ITT we socialize and become friends, but only innocently and with purity.
Any mention of sex will result in this thread self-destructing.
ITT: We socialize. v.0.0
FUCK HER IN THE PUSSY
Sex.
I will pretend I did not read that.
Someone mention sex?
No, don't.
I want to have sex with my wife ashley
PENIS IN VAGINA FEELS GOOD
Someone mention mentall illness?
I can tell those are just jokes.
Yeah they did.
OOOOooooOoooOoOOOOOOOOooooooOoOoOOOoo I'm going to cummmmmnm In da PUSSY
Stop that. Don't.
I just masturbated ama
*sploosh* there I have done the sexual act when a man sticks his penis inside a female's vagina. I did not wear a productive plastic thing over my penis to prevent pregnancy. Now you will have the babies and raise them.
To what
pictures of you in the shower
>Error: You cannot delete this post.
Dumb Jow Forums. I can't self-destruct this failure of a thread.
That was only a one-time thing, I deleted it everywhere. How did you get it?
I took em myself
You need to get your locks changed
You can't delete threads on bant
My e-celeb career is over
Dumb spies.
Having a baby will not allow me to work on my career tho.
Eugh. No self-destruction then. Thanks a lot.
But your gigolo career has just started
Idk huw to socialize
Imagine squeezing a voluptuous woman's breasts as her thicc legs wrap around behind you and squeeze/pull you in so your cock goes deep into her soft, wet, lewd pussy while she kisses you with her hot lips and invades your mouth with her tongue.
>that filename
mmm, delicious brown dark magician girl.... How dark is the average peruvian?
Then I will push you down the stairs ending your career and the baby itself because I'm a bad man Criminal mischievous man.
But I don't want to have sexual encounters with men and women for money
stop I said I just masturbated I don't want chafing wounds
don't be such an egoist
you need to share the body the world gave you back into the world
it's only fair
okay but I'm going to charge $500,000 for one night. I'm not a $2 or $5 whore.
I'm going to fuck Peru!
as long as you find customers and I get my 80% cut it's all good
if you keep it up you can be my bottom bitch
do you know what I am saying
> my 80% cut it's all good
No, you're to get 40%.
bitch don't make me pimp slap you
Any working girls here tonight?
Noooooooooo who says you're my pimp
No just working a boy
>No just working a boy
No it doesn't sound right
>just working a boy
Where's my $500,000 for my services?
>Just working a boy
More info please.
>being such a bitch that he didn't even get $250,000 in advance and the rest afterwards
Don't worry about it
I summon Belgium
Tell me
thumbs upppp
Yes, it is I, Belgium on an American proxy. I demand my 80%!
Nothing of that is sexy tho. That's gross.
Hey, I'm not THAT dark you know. I'm pretty pale for lack of sun. At least I used to be.
It's easy. Just take those noodles out of your mouth.
You can't fuck Peru. Our politicians do that every other day.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Your tripcode literally says "Gay." I don't think you have any room to talk.
gay ass homo board stop being gay
Don't worry about it
What
Prove it
Only if you stop posting Ashley.
Au contraire! My gayness means I have a built-in gaydar, and it is going crazy on you!
based proud member of the white race
never
You know BBC? Well, BWC is better!
That's not how it works. That's like saying a poisonous frog can know where other poisonous frogs are, simply because it has toxins in its body.
Then the board remains gay.
Some cute girl wanna hold hands?
I'm Iberian btw
Gross degenerate.
Mexico and Peru, will have a lot of troll babies
saged
Humans =/= frogs.
Let's see the proofs
>OP filename: "Some day I'll cosplay this!.png" - pic is an anime GIRL
>I detail hot sex with a voluptuous woman, and you reply with "Nothing of that is sexy tho. That's gross."
>Is OP
Verdict: you're gay. Unless you're a girl, in which case post tits or gtfo.
Then I'm gonna force you to hold my hand and you will like it
Says the GayFaga who also posts anime reaction faces. GTFO.
