*inhales*
*inhales*
*exhales*
The absolute state of Jow Forums
someone post those facebook caps of him talking about driving through texas and being inside of the dog.
Ummm what am I looking at?
a still image of mark zuckerberg breathing
WOW A FUCKING PICTURE OF ZUCKERBURG
WOW
JESUSS CHRIST LOOK AT HIM
FUCKING SO FUNNY XDXDXDXD
Never seen that one.
Why does he talk like he just hit puberty?
>Senator, I never had my Bar mitzvah
>t.zuckerburg
dat ass
Yeah it's not that fun being on the other end of the invasive spying is it?
That image could use a Brazzers watermark.
I don't defend what he does and I don't like his regular speech either, but I'd shit my pants too if there was so many cameras pointed at me
>senator...
>congressman...
>in my door room...
>... we can follow up later
>I'd shit my pants too if there was so many cameras pointed at me
That has to be fake. I can't imagine they would be allowed to do that to anyone. That's ridiculous.
when is the creator of google going to be forced to answer questions about privacy?
DATS A THICC ASS BOII
Just watch the video dude there's like eight hours of it.
They crowded around him whenever he first sat down and then fucked off during the questioning.
zuckerberg is wacky, the google creator probably is not enough to the point of committing the same mistakes as he did (of course i'm talking about looks here)
They really should make it so it's less intrusive. There's no need for them to get that close to someone.
>forced
Zucc volunteered for questioning. He wasn't under oath.
Other CEOs were invited but none have shown up yet.
the number of times you could hear those, my god, constant cringe
they're not spying. they're publicly interviewing and recording him.
nice job trying to sound intellectual, though.
it's still intrusive tho
the original soyboy
>terms
>of
>service
I liked the part where he faked drinking water so the hyu-manns would not detect his alien origin
kill yourself
so pathetic
The bloody booster seat he is using?
>manlets
Lizard manlets, will they ever learn
can someone please explain to me what did he do to anger the Zionist overlords? He has been collecting data since forever but why are they turning on him now? Is he suddenly our Jow Forumsuy?
Is that a powerbank?
He sold data to drumpf.
This model is too old (almost everyone can spot the fact that he is half-robot half-lizard) and (((they))) want to replace it with a brand new model to ran for the next elections
This.
Don't the Zionists like t-Rump?
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
they do, he is Israel's and Saudi Arabia's greatest ally.
>inb4 hurr durr Saudi Arabia are muslims
the population is, but the ruling family is crypto-jews.
*cocaine*
look at that cushion they've got him sitting on so he seems like less of a manlet
i got you pham
>zuckerberg post
>1,216 shares
>0 people like this
terrible forgery.
nailed it, zucc
I bet you their PR team made him do that so the press would talk about that instead of what he said
Those soulless reptilian eyes