How do I hack the FBI?

you need to build a GUI interface with visual basic

drugs

Go to www.fbi.gov/hack in incognito mode

nmap www.fbi.gov

with the metasploit framework

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install kali linux

Liar
This worked for me on Funtoo too

go to your nearest FBI field with the largest dish antenna you can find and mount it on top of your van. beam energy

try this
github.com/gardaud/hack-exe

Reported, have a nice day

This

ping fbi.gov

tree

Was FBI ever hacked? I kinda recall secret documents leak from FBI, very long time ago, though

Yeah, FBI and CIA was recently hacked by a 15 year old.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/01/19/british-15-year-old-gained-access-intelligence-operations-afghanistan/

absolutely based

Don't do this, I did and now the party van is at my door.

seems like people are still the easiest exploit

drop a usb stick in their parking lot

>left threatening messages to bang his daughter
kek, I'm not sure if they understood him correctly

write a gui in visual basic

hang on, why is this not big news?

Ask your local pajeet

ping www.fbi.gov

they always are

Americans are ashamed you doofus.

Put it in a bash while loop!!!

I'm in, guys

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>blueassniffer
>BD
>UP RUNNING
what a faggy larp

*BRAAAAPPPP*
*bluesniff*

REPORTED

Jokes apart, you can get in jail if you are a American citizen and port scan Mossad IP address range.

That would be extremely painful.

>open bulletin
>no mr. robot thread
disgraceful

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But I'm running Kali.

>inspect element open

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When will the Chink tranny unveil its time machine?

Brb port scanning mossad

reminder that real hackers use nano
also rate his code

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I watched the first season, maybe the second, and then lost interest. I'll give them credit though, they are far more accurate than anything before them. Actual CLI's and websites and distros and shit.

Fuck off
Nano is for children and people with no internet connection

t. skiddie who thinks his vim '''skillz''' are worth anything

Hurr durr mom look I posted it again

lol hacklet

Nano is for n00bs who can't into vi.

>ruby
>not python
how to tell a ""hacker"" from a hacker

Run Gnome on Gentoo

Is it "selling" pizza, ice cream or flowers ?

>not KDE

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ping is looping by default you idiot.

Is the girl who played his wife doing softcore porn on Skinemax yet? I need to clean the pipes to her a few hundred times.

Yes

U didnt got the memo on sarcasm, did you?

You didn't got the memo with definition of sarcasm, did you?

1 bullet to the head. That's how you hack.

Learn machine code.

>look up her character on the wiki to see name of actress
>get spoilered by 2 fucking words
fuck whoever wrote that wiki and fuck whoever decided to put a spoiler right there next to the name, I fucking hate these people

>--INSERT--
he also ran vi

>hacking with bullets and not axe or a hatched or meat cleaver

Step one, get a job there.

Come back in ten years when you manged the first step, and we'll move to step two.

>be me
>world’s greatest hacker
>#1 on FBI’s most wanted list
>but they can’t track me down because I always delete my browser history
>just got done hacking entire internet
>now every user in the world gets redirected to blackpeoplemeet.com
>epic lulz
>one of my hackerbros messages me on AIM
>tells me that 420_1337_h4x0r_420, my #1 hackerbro, has been arrested
>they were able to backtrace his IP because he forgot to browse on incognito mode
>word on the street is he’s already ratted me out
>look out window
>FBI helicopters circling overhead
>hah! those bastards don’t know who they’re dealing with
>open up internet explorer
>get redirected to blackpeoplemeet.com
>oh yeah, forgot about that
>run disableblackpeoplemeet.exe
>now it’s time for some world class hacking
>go to fbi.gov/hack
>fuck, there’s a password
>something appears on the bottom right corner of my screen
>it’s that goddamn talking paperclip
>“it looks like you’re trying to hack the FBI, would you like help?”
>fuck off clipy, i’m trying to work here
>“it looks like you’re trying to hack the FBI, would you-”
>click the little fucker just to make him shut up
>clippy gives me the password
>guess he’s not so bad after all
>now that i’m in, i go to fbi.gov/hack/helicopters
>“congratulations, hacker!” you now have full control of the FBI’s helicopters! what would you like them to do?”
>“A) turn left B) turn right C) ascend D) descend E) explode”
>go with option E
>BOOM, baby
>flaming helicopters fall from the sky
>mfw

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