Install Ubuntu on my new laptop

>Install Ubuntu on my new laptop
>"Are you really that retarded? Can't you install Debian like a man? You're such a kid"
>Install Debian
>"This is like the most overused and overrated distro of all times, stop being a sheep and install something else"
>Install Manjaro
>"That's one bloated distro, you're really stupid for installing that wannabe Arch shit"
>Install Arch
>"Why are you doing the same as these edgy teenagers on Reddit, Arch isn't even good!"
>Install Gentoo
>"Look at him, he's showing off so hard with his neckbeard distro. What a fucking nerd"
>Install Void
>"Wow, you're such a hipster that you fell for this meme? You should feel bad"

W-What am I supposed to do?
I just want to use my laptop without being insulted...

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Just use Debian or Ubuntu and ignore the memes.

>W-What am I supposed to do?
>I just want to use my laptop without being insulted...
Just install Windows 10 LTSB, anyone who makes a fuss over what OS you use is a faggot.

buy a mac

Just use Xubuntu, its both comfy and geeky

Install Ubuntu you fucking imbecile.

Google most valuable engineer and Donald Knuth use Ubuntu, you know why? Because their time isn't worthless.

NixOS > Void > openSUSE > Solus > Gentoo > Arch
Pick one of those, everything else is shit tier

Google uses Gentoo to develop ChromeOS
So yes, Google loves timesink OS

Just use Ubuntu.

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you shouldn't tell people what you install and just use what works for you personally
if you could please everyone then there'd only be one distro