New leaked pentiums, worth buying?

Not sure if ill be able to afford the pentium diamond, but do you think the pentium gold is enough for watching 4k porn and gaming at 960 X 540? right now using a celeron g1840,

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These names can't be real can they?

Wouldn't put it past them.

Feels like card value in Gent the card game.

who the fuck wants a 3 core system?

why did they switch to metals and gems and stopped using silicon? do they get more GHz or better efficiency out of it?

This is a joke right?

What the fuck is the logic behind the letters and numbers? Aparts from the metals it doesn't provide a clear hierarchy at all.
Diamond is very strong, so your CPU will last forever

Are they making processors or a fucking videogame? Can you combine them to create new colors with different enchantments?

look at the background bleed-through and pixelation on the edge between the blue square and the CPU outline. this is obviously some autists' shitty paint drawing. the absolute state of summer reddit that kids unironically fall for this shit. sage and move on

Other than Pentium Silver and Pentium Gold, all of them don't exist. Xeons however have Bronze to Platinum.

>1 cores
>locked clock multiplier
>boards require Raid key

(Israel Inside)

Looks like it's time to start shorting Intel

About fucking time
my plex server is so slow its im just stuck at 720p. i really want something as low power as my j1900

>"1 Cores"
yes me very english too

>3cores
>2cores
>1core
hahahahahaha

Might as well call it Intel Pokemon

I really wish they'd replace all lines with just

Intel Core i3 -- low end
Intel Core i5 -- midend
Intel Core i7 -- high end
Intel Xeon -- numa high end

But if they do that how do you expect them to fleece you for everything you're worth?

That's some pokemon shit right there

>3 cores
>1 core
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>not buying the Intel Pentium J005 chip

>unironically buying Intel in this day and age

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Where are Pentium pearl and Pentium crystal?