matter of time before it comes to finland too

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How am I supposed to read thing article when it's in some fucking mad language

google translate?

I can feel it spreading all over EU like cancer.
>"We're doing this to support our local businesses :^)" (local businesses aka otherwise unnecessary reselling niggers)

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ugreen cables are great

Yes you are 100% right, let the resellers die if nobody wants to buy items at them they should close down their shops.

What are some good chink multitools and flashlights?

I wan to build a SHTF kit for my car.

What's a good chinky laptop stand, lads?

I need to replace this in my phone
aliexpress.com/item/1pcs-for-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-4-USB-Charger-Charging-Port-Ribbon-Flex-Cable-Micro-USB-Dock/32783972348.html
but how do I know which one I need? It says 4x on the box but plain 4 in the about phone part in the options menu
and how do I know if it's wide or narrow? I can't even see a difference

God damn England sucks dick. America should have reversed colonised your garbage islands.

Rk61

Here in ausfag, the current government is trying to propose a $5 fee for every package that comes outside of the country (From what I remember, someone may have to clarify this if I'm wrong. Please let me know so I know what to do when it happens).

Hearing the shit that goes down in your country, scares me tbqh. But I'm hoping it doesn't happen over here and they just cancel the whole thing. I think they're using the same '''excuse''' as you guys over there.
$40 billion on online shopping is spent annually over here (afaik) and highly doubt that they're just gonna fucking a vat on that. Sounds absurd af

Open up your phone and have a look?

ok but I still can't tell if it's wide or narrow, they look the same to me

Cheapest earphones?
I want to cut one up and experiment with it.

go to the store and get one for 3 bucks

In my mind, local shops do have a place. Where do you go when you need something right now? That's why I try to shop locally too. I mostly order chinkshit that is way cheaper than here (sex toys) or cheap things that I don't really need right away or that much at all.

I have Piston clones for 1 dollar and they sound bad, I want to recommend EIAOSI X6 only because I want to see them be chopped up due to some faggot shill mentioning these all the time.

Not worth the x6 meme anymore, barely any listing for it on Ali and a bit overpriced for what it was originally

I see, well i its just some cheap shit might as well get something for 1 buck
aliexpress.com/item/cheapshite/32801431029.html

Update: it isn't working quite as I hoped it would. If you turn the left (the discriminate) knob to the far left setting, it's supposed to find every type of metal. But with that it will beep for totally non-metallic soild too. If you turn it right, then you enter discriminate mode and you have to tune it to the type of metal you're looking for, which setting has the disadvantage that if you're looking for silver, you won't find steel/iron, even if the thing in the ground would interest you. Overall it's not too bad, found a few smaller nails, a button sized metal disc and a car tire valve cap.

ebay.com/itm/Metal-Detector-Deep-Sensitive-Search-Gold-Digger-Hunter-6-5-inch-MD-4030-Q2C9/282515257361

Shiiet, this is even cheaper than eiaosi x6. Go for it, homie

>Dat earphone design
The design reminds me of that $1 LED mouse that you can't change the led coloring but you can change it manually

Recommendations foe bluetooth earphones, I want something witha decent battery

>Lives in a city
Amazon and I wait a day, anything my local shops do have are twice the price of online I am not fucking paying that, fuck the high street business model they jew the fuck out of you

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>Lives in a city
Not really, no
My local post office where I sometimes need to collect my chinkshit is 10 km away, and the nearest "city" is 25 km
And that city has one shop that sells computer parts, and it is more expensive than the online shops (verkkokauppa, jimms.fi)
But at least that shop is there when I need an ssd in a horry

How can you need an SSD right fucking now but not be able to wait a day for Amazon?

No Amazon in Finland, friend
The online shops would send by post, so it might be here tomorrow but most likely in two days