Stallman emails gogo
Stallman emails gogo
Blake Reyes
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Aiden Davis
Aiden Murphy
Oliver Cooper
Alexander Gomez
All I have on this machine
Kevin Rogers
So there I was at a park recently and saw two children about 8 or 9 years old. There was a boy and a girl eating ice cream cones. The girl dropped her cone and the boy decided to give his cone to her.
...NOT
...ON
...MY WATCH
I ran over there and smacked the cone out of her hand so now both were on the ground. I lectured them on how to share properly. I told the girl that she must agree to share her ice cream with anyone else who asks. I started explaining to the boy about the 4 freedoms. All of which are "the freedom to do what I say". The kids mother came over and asked what the hell I was doing. I smiled at her with my MIPS laptop still dangling around my neck and said, "Don't mind me ma'am. I'm just spreading freedom!".
I'd like to end the story there, since I was a hero for a moment, but guess who happened to be at the park? Linus Torvalds. That fat Finn told the mother and kids "don't mind him" and bought them new ice cream cones. I was so angry. I started telling that penguin fucker how he ruined my life and after a couple minutes into my rant, he smiles and says, "Sorry, I don't understand. Can you start over in Swedish?". I told him, "Go to HELL!" and he added "-sinki".
I swear that I'll get back at him. I'll rm -rf that smug expression right off his /dev/face.
Ian Taylor
What the fuck kind of bsdm play is that? Is this a joke email?
Angel Brooks
Is he right?
Kevin Reyes
>Is this a joke email?
What do you think?
Aiden Butler
exDee
Jaxson Rivera
This whole page
stallman.org
Elijah Flores
I'm stealing that line and using it in a sitcom I'm writing.
Grayson Collins
That line is licensed under GPL. Do keep that in mind.
Liam Miller
>i have done your mother
Fuckin' roasted
Tyler Butler
well he definitely has autism
Ethan Perez
Jaxson Jackson
>no char limit, no double spaces
It's fake.
Thomas Gomez
autist detected
Julian Thompson
Line can cross, right?
Jack Rivera
took me 3 seconds,
brainlets.
Jackson Wilson
>didn't go through all of the doors
Thomas Campbell
You forgot this one user.
Christian James
Damn, what a bro
Liam Carter
Yes. It's impossible to cross all the doors at the same time without going through at least one door twice.
What's really funny about this is that I've seen that image posted in threads for years now. Nobody ever solves it and yet Stallman, the guy everyone here mocks for being an "autist"; solves it casually and articulates the answer in prose, no less.
This goes to show that Stallman is truly a smart guy. He must be a beast at Professor Layton.
Kevin Nelson
He's definitely intelligent.
oreilly.com
Jonathan Williams
user, I think you just proved this test works
Connor Roberts
well, he's got a point
Jordan Young
>Stallman sometimes identifies as woman
Better start calling them Stallperson.
Jacob Martinez
Of course this is a joke, but this is also valid play. Some people enjoy being dominated completely and having their privacy 'stolen' by their master/mistress.
Parker Davis
>impossible
Jace Ward
Based Stallman.
Elijah Sanders
Exactly. Nobody says you can't cross the lines.
In fact, you can argue there's no doors in that picture.
Carson Gutierrez
user...i
Easton Nguyen
And nobody said the line had to be continuous.
That's playing on our assumptions.
Just draw a single, short dash (line) through each of the doors.
Voila!
Andrew Martinez
Could be the beers but this is the only thing i've actually laughed out loud at in probably half a year now.
Ian Williams
>one line
user, can you read?
Lincoln Lewis
One line through all of the doors could be interpreted as one line through each door. The question is purposefully ambiguous.
Wyatt Reed
I love him.
Landon Ramirez
It's a really common graph theory / combinatorics problems I'm really not sure why people take this as some sign off Stallman genius. You're introductory discrete math course should have covered this...
Samuel Hill
That would be "each", "all." Please learn the language before you try to deconstruct it.
Xavier Diaz
It's called the autism test for a reason. You clearly passed if you can't understand ambiguous language.
Liam Ramirez
It never says you can't go through the walls at all.
Levi Adams
Chase Martinez
>[[[ square brackets ]]]
what did he mean by this?
Joshua Williams
stallman is an actual genius
but he's also flat out a literal (quite high functioning) autist
Jordan Sanchez
this must be fake
Gabriel James
Nice pasta
Ian Morris
[[[proprietry software]]]
Kevin Turner
This was gold. Never laughed harder in my life.
Cooper Turner
>watching nonfree sitcoms
Elijah Hill
Friend, go and prank someone already.
Aiden Butler
holy shit i'm fucking dying
Luis Kelly
>mfw
Adrian Fisher
this is fucking gold
Zachary Moore
>I have done your mother
My fucking sides kek
Jack Martin
jesus christ he's the original Jow Forums trap
Asher Gray
>when you get cucked in real life by Richard "the womanizer" Stallman