Certain arrangement of bits contains a perfectly encoded video of (You) masturbating in the middle of a busy street

That would be cool to watch

If you generate 100MB of random bits and do it repeatedly, wait a few ages of the universe, one of those will contain a video of you masturbating in the middle of Times Square while singing classical opera

but I never stand in the middle of a busy street?

That's not how the probability works

Infinite monkey theorem, biatch

If the video is 1080x1920, that's 2,073,600 pixels per frame. With 8-bit values each for RGB, that's 2^24 possible colours per pixel, or 16,777,216. Multiplying we get 34,789,235,097,600 colours per frame, or 35E12. For a 5 minute video (I'm a quick finisher) at 30fps, that's 9000 frames per video, and so 313E15 colours per video or possible videos. 313E15 = 2^58. So each 58 bit number represents a single 5 minute video, so generating a single one would just take a single 64-bit operation (assumption). Looks like 100 Petaflops is about the limit for supercomputers today, so it would take 3 seconds. 50 Gigaflops is more like what a modern PC will have however, meaning it will take 6.3 million seconds, or about 2 and a half months. You'd need (2^58)^2 = 98E33 bits to store every single one though, so good luck with that.

But with the right machine-learning program you could easily cut this down to a much smaller amount. Anyone taught a machine learning algorithm to produce procedurally generated pornography yet?

We've gotten better monkeys.

>there are multiple combination of bits shows (You) being happy with (You)'s waifu

>I don't know combinatorics: the post

The video is compressed, dumb dumb. It's way fewer bits

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