>hot girl calls
>will get new phone
>she'll choose iPhone because it has the cloud
>tell her apple literally bought google servers here and android has the same "cloud“ and more
>"but it just works, nothing to set up!"
>stop thinking about making love with her immediately
Normie stories
Jack Kelly
Jayden Jones
This is why I'm gay
Ryan Brooks
I'd just take the cash, and try to sell her on an SE for that fatter commish (and its unironically still probably the best iphone when you look at price:performance)
Ryder Nguyen
>gf has always had Android phones
>buys an iPhone 7
>break up with her
Carter Ortiz
>mention to family friends you're good with tech
>can you fix my shit
Every time
Adrian Smith
It's not really the same cloud just because it has the same servers. She'd have to transfer her files from the iCloud service to Google Drive's service.
Brandon Martinez
>in class with normie friend
>just chatting and fucking around
>both on our laptopa not really but kinda doing research
>complains about how annoying all the ads are
>"why dont you install adblock"
>makes a weird face at me
>she legitimately has no idea what adblock is
>she has no idea what extensions are
>mfw
>install adblock on her laptop
>she practically busts a nut over how good it is
how the fuck do normies function in day to day life?
David Taylor
Oh no man, those 3 clicks.
Charles Gray
>have normie friends
>constantly complain about fans roaring on their little fagbooks
>tell them that it's probably just dust building up and to disassemble it and blow the dust out
>say no user, I might break it and taking apart it is illegal
>plus how would you know how apple electronics work. They are specially crafted!
>so they drive to an applel store, wait in line, and have them fix it
>complain about overheating a few days later again
Cameron Hernandez
>when they ask you to fix some of their botnet things but you didn't use them fir like 10 years for obvious reasons and then they tell you "oh,, I thought your good with tech“, nevermind