Detail sex with fat old men now and then I'll let this disrespect slide. OR ELSE I deman a re-institution.
I will make them sweaty then so that you feel gross and bothered.
why are you gays always soooooo boring come on do something new
Did you know apple snails are the only species of snail with regular sex? Male or female only, and not both.
anyone want to be friends
Sure why not.
That’s not exactly what I meant but I’m not surprised that you underwent research on sex between animals of all things to make yourself feel better about being insecure with your own sexuality and convincing yourself being homosexual normal when in fact it is not :3 I’m tired as fuq lemme sleep stupid gay
nevermind I'm tired and want to go to sleep so I can't socialize right now but we can be friends later if you want
>Can't stop thinking about homosexuality and mentions it all the time
Fishy fishy, Ashley-user. Or should I say Ashley-fag?
You stay here bitch and socialize with me now.
>I will make them sweaty then so that you feel gross and bothered
I don't matter,a man have necessities
Now give me your hand, I'll be gentle
no I need sleep bye sorry
People who need to reassure that they are gentle are totally NOT gentle.
Begone before I call Jow Forums police.
Fine I dont need you in my life, meanie.
>you dislike spiders so you must secretly want to fuck spiders
This is the only time I’m making fun of you because you provoked me first. Also you seem pretty new here since my name has been Ashleyfag for a long time now newfriend, or should I say newfag
>Detail sex with fat old men now
No. I have superior taste.
>OR ELSE I deman a re-institution.
And then?
Yikes why the fella stab?
I dislike cockroaches but you don't see me talking about them every waking hour, do you?
Just admit you want to get a daddy and we will all understand. I do not picture you as a top for men or women.
That is it.
You, me, tomorrow at 12 o' clock. We are gonna have a duel.
>duel
Why bother when I have 17 cruise missiles aimed right at you?
I may... or may not... have already launched them.
Because he couldn't afford a gun.
I know for a fact Trump would never let you waste missiles like that.
He needs them to increase the penis of his country. Stop lying.
Ha! so you saw my real intensions
But is too late
*steals a cheek kiss*
G bye
HELP. HELP ME. RAPE, RAPE.
#MeToo
#WhyIDidntTalk
friend I know it’s your first time here from /lgbt/ but you shouldn’t judge and come up with an opinion on others with your first encounter with them
>Implying Trump has any control over what I do
You'd better start running~
You're going to marry him Peru
I'm a firm believer of all anti-homos being secret homos. Story has taught us time and time again that the prudish people hide the most disgusting secrets. Ever heard of all the things the Catholic Church has hid over the years?
Don't they call him "God Emperor Trump" nowadays? I'm out of the loop.
But what about Mexico. I thougt we had something special.
faggotry detected in this thread
I know rite.
Ashleyfag won't stop being a painis cupcake.
>God Emperor [anything]
Ye but I’m one bloke on an anime reaction image board not the entire church. Believe what you want because my words aren’t ever going to change yours or other gays ignorance when it comes to these matters like sexual preference. I like girls, I like tits, asses, vaginas whatever. Gays? Fucking awesome, I’m not one but just don’t be annoying and preaching it everywhere on this site and you’re fine
Wait a second, you are distracting me from something aren't you.
This place, in and out of itself, is like a mini-Church. Or maybe a cult.
Aren't you the one preaching here tho.
I've no response so I'm going to type vigorously hshuwhsbwhwhwhwhwh
Am I?
Sex?
Gay sex :3?
Type like this:
ANANANA BANAANANA FANFNANANANFA
Yeah. I was supposed to murder you.
God damn it I said no.
nah PD should be but idk why he isn’t in this thread yet
also summoning
You know, Peru, I’ve seen you posting that character for a while now. Can I get a name, for... research purposes?
Eh wuh?
I’m so good at this
Gay sex :3
Don’t flatter yourself, I am in great need for sauce.